Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
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This time of year when you rage against the machine chances are that machine is a neighbor's noisy leaf blower.
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Is that a turkey leg in your pocket or just happy to see me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Is that a turkey leg in your pocket or just happy to see me.
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there are two kinds of people in this world, those who wear aprons in the kitchen and those who missed their period because they didn’t
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
there are two kinds of people in this world, those who wear aprons in the kitchen and those who missed their period because they didn’t
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Anyone want to try my Thanksgiving leftovers smoothie tomorrow?
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Anyone want to try my Thanksgiving leftovers smoothie tomorrow?
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turkey’s in the oven, table’s set
time to load the medicine cabinet with pingpong balls
time to load the medicine cabinet with pingpong balls
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
turkey’s in the oven, table’s set
time to load the medicine cabinet with pingpong balls
time to load the medicine cabinet with pingpong balls
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here is a handy visual guide to tell when your turkey is done
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
here is a handy visual guide to tell when your turkey is done
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On days like these, don't you just want to drench yourself in butter, roll around in flour, and bake at 350° sometimes?
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
On days like these, don't you just want to drench yourself in butter, roll around in flour, and bake at 350° sometimes?
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Cutting the canned cranberry jelly into perfect slices has been my biggest accomplishment so far this year.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Cutting the canned cranberry jelly into perfect slices has been my biggest accomplishment so far this year.
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A gift-free holiday based on eating as much as you can? Yes, please.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A gift-free holiday based on eating as much as you can? Yes, please.
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BREAKING: Trump offers Zelenskyy free floor mats and window tinting if he can get him into a peace deal today!
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
BREAKING: Trump offers Zelenskyy free floor mats and window tinting if he can get him into a peace deal today!
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You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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happy danksgiving 💨
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
happy danksgiving 💨
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when cooking for your in-laws don’t forget the eye of newt
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
when cooking for your in-laws don’t forget the eye of newt
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sad news from the thanksgiving day parade: ICE just detained the dora the explorer float.
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
sad news from the thanksgiving day parade: ICE just detained the dora the explorer float.
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Why don’t we call Trump “loyalists” in his
cabinet what they really are; co-conspirators ?
cabinet what they really are; co-conspirators ?
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why don’t we call Trump “loyalists” in his
cabinet what they really are; co-conspirators ?
cabinet what they really are; co-conspirators ?
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teacher: kenya name one country in africa ?
chad: no
chad: no
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
teacher: kenya name one country in africa ?
chad: no
chad: no
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don’t get bogged down in your cranberry sauce choice today haha a terrible pun for thanksgiving you’re welcome
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
don’t get bogged down in your cranberry sauce choice today haha a terrible pun for thanksgiving you’re welcome
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(surreptitiously passing myself off as American today for some free turkey)
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
(surreptitiously passing myself off as American today for some free turkey)
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gobble gobble mfers
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
gobble gobble mfers
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Planes, Trains and Automobiles or GTFO.
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Planes, Trains and Automobiles or GTFO.
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Them: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Me: Yeah, all that way, because Natures Promise didn’t have any fucking parsley, the cheap wankers.
Me: Yeah, all that way, because Natures Promise didn’t have any fucking parsley, the cheap wankers.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Them: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Me: Yeah, all that way, because Natures Promise didn’t have any fucking parsley, the cheap wankers.
Me: Yeah, all that way, because Natures Promise didn’t have any fucking parsley, the cheap wankers.
