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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 10h

I've been riding a bull for a looonnnngg time.

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 22h

logging on

the church lady from SNL, which was Dana Carvey, captioned good morning sinners

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 22h

Forgot to go to bed again. Guess we'll get ready for work.

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 21h

Ah, but will they?

The ‘everybody can reply’ tag on a Bluesky post.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 21h

imagine hating me and I’m just over here licking yogurt off the kitchen counter

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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 21h

If you think "No Kings" is a terrorist slogan, you need to read the Declaration of Independence.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 21h

I'm a baby genx Seattle girlie to my bones. I don't own a jacket. I own many hoodies of varying degrees of thickness and one flannel for each season. Dasit.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 21h

I know we're halfway through spooky lake month because the masked thirst trap to sexy Santa pipeline is fully taking over TikTok. Booktok girlies are wolfing out.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 20h

In 2022 Julian Lennon and Paul McCartney ran into one another at an airport and took a selfie. Social media keeps posting this story as if it happened last weekend. That's a bother.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 20h

Maybe it's the complete lack of any sleep and 6 shots of espresso talking, but today feels like a dinosaur chucks kind of day

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 20h

I regret to inform you that I am no longer asleep

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 20h

They’re whipping out their genitalia in Portland yall. Ngl starting to get a soft spot for this timeline

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 20h

Ah yes, the sun: source of all of the earth’s power, fucking prick

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20h

“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 20h

Another duplicitous mother fucker, and some people wonder why I spend all my time alone.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 18h

Not a chance in hell.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20h

Just now— @SpeakerJohnson announces he will lead a global pressure campaign to get the narcissist-in-chief a Nobel Prize next year

(Also revealing he doesn’t understand what “objective facts” are)

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20h

Just now— @SpeakerJohnson announces he will lead a global pressure campaign to get the narcissist-in-chief a Nobel Prize next year

(Also revealing he doesn’t understand what “objective facts” are)