Goose
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im normal 🙂
photographer - leftist - pizza enthusiast - movies - music - i cook a lot
photographer - leftist - pizza enthusiast - movies - music - i cook a lot
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kiss 'em all and let god hug 'em out
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
kiss 'em all and let god hug 'em out
sabrina would be a beautiful name for a teenage witch
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
sabrina would be a beautiful name for a teenage witch
why don't we all uhhhhhh. Turn down the racism dial
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
why don't we all uhhhhhh. Turn down the racism dial
im 50% off for black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
im 50% off for black Friday
when you can't wait to eat the new loaf of bread you bought so you bite straight through the plastic bag >>>>>>>
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
when you can't wait to eat the new loaf of bread you bought so you bite straight through the plastic bag >>>>>>>
the salvation army man takes one day off for thanksgiving and there he is again. Outside the store. Ringing his evil bell
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
the salvation army man takes one day off for thanksgiving and there he is again. Outside the store. Ringing his evil bell
a vanilla latte without its vanilla is like an angel without its wings
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
a vanilla latte without its vanilla is like an angel without its wings
discover feed is looking grim today ngl
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
discover feed is looking grim today ngl
good morning and MERRY CHRISTMAS
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
good morning and MERRY CHRISTMAS
post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
post something random or you'll have an awful December
don't feel like writing it again
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
don't feel like writing it again
i have consumed The Feast
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i have consumed The Feast
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Part of Thanksgiving should be eating the least popular family member
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Part of Thanksgiving should be eating the least popular family member
Thanksgiving 2: Tom Turkey's Revenge
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Thanksgiving 2: Tom Turkey's Revenge
umamusume fan seeing a real horse race: holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. they're real
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
umamusume fan seeing a real horse race: holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. they're real
can't find an original copy of the video of the drunk girl saying beans what the fuck while people are waiting to get into the bathroom. This is devastating
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
can't find an original copy of the video of the drunk girl saying beans what the fuck while people are waiting to get into the bathroom. This is devastating
spongebob thankful guy pants okay
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
spongebob thankful guy pants okay
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
ive been at the house for like an hour and im about to go joker mode
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
ive been at the house for like an hour and im about to go joker mode
those weren't regular brownies, Charlie Brown
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
those weren't regular brownies, Charlie Brown
what the heck is happening
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
what the heck is happening
RFK Jr is popping some roadkill in the oven for dinner right now
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
RFK Jr is popping some roadkill in the oven for dinner right now
they're spatchcocking me later
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
they're spatchcocking me later