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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ

@ayankdownunder.bsky.social

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NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · Apr 5

I'm eating all the cheese.

Soon, there will be no more cheese.

If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it.

-current world philosophy

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2m

*I’ll also bring a spoon*❤️

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 17h

I don’t need therapy, I just need everyone to stop being wrong.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 5m

I really want to know what you’re thinking.

*sharpens cranial saw*

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Humphrey Ghost-Kart 👻 @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 11m

Even my dreams are starting to ask if I have a backup plan.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 40m

Monday Mood

Vintage rugby poster depicting a bone-crunching flying tackle, with the words:
"Everything will kill you
So choose something fun"

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 1h

Ask not for whom the liker likes;
In truth, it liketh thee.

.eff @fabjx.bsky.social · 1d

sometimes even the liker doesn't know whether they're liking the post or the poster

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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 1h

One of the cats is losing his mind. If Portland has an earthquake tonight, he was trying to let us know....

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 1h

pulling panties to the side can be hotter than taking them off

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 1h

Can't sleep. Night-thinking, the worst...

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · Nov 23

Just the oil change, please.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · Jan 21

Laughter is the best medicine...

Unless you're suffering from diarrhea.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · Nov 14

Your daily reminder about the joy of using alt text. It's like the prize inside a box of cereal.

If they still do that.

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 1h

For an otherwise delightfully polite country, your geese are some real assholes

I’m looking at you Canada

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 1h

I finally went outside just now to try to do something about it, in the rainy very-dark. I immediately slipped on a soggy pinecone, nearly fell, let out a weird yelp and may or may not have peed a little. I went back inside having accomplished nothing

Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 1d

I’m being slowly driven mad by the rhythmic thumping of water dropping onto an upside down metal canoe