Danny
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
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This time of year when you rage against the machine chances are that machine is a neighbor's noisy leaf blower.
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we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
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It is such a horrible human being.
Montage of 19 clips of Trump insulting, berating, demeaning and attacking female reporters over the past few months. Part 1.
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It is such a horrible human being.
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the childlike urge to run around the store to see if you run faster in the new sneakers you might get
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
the childlike urge to run around the store to see if you run faster in the new sneakers you might get
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Seriously, though. This is like a gag from an early Conan O’Brien late night bit and I mean that in THE most complimentary possible way. The parade was DINNER CONVERSATION tonight! Not just HUNTR/X, not “that was a good/bad Santa.” The whole *waves hands wildly* that was the entire Macy’s Parade.
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Seriously, though. This is like a gag from an early Conan O’Brien late night bit and I mean that in THE most complimentary possible way. The parade was DINNER CONVERSATION tonight! Not just HUNTR/X, not “that was a good/bad Santa.” The whole *waves hands wildly* that was the entire Macy’s Parade.
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If you assume that I am just that stupid then everything I do suddenly makes so much more sense.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If you assume that I am just that stupid then everything I do suddenly makes so much more sense.
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There is literally no reason for the military to be in D.C.
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
There is literally no reason for the military to be in D.C.
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When you wake up and it's Friday, not the weekend
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
When you wake up and it's Friday, not the weekend
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Who up wrapping their cling?
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Who up wrapping their cling?
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20 year-old National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom has died from her gunshot wounds. May she rest in peace.
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
20 year-old National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom has died from her gunshot wounds. May she rest in peace.
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My Thanksgiving shirt?
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
My mom’s Thanksgiving table napkins?
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
My mom’s Thanksgiving table napkins?
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My Thanksgiving shirt?
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
My mom’s Thanksgiving table napkins?
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
My mom’s Thanksgiving table napkins?
Off-white with burgundy stripes.
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The young folks returned from their "cousins walk" and have spent the last 20 minutes giggling over my mispronunciation of "charcuterie.”
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The young folks returned from their "cousins walk" and have spent the last 20 minutes giggling over my mispronunciation of "charcuterie.”
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Like a lot of other stores on Black Friday, Home Depot will open its doors at 6 am so you can beat the rush to pick up a 6-ft fiberglass step ladder for that special someone on your gift-giving list.
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Like a lot of other stores on Black Friday, Home Depot will open its doors at 6 am so you can beat the rush to pick up a 6-ft fiberglass step ladder for that special someone on your gift-giving list.
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Rolling Stones
Queen
Dolly Parton
Elton John
Pet Shop Boys
Rolling Stones
Queen
Dolly Parton
Elton John
Pet Shop Boys
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Eminem
Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
Spiritualized
Arthur Lee & Love
Eminem
Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
Spiritualized
Arthur Lee & Love
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Bon Jovi
Billy Joel & Elton John
Dire Straits
Anthrax
Def Leppard
Bon Jovi
Billy Joel & Elton John
Dire Straits
Anthrax
Def Leppard
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Rolling Stones
Queen
Dolly Parton
Elton John
Pet Shop Boys
Rolling Stones
Queen
Dolly Parton
Elton John
Pet Shop Boys
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I did not know I liked Jack White this much.
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I did not know I liked Jack White this much.
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This halftime show is killin it but I’m mostly happy for all those old people who still have cartilage in their joints
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This halftime show is killin it but I’m mostly happy for all those old people who still have cartilage in their joints
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Imagine answering “how are you?” With total honesty to your family gathered around the table.
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Imagine answering “how are you?” With total honesty to your family gathered around the table.
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"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint"
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint"
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[Taking my date on a motorbike ride] Ok, so when I put the coin in the slot, you push the start button.
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
[Taking my date on a motorbike ride] Ok, so when I put the coin in the slot, you push the start button.
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If the President doesn’t want to be called a Russian asset, perhaps he should stop acting like a Russian asset.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If the President doesn’t want to be called a Russian asset, perhaps he should stop acting like a Russian asset.
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I think I’m at the point in life when I get to wear my underwear with suspenders.
September 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I think I’m at the point in life when I get to wear my underwear with suspenders.
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Been to a lot of shows dude. Here are five of the most memorable...
Daft Punk
Phil Collins
Postal Service
Veruca Salt
ELO
Been to a lot of shows dude. Here are five of the most memorable...
Daft Punk
Phil Collins
Postal Service
Veruca Salt
ELO
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
The Pixies (original)
The Afghan Wigs
Skinny Puppy
Ween
TV on the Radio
The Pixies (original)
The Afghan Wigs
Skinny Puppy
Ween
TV on the Radio
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Eminem
Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
Spiritualized
Arthur Lee & Love
Eminem
Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
Spiritualized
Arthur Lee & Love
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Been to a lot of shows dude. Here are five of the most memorable...
Daft Punk
Phil Collins
Postal Service
Veruca Salt
ELO
Been to a lot of shows dude. Here are five of the most memorable...
Daft Punk
Phil Collins
Postal Service
Veruca Salt
ELO
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Is that a turkey leg in your pocket or just happy to see me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Is that a turkey leg in your pocket or just happy to see me.
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there are two kinds of people in this world, those who wear aprons in the kitchen and those who missed their period because they didn’t
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
there are two kinds of people in this world, those who wear aprons in the kitchen and those who missed their period because they didn’t
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Anyone want to try my Thanksgiving leftovers smoothie tomorrow?
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Anyone want to try my Thanksgiving leftovers smoothie tomorrow?
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turkey’s in the oven, table’s set
time to load the medicine cabinet with pingpong balls
time to load the medicine cabinet with pingpong balls
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
turkey’s in the oven, table’s set
time to load the medicine cabinet with pingpong balls
time to load the medicine cabinet with pingpong balls