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James Batty Blunt™️

@aggrocrag.bsky.social

1.4K followers 770 following 7.2K posts

My best song "You're Beautiful" streaming on all platforms // he him 34 ♎ ⚤ spoken for girl dad // 🇵🇸 🇵🇷 acab // Class 6 forklift and telehandler certified, juggling parenting & witty takes on life’s absurdities // nsfw 🔞 adamevaunit02

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · Nov 15

Welcome new followers idk how you found me I'm literally just some fuckin guy

Selfie of a man wearing a dark green button up shirt, gray fleece vest, sitting in a vehicle wearing a seatbelt, a digital clock showing "15:41" is overlaid on the image above a "Do Not Disturb" message bubble placed so that it's covering the man's mouth

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · Oct 16

She Captain my Ahab til from hell’s heart I stab at thee for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee though tied to thee, thou damned whale thus, I give up the spear

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 5h

Wouldn't you agree 🐔
baby you and me 🐔
got a groovy kind of love 🐔
youtu.be/U5oPcNZmnqo?...

Jess Chicken dance - New girl

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 7h

the peasants crave gruel and slop, it's in our nature

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 7h

the peasants crave gruel and slop, it's in our nature

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Brandon Pope TV @bpopetv.bsky.social · 21h

Trying my best to enjoy life despite knowing facts and information

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 21h

some of us never grew up 😔

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 21h

You've heard of friends with benefits, now get ready for friends with consequences

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

hot take, billionaires actually SHOULD feel constant threat and expect to be attacked in public for hoarding that much wealth

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

lmao oh my other account is explicitly giving you directions yeah

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

always a daddy, never a dom

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

if I refer to you as bb, I'm calling you "baked beans" in my head, don't ever forget this

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

i am tho

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

bc it gets to taste all the good things you make!!!

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

very jealous of your kitchen counter

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

I have to be weird and say weird stuff every day or I'll die

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · Jun 20

I sent Danielle Haim a mother's and a father's day card

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · Jul 16

Sometimes i just say "idk" but i actually do k

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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 23d

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¡oram ḍ @therealjoramd.bsky.social · 3d

Unsolicited Dick pic

Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 3d

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

I have to be weird and say weird stuff every day or I'll die

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

happy birthday to daddy

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

it's so good I'm literally throbbing full

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

but no one knows whose bra they're controlling, every app login is for someone else's bra

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

Y'all motherfucker ever had a cinnamon roll cake