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Lisa, Duchess of Netflix
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Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter. "As seen on Twitter" https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcv4ovbbznx6wknbpukm3tye/feed/aaacjgywm5ney
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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.
Don't forget to run out for some half price Halloween candy and decorations, today.
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"Don't let someone else's opinion of you become your reality."

#life #health #positive #opinion
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Who needs Halloween when America is an actual horror-show?
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Gonna show up to the Halloween party naked and tell everyone my costume is "invisibility potion that wore off"
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"Love your creepy Halloween pic"

"That's my regular face."
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Really feeling for everyone in the potential path of Hurricane Melissa. Take care.
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Inadvertently drank a pumpkin spice thingy yesterday and woke up bookended by the bosom of a condemned witch
Hey boy, are you a piñata, 'cause I'd like to hit that.
All I'm saying is that I think it would be a much better wedding if you have a piñata.
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I get it, piñatas, I too am vulnerable and full of candy.
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You need to check yourself you fucking donkey.

Oops wrong app.
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The Epstein files must have been in the East Wing
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"I'm going to tear down the white house to build a ballroom", said no straight man, ever.
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Ghosts aren’t trying to scare us by booing they’re just really disappointed by what’s going on
Beautiful work and happy belated birthday!
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Yey! Today is my birthday, and according to internet laws, I can shamelessly ask for a repost on my work 🥰.

*Actually, my birthday was yesterday, but I was too drunk to post anything 😅 *
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Thawing some circa 2021 lentil soup if you’re wondering if I’m a much of a risk taker.
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I hope you had a good weekend in spite of everything.
This is a great film. They included it in the Universal Monsters DVD set I have.
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