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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ
@ayankdownunder.bsky.social
NY'er living in New Zealand,
carelessly whispering a variety of little things.

(Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness)
Unless noted, photos/vids are by me.

Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
Pinned
Looking for the veins of humanity.
Breaking a take.
October 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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🐝
October 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Seems like there are better places to keep proof than in pudding.
October 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Looking for the veins of humanity.
October 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Functional apathy.
October 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Looking for the veins of humanity.
October 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Strunk and White's

"Elements of Shitposting (unabridged)"
October 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.
October 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Two weeks until the clocks go back. Never liked them anyway.
October 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Blasphemy.

Blaspheyou.
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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72 hour protection for deodorant seems unnecessary outside of trench warfare.
October 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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This ⬇️ is the same deal Pres. Biden struck that Trump+Netanyahu sabotaged. Now they are taking credit & hopefully fully implementing. How many Palestinians died in the interim? How extra days were Israelis held hostage? Will @nytimes.com report this part of the story or as usual, only the MAGA angle
October 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Pavarotti looks big but he's actually plural
October 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.
October 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Are you going to keep doing that?
*points at your face*
October 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Lowered expectations is the hot new trend.
October 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Give a little, get a little.
I really wanted to like your reply skeet and your quote skeet, but I didn't get my dopamine hit first.
a cartoon lion says " you don t like it "
Alt: A cartoon lion says "You don t like it?"
media.tenor.com
October 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I'm eating all the cheese.

Soon, there will be no more cheese.

If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it.

-current world philosophy
April 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Short women lose their temper more quickly because the point they can "have it up to here" is so much lower.
And, because men.
October 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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You can’t get my age assurance I’m still not sure I believe it myself.
October 14, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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(Duck church)

Duck preacher: give us this day our daily bread

*duck parishioners start going wild and quacking HALLELUJAH*
October 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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"Sure, bread is great. But have you considered burning it?" ~James Toast, 4069 BCE
October 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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"No, you can't have a guardian angel. You read the Telegraph. You'll have to make do with a telegraph angel."
October 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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When a problem comes along, you must whip it 🎶
Therapist: Well, yeah ok but.. CRACK THAT WHIP 🎶🥳
October 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM