Leen McBeans
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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Leen McBeans
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
· Feb 26
Social media is fun because you basically just talk to yourself and sometimes a stranger replies to yell at you about why you’re wrong
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thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
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Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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I'm only accepting wholesome posts today. Computer, do not show me any posts about Assholes or Jerks
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm only accepting wholesome posts today. Computer, do not show me any posts about Assholes or Jerks
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am i allowed to say "my tits and those of my internet friends" when i'm asked what i'm thankful for this year
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
am i allowed to say "my tits and those of my internet friends" when i'm asked what i'm thankful for this year
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me, one beer into thanksgiving dinner: "ok so zohran mamdani is pretty cool i like how he's brat tamed donald trump but i havent heard shit from him about freeing luigi mangione remember him? he was obviously framed 1/239
this beer is starting to taste like everyone at Thanksgiving needs to hear my opinions about the US government
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
me, one beer into thanksgiving dinner: "ok so zohran mamdani is pretty cool i like how he's brat tamed donald trump but i havent heard shit from him about freeing luigi mangione remember him? he was obviously framed 1/239
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i almost never understand what any of you are saying
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
i almost never understand what any of you are saying
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it's thanksgiving eve so don't forget to put out a glass of gravy and some stuffing for ol' farmer greg
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
it's thanksgiving eve so don't forget to put out a glass of gravy and some stuffing for ol' farmer greg
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May all of your bajas be blasted
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
May all of your bajas be blasted
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“yoda went under the bumper”
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
“yoda went under the bumper”
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Yoda got caught under the bumper and dragged more than a block. He was still blinking and his lips could move but the EMTs had to put him down like a horse for his own good.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Yoda got caught under the bumper and dragged more than a block. He was still blinking and his lips could move but the EMTs had to put him down like a horse for his own good.
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the Woke Left wants to force transition Mr Pibb
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
the Woke Left wants to force transition Mr Pibb
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Oh you're eating light? What are you, a plant? 😂
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Oh you're eating light? What are you, a plant? 😂
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How does this woman have the absolute most Skeletor ass news moments
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
How does this woman have the absolute most Skeletor ass news moments
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there comes a moment about five minutes after encountering a lost dog when you stop actively looking for a panicked owner and start to imagine a life with the dog. which makes the owner’s eventual appearance pretty bittersweet
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
there comes a moment about five minutes after encountering a lost dog when you stop actively looking for a panicked owner and start to imagine a life with the dog. which makes the owner’s eventual appearance pretty bittersweet
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Yeah I’ll pardon a turkey
Par it’s gravy don my throat
Par it’s gravy don my throat
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Yeah I’ll pardon a turkey
Par it’s gravy don my throat
Par it’s gravy don my throat
this beer is starting to taste like everyone at Thanksgiving needs to hear my opinions about the US government
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
this beer is starting to taste like everyone at Thanksgiving needs to hear my opinions about the US government
beware the beginning of “I miss you” season
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
beware the beginning of “I miss you” season
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calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
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gtfo if your cranberry sauce isn’t shaped like a can like nature intended
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
gtfo if your cranberry sauce isn’t shaped like a can like nature intended
middle child syndrome fully activated but happy to eat my weight in stuffing/ sides/ pie about it at least
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
middle child syndrome fully activated but happy to eat my weight in stuffing/ sides/ pie about it at least
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thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person