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me: have i told you about the ti--

all my friends: YES!
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Post dinner roleplay: I'll be a cute dog and you can rub my belly.
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle rehabilitated No Shit Sherlock into the beloved character we know today
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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I'll be the first reporter who gets Trump to say "What?" when I say, "A sphincter says what?"
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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BRB changing careers real quick
I'll be the first reporter who gets Trump to say "What?" when I say, "A sphincter says what?"
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
texting past me the chocolate chip cookie pecan pie i just perfected. p.s. put down the forking fork
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"

Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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caring about fellow humans should be default but what do i know
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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draw me like one of your night ghouls
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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You must have come over on the baeflower
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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going for a traditional cousin walk but without any cousins (getting stoned at the playground alone)
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
i take my time so i can have at least a couple of meltdowns in the process
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I feel a fake migraine coming on
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Today I learned that the gizzard is not the turkey's penis
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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that girthy cranberry sauce
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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gtfo if your cranberry sauce isn’t shaped like a can like nature intended
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
just got a text from future me telling me to put the forking fork down
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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You matter and I am thankful for you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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pie
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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gobble gobble mfers
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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the grinch in the genre of romance: thread
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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there comes a moment about five minutes after encountering a lost dog when you stop actively looking for a panicked owner and start to imagine a life with the dog. which makes the owner’s eventual appearance pretty bittersweet
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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i almost never understand what any of you are saying
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM