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lisabug
@lisabug.bsky.social
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Welcome to LisaWorld San Francisco 🌉 Pun 👸🏽 🐈‍⬛ 🐈 Mom Pisces ♓ 🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu 🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · Dec 2
You know they make the blenders loud so you can't hear the fruit screaming.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 4h
"what are you gonna be for halloween" a problem
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12h
idk flipping houses looks really hard
A yellow and white house rest upside-down between a field and a large tree.
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 12h
These fridge magnets spell trouble.
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17h
World-renowned wildlife photographer Charles Ainsworth, seen here just moments after capturing his most famous work, “Lost Camper Poops by a Stream in the Misty Morning Light.”
A fox standing on its hind legs behind a Nikon camera, with a blurred forest background.
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gupton68.bsky.social
bloody bacon popsicle ✋ @gupton68.bsky.social · 18h
I solve most of my problems by just ignoring them as I know that eventually they'll get bored and go ask their mum instead.
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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 13h
“Get off my yAARRGGGHHH”, shouted the aging pirate.
unfitz.bsky.social
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 15h
“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.
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trickykat.bsky.social
trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 11h
why is it sonic the hedgehog and not blue fly
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unfitz.bsky.social
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12h
Big money idea:

A daycare for super-speedy hedgehog children called Sonic Youth.
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 15h
I’ve been in front of the computer too long. Time to take a break and look at my phone.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15h
HOUR 5:
Legs beginning to cramp and I really have to pee. Nice lady brought me pretzel from food court. Still awaiting further instructions, but am starting to have my doubts. Must stay strong.
A view of an escalator with a sign on the floor that reads, "PLEASE STAY WITHIN THE YELLOW BOX," accompanied by yellow footprints.
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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · 15h
Feed me pretty and tell me I'm a pizza
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 15h
“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 16h
Not to brag but people who don’t follow me are perfectly content with their lives
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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 1d
Post a pic you took this weekend. No description.
A calendar showing a tuxedo cat and an orange tabby cat in the month of October 2025
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d
Writing with a ballpoint penchant.
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gupton68.bsky.social
bloody bacon popsicle ✋ @gupton68.bsky.social · 6d
I'd say I’m pleased to meet you but we both know that I would be lying.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 6d
The camera doesn’t lie, but Photoshop is one deceitful motherfucker.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 6d
on the next episode of copse
Two police officers stop a person disguised as a tree on a pedestrian crosswalk.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 6d
“That there’s a damn shame, Bill. Yeah, no, sorry, I didn’t see anything. I was visiting my sister’s tree over on Morgan. I’ll ask around and let you know if I hear something, though. Geez, what a world, am I right? Anyway, your homeowners policy should cover it, no?”
A squirrel stands next to a partially-chewed pumpkin on a stoop.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 6d
I'm as much to blame as you are, I said, because what's one more lie.
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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 6d
"For my wellness journey" I murmur as I pour a 2lb bag of M&Ms over my face
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 6d
Thank you for your kind of words.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 6d
Me: Is there something I could do differently to improve my sleep?

Doctor: I recommend not looking at your phone for at least an hour before bed.

Me: So nothing then.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 6d
“Supercuts?”
“How’d ya know?”
A person sits on a fence holding a container of food, looking back at a dark-colored alpaca. They and the alpaca sport similar haircuts.
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gupton68.bsky.social
bloody bacon popsicle ✋ @gupton68.bsky.social · 5d
My wife and I were once very happy. In fact we both probably smiled pretty much every day right up until the day we met.
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