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@frickinferal.bsky.social
I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈
My BS: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn
Bangerz: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK
My BS: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn
Bangerz: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK
Pinned
The thing is I hardly ever fuck around but I’m always finding out.
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You’ve already reached your limit of free articles and it’s none, the screen sneers. Get your gossip someplace else.
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
You’ve already reached your limit of free articles and it’s none, the screen sneers. Get your gossip someplace else.
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I’d give you a piece of my mind but I’m already in arrears.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’d give you a piece of my mind but I’m already in arrears.
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I scare people away by asking them their longitude and latitude location
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I scare people away by asking them their longitude and latitude location
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[dramatically looking off into the Internet]
The Social Media Gods shall decide our fate
The Social Media Gods shall decide our fate
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
[dramatically looking off into the Internet]
The Social Media Gods shall decide our fate
The Social Media Gods shall decide our fate
I cut bangs, and I’ve decided to call them misandry bangs. They look pretty fucking hot if I’m honest.
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I cut bangs, and I’ve decided to call them misandry bangs. They look pretty fucking hot if I’m honest.
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There's an artistic representation of each moment in an endless museum, a heist of your stolen kiss under the moon has been reported. We don't usually cover sexy ice sculptures but luckily for you replicas of it sure outsexy our insurance memories
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
There's an artistic representation of each moment in an endless museum, a heist of your stolen kiss under the moon has been reported. We don't usually cover sexy ice sculptures but luckily for you replicas of it sure outsexy our insurance memories
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You have to get up really early if you want to wake up before a bird. That'll show them though, well done you.
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
You have to get up really early if you want to wake up before a bird. That'll show them though, well done you.
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I wanna be your *sledgehammer
*reply guy
*reply guy
March 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I wanna be your *sledgehammer
*reply guy
*reply guy
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I can slur my words without touching a single drop of alcohol
What’s your superpower?
What’s your superpower?
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I can slur my words without touching a single drop of alcohol
What’s your superpower?
What’s your superpower?
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I’d rather a broken arm over this mental health bullshit.
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’d rather a broken arm over this mental health bullshit.
Remember this holiday season, ghosting is the best gift you can give or receive.
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Remember this holiday season, ghosting is the best gift you can give or receive.
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Like a bad sequel, I’m back.
Same plot, less budget
Same plot, less budget
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Like a bad sequel, I’m back.
Same plot, less budget
Same plot, less budget
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*gets a teardrop tattoo for every boner I’ve killed*
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
*gets a teardrop tattoo for every boner I’ve killed*
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ah yes. this is me.
![>>Satire - Woman With Invisible Illness Accidentally Looks Too Happy in Public, Loses Credibility [pic of woman smiling with her tablet in her hand] mybodyistryingtokillme.com](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreicchgxth7jhq6nxoqainfvr6z2iegkoa724nwo45afd742eayrzbq@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
ah yes. this is me.
Told my mom (an artist) that an art supply gift card would be good for Christmas because I’m going to try painting. I got a long stare followed by, “Oh… what do you think YOU are going to paint?”
Honestly? That just confirmed it. I’m painting my truth, my joy, and my whole story. Watch me.
Honestly? That just confirmed it. I’m painting my truth, my joy, and my whole story. Watch me.
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Told my mom (an artist) that an art supply gift card would be good for Christmas because I’m going to try painting. I got a long stare followed by, “Oh… what do you think YOU are going to paint?”
Honestly? That just confirmed it. I’m painting my truth, my joy, and my whole story. Watch me.
Honestly? That just confirmed it. I’m painting my truth, my joy, and my whole story. Watch me.
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as a serious shitposter it is your duty to carry a sharpie and add to the lore on the toilet walls of any nightclub you visit I don't make the rules
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
as a serious shitposter it is your duty to carry a sharpie and add to the lore on the toilet walls of any nightclub you visit I don't make the rules
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Well come on, Bob. That shitpost isn't going to explain itself.🙄
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Well come on, Bob. That shitpost isn't going to explain itself.🙄
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Humor is an awesome coping mechanism for anger, anxiety & depression . . . This is why I try to make myself laugh.
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Humor is an awesome coping mechanism for anger, anxiety & depression . . . This is why I try to make myself laugh.
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I'll give you the world, take it all from me
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I'll give you the world, take it all from me
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Me to me: no, putting on a bra is not cruelty. You'll be fine.
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Me to me: no, putting on a bra is not cruelty. You'll be fine.
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There are three kinds of people in this world. Avoid them at all costs.
October 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
There are three kinds of people in this world. Avoid them at all costs.
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I like to scare people away with the truth.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I like to scare people away with the truth.
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sorry everyone I've been diagnosed with misandry
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
sorry everyone I've been diagnosed with misandry