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aggrocrag.bsky.social
James Blunt™️
@aggrocrag.bsky.social
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My best song "You're Beautiful" streaming on all platforms
// he him 34 ♎ ⚤ spoken for girl dad // 🇵🇸 🇵🇷 acab // Class 6 forklift and telehandler certified, juggling parenting & witty takes on life’s absurdities // nsfw 🔞 adamevaunit02
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Monday is right around the corner
A screen cap from an episode of the animated kid's show Rugrats. A "grown up" mustached version of the cartoon character Chucky Finster in trademark purple square frame glasses and a purple dinner jacket is gripping a "grown up" version of Tommy Pickles (seen from behind) by the arms, himself in a green dinner jacket, both standing in between two darkened doorways. Caption text at the bottom reads "I WANT TO BE LITTLE AGAIN."
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
aggrocrag.bsky.social
I have used the black materium, it is only a matter of time
An orange and white cat looking sleepy, resting its head against a white T-shirt worn by an unseen person, laying on a grey couch
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
aggrocrag.bsky.social
My old upright is so bad out of tune, but here's a baroque interpretation of Come Together, I forget the band who wrote it they probably weren't that good anyway
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Screenshot of Pedro Pascal laughing from a scene in The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
aggrocrag.bsky.social
New reaction pic just dropped for when you didn't know something was happening
A picture of a bald black woman smirking at the viewer, she's wearing a small nose hoop piercing, grey V neckline blouse and green/white earrings, flanked by light green stairs and a green fern. Small white text at the bottom reads: "I didn't know that was happening." CYNTHIA ERIVO
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
aggrocrag.bsky.social
focusing friday
A man's head resting on his hand while he looks at something, there are two framed pictures of a golden retriever's side profile hanging on the wall in the background
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
aggrocrag.bsky.social
when you wake up in the morning and y- [I am yanked off stage by a giant hook]
Screenshot of an episode of Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob is wearing a pair of white briefs with a dotted red line of stitching around the waistband on his head in such a way that it covers his eyes and nose. His nose protrudes from inside the underwear which resembles an erect penis.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
aggrocrag.bsky.social
me, every time I go to the DMV by myself
A hand holding a phone, the screen shows a text exchange between the user and "Mommy": MOMMY!!! ☹️☹️☹️ PICK ME UP!!! I'M SCARED!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Mommy: LMAO!!! Mommy: 😂😂😂💀💀💀 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
aggrocrag.bsky.social
Headed to the last place I was seen before I disappeared
Man sitting in a car wearing black polo shirt with a Brinkster logo, taking a selfie covering his mouth with a peace sign, wearing a seatbelt
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
aggrocrag.bsky.social
Almost friday again, we're almost there gang
A David Dees style meme of Barack Obama looking at the viewer and holding out a floating glowing blue pill, half his face is a grayscale "corrupted" style, the top right of the image is a green text in The Matrix style, the bottom right is 5 medical injection needles, the bottom left is a blue/black spiral with 60 Minutes, NBC, CNN, CBS, Fox News, logos, and an Israeli flag, the top left is 3 drones and 4 small drones flying in front of an American flag and a row of skulls
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
aggrocrag.bsky.social
it is the third monday of the week have a thirst t
A man's naked torso from the neck down to his waist
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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hell yeah animalia mug gang
A glazed grey coffee mug with a cartoonish cat's face, the mug is sitting on the dashboard of a car, there is a blue bandana and a hawk feather hanging down off the rearview mirror, through the windshield you can see the open road with some houses and dead trees in the background
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
aggrocrag.bsky.social
big frod sunday
A fat brown toad sitting on the concrete next to a patch of grassy sod
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
aggrocrag.bsky.social
Lmao
"I forgot 9/11" in the Mamdani campaign graphic style
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
aggrocrag.bsky.social
Just finished glazing the cake hole hope I did good 😮‍💨
A brown Bundt cake covered with cream cheese icing
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
aggrocrag.bsky.social
Only the survive
Blurry image of an orange and white fur cat with its face close to the camera looking directly at you, he is next to a bearded man in a white T-shirt laying down
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Meet me on the ripple rug for an ass kicking you silly mother fucker
A man, wearing a gray zip-up sleeveless vest over a tan long sleeve button-up shirt and black pants visible from the chin down to his thigh. He seems to be kneeling beside a brown crumpled up Ripple Rug on a floor by a bed frame covered by a blue quilt
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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The skin of a killer Saturday
Pink/purple text at top of screen that reads "Twilight moments I think about every day", an image of a white man's face looking disgusted or upset, bottom text that reads "Beautiful? This is the skin"
November 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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When she's backed up on your lap and starts doing that one thing
A large orange pumpkin with a simplistic smiling feminine face painted on it, sitting in the lap of a black cloaked novelty skeleton figure with its mouth hanging open
November 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Hell yes babyyyyyy
A large white mum bush covered in white blooms next to a large orange pumpkin and various sized and colored smaller pumpkins, there is some synthetic web decoration on the top of the bush
October 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
aggrocrag.bsky.social
it's what's for dinner, honey
Picture of a cereal box with all caps bold orange text that reads "HONEY NUT" and smaller text that reads "NATURALLY FLAVORED"
October 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I love you Cranky you absolute fucking prick
Picture of a screen with a scene from the video game Donkey Kong Country Returns, the old monkey with a long white beard, Cranky Kong, is sitting in his cabin in a rocking chair, holding a walking stick, a white speech bubble on the left reads "GLAD I COULD HELP MY GRANDSON OVERCOME THIS DEADLY CHALLENGE IN EXCHANGE FOR A LITTLE CASH MONEY." A small white circle is seen underneath the text with the letter "A".
October 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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"Ma'am, surely you don't mean you are sick of ALL men, as you so dismissively claimed in your previous post. I'm sure, were you to take account of the several interactions you've had with the male species, there are perhaps a few that you think back to fondly. Might I be so bold as to further exp-"
A close up view of Ethan Slater, his red hair is poofy, he is staring menacingly at the camera with dead eyes
October 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
aggrocrag.bsky.social
Hollywood is bringing back silly fucked up looking little freaks
An image of actor Ethan Slater dressed as his character Boq with stylized border and background for a promo poster for Wicked Part 2
October 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Hand grip strength training, my final message
An arm and hand reaching down to grab an 80 pound black dumbbell weight, two 15 pound black dumbbell weights are standing on end on the black cushion bench
October 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM