Amish Super Model
@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
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If I’m reading their lips correctly, it looks like my neighbors are having an argument about the creepy guy next door.
Whenever you start thinking your dog is loyal to you…
Just watch what happens when someone drops food on the floor within earshot.
Just watch what happens when someone drops food on the floor within earshot.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Whenever you start thinking your dog is loyal to you…
Just watch what happens when someone drops food on the floor within earshot.
Just watch what happens when someone drops food on the floor within earshot.
“Look, babe, when you hear Kenny G on the cassette, you know it’s sexy time.”
-80’s smooth moves
-80’s smooth moves
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“Look, babe, when you hear Kenny G on the cassette, you know it’s sexy time.”
-80’s smooth moves
-80’s smooth moves
Kinda awkward when I sprayed her with ketchup after I thought she said, “Slather me with condiments.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Kinda awkward when I sprayed her with ketchup after I thought she said, “Slather me with condiments.”
Trump is the only American who cries at the end of “Miracle”…
Because Russia lost.
Because Russia lost.
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Trump is the only American who cries at the end of “Miracle”…
Because Russia lost.
Because Russia lost.
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No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
“Let’s be clear, Trump’s executive branch is being run by a bunch of sycophants, felons & idiots. (Well, former felons-they’ve all been pardoned.) Break the law, go to prison, cut a check & become a special advisor to the president.”
-Former Rep. David Trott (R-MI)
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
-Former Rep. David Trott (R-MI)
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
'Miserable' House Republicans tell ex-colleague of 'toxic' work conditions under Trump
An ex-GOP lawmaker came clean on what it's like to work for "toxic" President Donald Trump — and what he believes is happening behind the scenes among Republicans. Former Rep. David Trott (R-MI), in a...
www.rawstory.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
“Let’s be clear, Trump’s executive branch is being run by a bunch of sycophants, felons & idiots. (Well, former felons-they’ve all been pardoned.) Break the law, go to prison, cut a check & become a special advisor to the president.”
-Former Rep. David Trott (R-MI)
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
-Former Rep. David Trott (R-MI)
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
BREAKING: Trump’s pardoned turkeys found to have assaulted officers on January 6, committed election fraud, and pled guilty to cryptocurrency scams.
“Look, these birds are true patriots,” the despot added.
“Look, these birds are true patriots,” the despot added.
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
BREAKING: Trump’s pardoned turkeys found to have assaulted officers on January 6, committed election fraud, and pled guilty to cryptocurrency scams.
“Look, these birds are true patriots,” the despot added.
“Look, these birds are true patriots,” the despot added.
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Kinda weird that the White House Thanksgiving dinner only has one big kids’ table.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Kinda weird that the White House Thanksgiving dinner only has one big kids’ table.
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Turns out maybe people LIKE having jobs, and healthcare, and education, and not watching their cities being attacking by our own military!
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Turns out maybe people LIKE having jobs, and healthcare, and education, and not watching their cities being attacking by our own military!
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"Friends with Benefits" is when they share the passwords to all their streaming apps, right?
September 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Friends with Benefits" is when they share the passwords to all their streaming apps, right?
Jesus believes in vaccines!
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Jesus believes in vaccines!
Before my modeling career took off, I used to be a roadie for the Chuck E. Cheese band.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Before my modeling career took off, I used to be a roadie for the Chuck E. Cheese band.
Turns out you can’t even buy candy corn on the cob!
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Turns out you can’t even buy candy corn on the cob!
I’m not one to start rumors, but I heard that Trump is a closeted gay, woke, Muslim immigrant and being investigated by ICE.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’m not one to start rumors, but I heard that Trump is a closeted gay, woke, Muslim immigrant and being investigated by ICE.
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This plaque is posted at West Point. Alcoholic TV talk show chatterbox Pete Hegseth wants to court-martial Arizona Senator Mark Kelly for repeating what is written on it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This plaque is posted at West Point. Alcoholic TV talk show chatterbox Pete Hegseth wants to court-martial Arizona Senator Mark Kelly for repeating what is written on it.
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If only Donald Trump could read:
“OUR AMERICAN CODE OF MILITARY OBEDIENCE REQUIRES THAT, SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”
“OUR AMERICAN CODE OF MILITARY OBEDIENCE REQUIRES THAT, SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If only Donald Trump could read:
“OUR AMERICAN CODE OF MILITARY OBEDIENCE REQUIRES THAT, SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”
“OUR AMERICAN CODE OF MILITARY OBEDIENCE REQUIRES THAT, SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”
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📌They appease Vladimir Putin and come after Mark Kelly.
Traitors. All of ‘em.
Traitors. All of ‘em.
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
📌They appease Vladimir Putin and come after Mark Kelly.
Traitors. All of ‘em.
Traitors. All of ‘em.
I’m only here to keep abreast of any titillating news.
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’m only here to keep abreast of any titillating news.
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I hope the coroner lets me keep one leg out of the body bag or I’ll never be able to R.I.P.
April 25, 2024 at 11:53 AM
I hope the coroner lets me keep one leg out of the body bag or I’ll never be able to R.I.P.
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Interviewer: are you an independent thinker?
Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes
Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Interviewer: are you an independent thinker?
Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes
Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes
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Trump demanding an end to the Russia-Ukraine war is like a cop breaking up a robbery…
Except that he’s telling the victim to just give up his valuables and walk away so there’s no more trouble.
Except that he’s telling the victim to just give up his valuables and walk away so there’s no more trouble.
March 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Trump demanding an end to the Russia-Ukraine war is like a cop breaking up a robbery…
Except that he’s telling the victim to just give up his valuables and walk away so there’s no more trouble.
Except that he’s telling the victim to just give up his valuables and walk away so there’s no more trouble.
Fine!!! I won’t wear my PJ’s on the plane anymore. But don’t you think for one second that I’m gonna stop crop dusting first class on my way back!
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Fine!!! I won’t wear my PJ’s on the plane anymore. But don’t you think for one second that I’m gonna stop crop dusting first class on my way back!
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This is the ideal travel attire. You may not like it, but this is what peak passenger looks like.
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This is the ideal travel attire. You may not like it, but this is what peak passenger looks like.