Kelly🆘🇺🇸
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
Unremarkably loquacious non-human biologic
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Kelly🆘🇺🇸
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
· Jul 2
No one is coming to save us, we have to fucking save ourselves and each other.
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Okay, you can step on my blue suede shoes now
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Okay, you can step on my blue suede shoes now
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The White House doesn’t need a ballroom…
It needs a President.
It needs a President.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The White House doesn’t need a ballroom…
It needs a President.
It needs a President.
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This snow would be a lot prettier if the house was clean.
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This snow would be a lot prettier if the house was clean.
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My health insurance premiums will more than double in January. I pay a little less than $500/month for my current silver plan.
I just reapplied and my new premium will be $1062/month.
And don’t forget: I still have a co-pay for every visit and pay for prescriptions.
I just reapplied and my new premium will be $1062/month.
And don’t forget: I still have a co-pay for every visit and pay for prescriptions.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My health insurance premiums will more than double in January. I pay a little less than $500/month for my current silver plan.
I just reapplied and my new premium will be $1062/month.
And don’t forget: I still have a co-pay for every visit and pay for prescriptions.
I just reapplied and my new premium will be $1062/month.
And don’t forget: I still have a co-pay for every visit and pay for prescriptions.
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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*pointing at the clothes I’m wearing being consumed by fire*
this old thing?
this old thing?
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
*pointing at the clothes I’m wearing being consumed by fire*
this old thing?
this old thing?
My hair almost choked me in my sleep, and super disappointed it didn't succeed.
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My hair almost choked me in my sleep, and super disappointed it didn't succeed.
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torn between two lovers: lefty and righty
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
torn between two lovers: lefty and righty
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“Part. Of. A. Team.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Part. Of. A. Team.”
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The hierarchy of Bluesky:
DM > reply > repost > like > nothing
DM > reply > repost > like > nothing
August 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The hierarchy of Bluesky:
DM > reply > repost > like > nothing
DM > reply > repost > like > nothing
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The Little Engine That Wished A Motherfucka Would
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The Little Engine That Wished A Motherfucka Would
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Fucking nighttime coyote thinks he’s Pavarotti or something
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Fucking nighttime coyote thinks he’s Pavarotti or something
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It's times like these (eating mashed potatoes in bed) that I'm glad things didn't work out. So I don't have to share my potatoes with a loser.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
It's times like these (eating mashed potatoes in bed) that I'm glad things didn't work out. So I don't have to share my potatoes with a loser.
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*watching Happy Days* holy shit, did they really have that many happy days?
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 AM
*watching Happy Days* holy shit, did they really have that many happy days?
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They say they want my undivided attention, but as someone with heavy ADHD I know for a fucking fact they don’t want and couldn’t handle my undivided attention so-
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
They say they want my undivided attention, but as someone with heavy ADHD I know for a fucking fact they don’t want and couldn’t handle my undivided attention so-
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Sit me next to the folks who can talk openly about Bigfoot being an interdimensional being that can teleport *only*.
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Sit me next to the folks who can talk openly about Bigfoot being an interdimensional being that can teleport *only*.
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All for nothing, and nothing for all
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
All for nothing, and nothing for all
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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My cats were Mississippi street kittens.
They have Mississippi street smarts.
They don't even *try* to get back outside.
They have Mississippi street smarts.
They don't even *try* to get back outside.
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
My cats were Mississippi street kittens.
They have Mississippi street smarts.
They don't even *try* to get back outside.
They have Mississippi street smarts.
They don't even *try* to get back outside.
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I have little in common with people who have a lot in common with other people.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I have little in common with people who have a lot in common with other people.
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Yes, is this the police? Great. I would like to report a crime. My mother didn't make enough stuffing to put on my leftover sandwiches. I am sure you can charge my dad as an accessory, he had three servings, I counted
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Yes, is this the police? Great. I would like to report a crime. My mother didn't make enough stuffing to put on my leftover sandwiches. I am sure you can charge my dad as an accessory, he had three servings, I counted
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Happy Thanksgiving Kimtopher!
Happy Thanksgiving Walking GIF
Alt: Happy Thanksgiving gif with Steve Martin and John Candy walking
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November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Kimtopher!
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A gift-free holiday based on eating as much as you can? Yes, please.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A gift-free holiday based on eating as much as you can? Yes, please.
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turkey’s in the oven, table’s set
time to load the medicine cabinet with pingpong balls
time to load the medicine cabinet with pingpong balls
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
turkey’s in the oven, table’s set
time to load the medicine cabinet with pingpong balls
time to load the medicine cabinet with pingpong balls
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The first frost. Gary brought the Jack-o’-lantern inside, fed it cranberry sauce and yams, and gently tucked it under the Christmas tree.
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The first frost. Gary brought the Jack-o’-lantern inside, fed it cranberry sauce and yams, and gently tucked it under the Christmas tree.