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Oh my god! This! + lawns = droughts!
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[Opening my eyes in the morning]

Oh FFS, not this shit again 😒
We tried to get tickets to one of the performances as well but weren’t successful
It's the Rocky Horror Picture Show’s 50th anniversary so the hubs and I are bringing back our Halloween costumes.
I'm obviously not a princess because I sleep for hours, sometimes even days. My husband, on the other hand, must be a princess because he sleeps terribly.
You got a permit for that backhoe?
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A website for men that'll never be touched called OnlyHands.
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My personal hell is needing to blow my nose while in an area where there’s no tissues
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5: Are Bailey and Molly old?

Me: Yup.

5: Are Kali and Riley old?

Me: Nope.

5: So they have a long time to live.

Me: Yup.

5: But not Bailey or Molly or you.

Me:….
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according to the latest polls everyone is still mad at you
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The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75¢ a woman loses.
Otters are a mermaid’s cat
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Listening to tech convention bros talk about anything makes me want to redact myself
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In man or fish, wriggling is a sign of inferiority.
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Oh no! I would just throw my phone!
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the only thing stopping me from being the silent, mysterious type is my inability to shut the fuck up
My family decorated for Halloween by pulling everything out of the boxes and leaving whatever they didn't use all over the living room floor 🙌
Every day is tittie Tuesday when you got tits!
All employees should have to listen to the hold music every time they place someone on hold. You know, so they can match the same energy as the customer who has been on hold for 20 hours
I would recommend a white noise machine or a box fan, which is what I use, as they are not very expensive. 🙏🤙
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Stopped into the bookstore today and saved $1.75 by only getting a medium coffee abd then I spent that extra $97.42 on books instead