Amish Super Model
@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
I haven’t seen this kind of lovefest since, well…
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I haven’t seen this kind of lovefest since, well…
Trumpspeak: The one on the left is beautiful and good for us. The one on the right is ugly, causes cancer, and kills birds…
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Trumpspeak: The one on the left is beautiful and good for us. The one on the right is ugly, causes cancer, and kills birds…
Maybe she could’ve had Brad Pitt do one of these?
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Maybe she could’ve had Brad Pitt do one of these?
As a turtle fan, I appreciate you! My son rescued this guy 10 years ago.
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
As a turtle fan, I appreciate you! My son rescued this guy 10 years ago.
BREAKING: djt signs bill to release Epstein Files
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
BREAKING: djt signs bill to release Epstein Files
Sounds like the healthcare insurance industry forgot to bribe the President…
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Sounds like the healthcare insurance industry forgot to bribe the President…
He seems nice…
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
He seems nice…
Just gonna drop this…
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Just gonna drop this…
It’s OK, Trump’s still looking for Khashoggi’s real killer…
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It’s OK, Trump’s still looking for Khashoggi’s real killer…
Well, sure. But what about this guy?!?
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Well, sure. But what about this guy?!?
“So, anyway, I says to the guy, I says, ‘That’s not what your mom said last night.’”
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“So, anyway, I says to the guy, I says, ‘That’s not what your mom said last night.’”
Is there a White House plastic surgeon?
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Is there a White House plastic surgeon?
Nazi spouses???
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Nazi spouses???
I just keep seeing this…
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I just keep seeing this…
So, First Amendment be damned.
But at least trying to say forgive us for the shit we’re doing, because we will never forgive those who trespass against us.
It’s a modern religious crusade.
But at least trying to say forgive us for the shit we’re doing, because we will never forgive those who trespass against us.
It’s a modern religious crusade.
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
So, First Amendment be damned.
But at least trying to say forgive us for the shit we’re doing, because we will never forgive those who trespass against us.
It’s a modern religious crusade.
But at least trying to say forgive us for the shit we’re doing, because we will never forgive those who trespass against us.
It’s a modern religious crusade.
Against Christian’s what?
November 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Against Christian’s what?
I dunno, I think a Blue Jays win will hurt Trump less than this…
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I dunno, I think a Blue Jays win will hurt Trump less than this…
Not to brag, but my Onlyfans account is really blowing up!
November 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Not to brag, but my Onlyfans account is really blowing up!
Newsmax Rob Schmitt: “People are using SNAP benefits to get their nails done, to get their weaves & their hair. This is a really ugly program. Sen. Ron Johnson: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.”
Racist much?
Look at all these folks waiting in line to get their weaves & nails done…
Racist much?
Look at all these folks waiting in line to get their weaves & nails done…
November 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Newsmax Rob Schmitt: “People are using SNAP benefits to get their nails done, to get their weaves & their hair. This is a really ugly program. Sen. Ron Johnson: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.”
Racist much?
Look at all these folks waiting in line to get their weaves & nails done…
Racist much?
Look at all these folks waiting in line to get their weaves & nails done…
“Dahling, ‘tis wonderful to be extraordinarily wealthy!”
“Indeed it is! I wonder what the poors are doing?!”
“Oh, the poor dears are probably sick and starving! But we’ve no concern for them!”
“Indeed it is! I wonder what the poors are doing?!”
“Oh, the poor dears are probably sick and starving! But we’ve no concern for them!”
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“Dahling, ‘tis wonderful to be extraordinarily wealthy!”
“Indeed it is! I wonder what the poors are doing?!”
“Oh, the poor dears are probably sick and starving! But we’ve no concern for them!”
“Indeed it is! I wonder what the poors are doing?!”
“Oh, the poor dears are probably sick and starving! But we’ve no concern for them!”
BREAKING: Trump unveils plans for new East Wing
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
BREAKING: Trump unveils plans for new East Wing
Reminded me of this gem…
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Reminded me of this gem…
I’m putting this on my lawn for Halloween…
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’m putting this on my lawn for Halloween…