Scott_Towel
@scotttowel.bsky.social
Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place 🐦 I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
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Luna is gently reminding me that it’s #caturday
And it’s in her contract that I feature her first on this special day.
She wishes everyone a day filled with loving care of cats
#catsofbluesky
#catlife
And it’s in her contract that I feature her first on this special day.
She wishes everyone a day filled with loving care of cats
#catsofbluesky
#catlife
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Luna is gently reminding me that it’s #caturday
And it’s in her contract that I feature her first on this special day.
She wishes everyone a day filled with loving care of cats
#catsofbluesky
#catlife
And it’s in her contract that I feature her first on this special day.
She wishes everyone a day filled with loving care of cats
#catsofbluesky
#catlife
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
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If you have any projects you want started with enthusiasm and not finished, I’m your girl.
January 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If you have any projects you want started with enthusiasm and not finished, I’m your girl.
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In Hell, you are perpetually stuck between the tailgaiter and the asshole going 10 under the speed limit.
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
In Hell, you are perpetually stuck between the tailgaiter and the asshole going 10 under the speed limit.
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They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.
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"Your life has no direction."
"Yes it does."
"What?"
"Untoward."
"Yes it does."
"What?"
"Untoward."
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Your life has no direction."
"Yes it does."
"What?"
"Untoward."
"Yes it does."
"What?"
"Untoward."
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Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
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The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Many people are asking:
Who did he blow and when did he blow them?
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Many people are asking:
Who did he blow and when did he blow them?
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Who did he blow and when did he blow them?
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life is about singing silly little songs for and about your pets
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
life is about singing silly little songs for and about your pets
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Thanksgiving decorations that depict happy little turkeys are just a little sadistic.
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Thanksgiving decorations that depict happy little turkeys are just a little sadistic.
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When it finally hits you
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
When it finally hits you
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But are you sure you don’t have to pee right now? Think about it.
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
But are you sure you don’t have to pee right now? Think about it.
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I was shaking my chakras too hard and dislodged my karma
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I was shaking my chakras too hard and dislodged my karma
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I only dabble in motels
June 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I only dabble in motels
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If Bill Clinton is implicated in the Epstein files I won’t have to burn my Bill Clinton flags and my Bill Clinton Tshirts and my Bill Clinton bikinis…
because I’m not in a cult.
because I’m not in a cult.
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
If Bill Clinton is implicated in the Epstein files I won’t have to burn my Bill Clinton flags and my Bill Clinton Tshirts and my Bill Clinton bikinis…
because I’m not in a cult.
because I’m not in a cult.
Most of us have known that Trump sucks for a very long time.
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Most of us have known that Trump sucks for a very long time.
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For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.
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Republican men are absolutely obsessed with masculinity - is eating edamame feminine?? Is it gay to please your wife in bed??? Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress & played a girl bunny????
Then they say things out loud like “I’m a Grok guy”
Then they say things out loud like “I’m a Grok guy”
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Republican men are absolutely obsessed with masculinity - is eating edamame feminine?? Is it gay to please your wife in bed??? Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress & played a girl bunny????
Then they say things out loud like “I’m a Grok guy”
Then they say things out loud like “I’m a Grok guy”
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love his mechahitler stuff but also a fan of his early work like saying dead people are alive
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
love his mechahitler stuff but also a fan of his early work like saying dead people are alive
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Where is your god now?
a red apple with a face on it and a slice taken out of it
ALT: a red apple with a face on it and a slice taken out of it
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Where is your god now?
You're just somebody that I used to know
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
You're just somebody that I used to know