lisabug
@lisabug.bsky.social
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San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu
🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
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lisabug
@lisabug.bsky.social
· 18d
*draws chalk outline around my credit score*
Happy “Unsubscribe” to Black Friday deal emails, to all who celebrate!
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Happy “Unsubscribe” to Black Friday deal emails, to all who celebrate!
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my cat does not take my threats to sit on her very seriously
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
my cat does not take my threats to sit on her very seriously
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that’s nice, seafood is expensive
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
that’s nice, seafood is expensive
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My party trick is not showing up
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My party trick is not showing up
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You can use your thanksgiving leftovers as pizza toppings and literally no one can stop you
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You can use your thanksgiving leftovers as pizza toppings and literally no one can stop you
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time to go plant the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
time to go plant the turkey
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unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
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carving turkeys is really difficult when they wriggle so much
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
carving turkeys is really difficult when they wriggle so much
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Put “spree” after “killing” and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Put “spree” after “killing” and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.
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“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
On days like these, don't you just want to drench yourself in butter, roll around in flour, and bake at 350° sometimes?
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
On days like these, don't you just want to drench yourself in butter, roll around in flour, and bake at 350° sometimes?
Anyone want to try my Thanksgiving leftovers smoothie tomorrow?
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Anyone want to try my Thanksgiving leftovers smoothie tomorrow?
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(surreptitiously passing myself off as American today for some free turkey)
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
(surreptitiously passing myself off as American today for some free turkey)
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My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
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I'd let you fluff my pillow.
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I'd let you fluff my pillow.
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draw me like one of your conclusions
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
draw me like one of your conclusions
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Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
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One time I slipped and fell on an acorn so I told all my friends they couldn’t like acorns anymore
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
One time I slipped and fell on an acorn so I told all my friends they couldn’t like acorns anymore
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Technically not me, but this is me.
Call me unhinged, but I just ordered six books on minimalism.
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Technically not me, but this is me.
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Are you guys drunk enough yet to find me funny or should I come back later?
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Are you guys drunk enough yet to find me funny or should I come back later?
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I keep seeing accounts who call themselves “mattress actress” and I’m like how much talent does it take to act like a mattress?
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I keep seeing accounts who call themselves “mattress actress” and I’m like how much talent does it take to act like a mattress?
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“Not one word, Barbara.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“Not one word, Barbara.”
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The squirrels will tell my story.
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The squirrels will tell my story.
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My cat just threw up from eating too much food. So of course, she has to go and eat more food.
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My cat just threw up from eating too much food. So of course, she has to go and eat more food.
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be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?