Craig Hunter
@craghanta.bsky.social
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Craig Hunter
@craghanta.bsky.social
· Jul 2
I have lived through the entire internet. I have seen empires rise and fall. I have heard dial-ups call out their final tone. But I? I am eternal.
Got into trouble for making a (great) “Atlantic bukkake” joke on a romantic sunset beach walk.
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Got into trouble for making a (great) “Atlantic bukkake” joke on a romantic sunset beach walk.
Forgot the @blowinspod.bsky.social login when I had to delete Bluesky to get in America, but we’re still churning the shite out for now. This one is on whisky/whiskey 📦 🥃
Water of Life
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November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Forgot the @blowinspod.bsky.social login when I had to delete Bluesky to get in America, but we’re still churning the shite out for now. This one is on whisky/whiskey 📦 🥃
Apparently saying I was “thankful for my big dick” isn’t in the holiday spirit.
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Apparently saying I was “thankful for my big dick” isn’t in the holiday spirit.
Avatar is like a fake franchise you see on television in the background of another film except it has been going on for 20 years.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Avatar is like a fake franchise you see on television in the background of another film except it has been going on for 20 years.
No jobs have been replaced by AI yet. What happens is a company says their layoffs are due to AI, but then just make teams do double the work with half the people… and maybe one of them uses ChatGPT to churn out shite.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
No jobs have been replaced by AI yet. What happens is a company says their layoffs are due to AI, but then just make teams do double the work with half the people… and maybe one of them uses ChatGPT to churn out shite.
Rewatching Scotland qualify for the World Cup with Japanese commentary as Let Down by Radiohead plays in the background. Never kill yourself.
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Rewatching Scotland qualify for the World Cup with Japanese commentary as Let Down by Radiohead plays in the background. Never kill yourself.
So tired of learning new corporate words at this old age.
“Rituals” for a weekly meeting or report. Fuck off.
“Rituals” for a weekly meeting or report. Fuck off.
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
So tired of learning new corporate words at this old age.
“Rituals” for a weekly meeting or report. Fuck off.
“Rituals” for a weekly meeting or report. Fuck off.
That’s me watched Scotland qualifying for the World Cup in about a dozen languages now.
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
That’s me watched Scotland qualifying for the World Cup in about a dozen languages now.
I wish me and my wife married someone else for money, got divorced, and then met each other.
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I wish me and my wife married someone else for money, got divorced, and then met each other.
Beautiful Ireland 🇮🇪 ⚽️ ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Beautiful Ireland 🇮🇪 ⚽️ ❤️
Bluesky is not even the methadone of 2010s Twitter. It’s like chewing on a stale poppy seed bagel.
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Bluesky is not even the methadone of 2010s Twitter. It’s like chewing on a stale poppy seed bagel.
Good news. I went to Mr Beef from The Bear and it cured my corporate depression.
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Good news. I went to Mr Beef from The Bear and it cured my corporate depression.
Had one great sightseeing day in Chicago that made me feel alive and then three corporate days that eviscerated my soul 👍
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Had one great sightseeing day in Chicago that made me feel alive and then three corporate days that eviscerated my soul 👍
My entire Gen Z team were shocked to their core to hear the year I was born.
I don’t know if I can even face the wee bastards today.
I don’t know if I can even face the wee bastards today.
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
My entire Gen Z team were shocked to their core to hear the year I was born.
I don’t know if I can even face the wee bastards today.
I don’t know if I can even face the wee bastards today.
I was so happy to capture this today.
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I was so happy to capture this today.
Whenever I’m in America I always try to be friendly, but they cannae understand my accent half the time and look scared.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Whenever I’m in America I always try to be friendly, but they cannae understand my accent half the time and look scared.
Off to Chicago tomorrow for work. Genuinely might die in a plane crash due to the government shutdown or have my head kicked in by ICE 👍
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Off to Chicago tomorrow for work. Genuinely might die in a plane crash due to the government shutdown or have my head kicked in by ICE 👍
History books chapters starting off with a paragraph about the rising cost of eggs in 2024.
November 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
History books chapters starting off with a paragraph about the rising cost of eggs in 2024.
The worst thing that can happen on a big company call is to be hyped up because all it means is more work is coming your way.
You want to be right in the middle. Never drowning. Never flying.
You want to be right in the middle. Never drowning. Never flying.
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The worst thing that can happen on a big company call is to be hyped up because all it means is more work is coming your way.
You want to be right in the middle. Never drowning. Never flying.
You want to be right in the middle. Never drowning. Never flying.
Former US President Dick Cheney has died.
November 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Former US President Dick Cheney has died.
Christmas decorations at the start of November? Why don’t you jingle all the way to fuck off?
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Christmas decorations at the start of November? Why don’t you jingle all the way to fuck off?
Its 2025. Everything you use is shite and the monthly subscription has just went up.
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Its 2025. Everything you use is shite and the monthly subscription has just went up.
I feel if you ever need to lay off 40k people then you should be put in the public stocks and pelted by tomatoes for being a failure to society.
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I feel if you ever need to lay off 40k people then you should be put in the public stocks and pelted by tomatoes for being a failure to society.
I love this time of year where the air is crisp and you might get laid off from your tech job to delight shareholders.
October 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I love this time of year where the air is crisp and you might get laid off from your tech job to delight shareholders.
Heard the new place around the corner selling coffee and açai bowls is owned by Ireland’s largest criminal family.
October 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Heard the new place around the corner selling coffee and açai bowls is owned by Ireland’s largest criminal family.