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@donutscoffeeme.bsky.social
Queen of stoner munchies. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. 🌷🌻🏳️🌈
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yap3mq6zjuvocyxwtrdatbuk/feed/aaagwp4n4v4e6
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yap3mq6zjuvocyxwtrdatbuk/feed/aaagwp4n4v4e6
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Brain like pornhub, body like food network.
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Of all the butters, peanut is the worst lubricant
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Of all the butters, peanut is the worst lubricant
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two wrongs don't make a right but three alrights make a McConaughey
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
two wrongs don't make a right but three alrights make a McConaughey
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Is there a “no nut December?” Cause I’ll get that trophy too
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Is there a “no nut December?” Cause I’ll get that trophy too
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ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
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turning my hat around to get face deep in some spaghetti
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
turning my hat around to get face deep in some spaghetti
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I reserve the right to be interested in anything that interests me
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I reserve the right to be interested in anything that interests me
Mom can you come pick me up? I got blocked for posting my boobs again.
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Mom can you come pick me up? I got blocked for posting my boobs again.
[NSFWish] Fat Chick Shower Content: Forgetful sick bitch edition.
I forgot until I was drying off. But I feel like death so forgive me.
As always, look if you wanna. If you're not into it, that's none of my business. 🩵
I forgot until I was drying off. But I feel like death so forgive me.
As always, look if you wanna. If you're not into it, that's none of my business. 🩵
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
[NSFWish] Fat Chick Shower Content: Forgetful sick bitch edition.
I forgot until I was drying off. But I feel like death so forgive me.
As always, look if you wanna. If you're not into it, that's none of my business. 🩵
I forgot until I was drying off. But I feel like death so forgive me.
As always, look if you wanna. If you're not into it, that's none of my business. 🩵
It's because I didn't make gravy on Thanksgiving, isn't it?
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It's because I didn't make gravy on Thanksgiving, isn't it?
Hi. Being sick is stupid. I hate everything.
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hi. Being sick is stupid. I hate everything.
My dad told me he's proud of me yesterday so I won't be seeking validation on the internet for approximately 7 to 10 business days.
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My dad told me he's proud of me yesterday so I won't be seeking validation on the internet for approximately 7 to 10 business days.
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If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but STOP MAKING NON-MICROWAVEABLE, NON-DISHWASHER SAFE COFFEE MUGS!
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but STOP MAKING NON-MICROWAVEABLE, NON-DISHWASHER SAFE COFFEE MUGS!
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I can’t hold my liquor but I’ll bet I could hold yours.
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I can’t hold my liquor but I’ll bet I could hold yours.
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I haven’t updated my gps since 2007 if anyone needs to get to Kmart
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I haven’t updated my gps since 2007 if anyone needs to get to Kmart
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I made cupcakes for the Bluesky bake sale
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I made cupcakes for the Bluesky bake sale
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*high fives the guy who came up with the word titillating*
May 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
*high fives the guy who came up with the word titillating*
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*designs a bikini that holds chips in the top and queso in the bottom
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
*designs a bikini that holds chips in the top and queso in the bottom
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Why yes, that is a bottle opener in my pocket. And I am also glad to see you. Thanks for noticing
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Why yes, that is a bottle opener in my pocket. And I am also glad to see you. Thanks for noticing
Me: *eating a bowl of cereal*
The Thanksgiving leftovers in my fridge:
The Thanksgiving leftovers in my fridge:
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a closet filled with shirts and ties .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a closet filled with shirts and ties .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Me: *eating a bowl of cereal*
The Thanksgiving leftovers in my fridge:
The Thanksgiving leftovers in my fridge:
But I don't wanna make jokes. I wanna complain about being sick and my period starting a week early.
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
But I don't wanna make jokes. I wanna complain about being sick and my period starting a week early.
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Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
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sad to report that i am coming down with something just in time to get me out of joining in any reindeer games
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
sad to report that i am coming down with something just in time to get me out of joining in any reindeer games
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Now and Later isn't just a candy, it's also how I like my sex.
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Now and Later isn't just a candy, it's also how I like my sex.