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Scott_Towel

@scotttowel.bsky.social

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Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place 🐦 I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry "I fake it so real I am beyond fake"

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Scott_Towel @scotttowel.bsky.social · 6h

I really love to sleep, man. Can you dig it?

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 1d

No you're not shadowbanned Brenda your skeets just suck so bad the void doesn't even want them.

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 1d

Autumn textures of light.
#Photography

A dense stand of thin, white-barked trees fills the frame, viewed from a low angle looking upward.
The trees are closely packed together, with their branches intertwining overhead and creating a canopy of golden and yellow leaves.
The forest floor is covered in dry, brown grasses and fallen leaves.
The light filters through the branches, illuminating the trunks and creating a dappled effect on the ground. Some trees have lost most of their leaves, revealing more of their slender, white bark, while others are still full with autumnal foliage.

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 1d

I would hate to fill my childhood and teenage years watching 30 second sound bites instead of getting absolutely obsessed with like 7 of the records I could afford

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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 1d

This. And this again.

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Peek @peek.bsky.social · 1d

don't british people ever get tired of doing the accent

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Scott_Towel @scotttowel.bsky.social · 19h

Nothing is as fun as a bunch of bananas after dark.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 1d

It's always midnight somewhere

Stand in a grocery shop's fresh produce aisle. At the top is a spooky-themed sign saying "When the night falls, the fun begins" in orange lettering.
Below are three neat shelves of fresh bananas.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 1d

THIS: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

reasonsvoice.bsky.social @reasonsvoice.bsky.social · 1d

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 1d

Jewel had her fall photo shoot, after I found her cuddling with my apples.

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 22h

Apparently, they don’t hand out a Nobel Peace Prize to those who negotiated a ceasefire they had sabotaged a year ago just to get elected.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21h

It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 21h

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20h

“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.

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Scott_Towel @scotttowel.bsky.social · 1d

He's kneeling alright, but I wouldn't say he's kissing his ring.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

His head is so empty that when he has a brain fart it echos, and I love that about him

A somewhat fluffy black cat with the magnificent name of Hexagon Bookshelf Frying Pan Jones, who has never thought about anything even once in four years. His nickname is “Princess Boy” because he likes to randomly start singing the song of his people, much like a Disney princess is known to burst into song. He shows his affection by biting you until you pet him, and which point he will likely bite you again if he’s enjoying it or if you stop. He sometimes likes to sit like people, usually with an expression on his face that he’d be having an existential crisis if he knew what one was. His favorite hobby is catnip and his favorite color is food.

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 1d

Solidarity is the only way

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 1d

I have seen this, and now shall you.

Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me · 1d

What’s wrong with vegan sausages?

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MeteorBlades @meteorblades.bsky.social · 4d

Everyone planning on joining the No Kings protests Oct. 18 should beware of agents provocateurs. You can be sure the Trump regime will use any violence to clamp down harder. But protesters are already falsely labeled “domestic terrorists,” and the Patriot Act may be used to attack peaceful dissent.

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TAKE 2 @take2.bsky.social · 2d

You must read this for No Kings Day.

No violence. That only plays into king trumpy the terrible hands.

Natty🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🏐🏈🐕🐴📎 @grillnatty.bsky.social · 3d

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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 3d

Expect Trump and gop to send paid agitators to the no kings protests to incite violence. They want an excuse to send military into streets to oppress, arrest and even kill us. This comes right from fascist playbook.

Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 3d

If Trump and GOP have their way this Saturday’s No king’s protest will be the last time we can legally protest.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

Today is Thanksgiving in Canada, when we go down to the park to fight Canada geese. The winners eat the losers

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1d

I say “it is what it is” but deep down it is not what it is

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Scott_Towel @scotttowel.bsky.social · 2d

These days, you have to wonder about that "special island" that Captain Jack would take you to.

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Scott_Towel @scotttowel.bsky.social · 2d

That's a bunch of bologna

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