Rebel Yankee
@tnrefugee.bsky.social
I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.
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Rebel Yankee
@tnrefugee.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Remembering the time I brought a bf to a family thing & he pointed at my uncle & whispered, “That’s my parole officer.”
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my baby took their first steps today towards driving me crazy
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
my baby took their first steps today towards driving me crazy
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Fuck, Marry, Kill but with Alvin and the Chipmunks
December 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Fuck, Marry, Kill but with Alvin and the Chipmunks
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when u see a book about a penguin with two dads
December 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
when u see a book about a penguin with two dads
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They say the Lord never gives you more than you can handle but Poseidon exhibits no such restraint
July 15, 2024 at 10:51 PM
They say the Lord never gives you more than you can handle but Poseidon exhibits no such restraint
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bitch i have moderate to severe everything
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
bitch i have moderate to severe everything
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I don’t wanna start over. Every single mistake has brought me to where I am right now, and that’s where I was meant to be.
December 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I don’t wanna start over. Every single mistake has brought me to where I am right now, and that’s where I was meant to be.
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Searching for just one quiet place in this world.
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Searching for just one quiet place in this world.
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Reached the point in the wine bottle where I may as well just drink it all
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Reached the point in the wine bottle where I may as well just drink it all
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He died from an unprofitable disease.
December 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
He died from an unprofitable disease.
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if time is a flat circle there is a dent at 3 am
December 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
if time is a flat circle there is a dent at 3 am
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looking forward to some incredibly stupid and unhinged takes today
December 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
looking forward to some incredibly stupid and unhinged takes today
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I know the spirals coming, I’m just trying to take away some of its velocity.
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I know the spirals coming, I’m just trying to take away some of its velocity.
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One day this therapy will take and then it will be all over for you bitches
December 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
One day this therapy will take and then it will be all over for you bitches
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This year instead of a gingerbread house I think I’m gonna build a potato chip castle.
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This year instead of a gingerbread house I think I’m gonna build a potato chip castle.
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One day this restraining order will expire and it will be all over for you bitches.
One day this therapy will take and then it will be all over for you bitches
December 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
One day this restraining order will expire and it will be all over for you bitches.
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It’s so cold out you could do shots from where my penis was.
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s so cold out you could do shots from where my penis was.
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Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
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Uber Eats: chicken soup for men who are dying of the common cold
December 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Uber Eats: chicken soup for men who are dying of the common cold
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May all your holes find glory this holiday season
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
May all your holes find glory this holiday season
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No Alexa, stop! I said play ‘Creep’, by Radiohead. I didn’t say play ‘Creep - remastered’, did I?
You’re so controlling. You think you’re so special. So fucking special. Ugh.
You’re so controlling. You think you’re so special. So fucking special. Ugh.
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
No Alexa, stop! I said play ‘Creep’, by Radiohead. I didn’t say play ‘Creep - remastered’, did I?
You’re so controlling. You think you’re so special. So fucking special. Ugh.
You’re so controlling. You think you’re so special. So fucking special. Ugh.
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Think I have job poisoning
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Think I have job poisoning
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Daughter: I have so much fun with you in the morning.
Me: You mean 'so much fun at my expense.'
Daughter: How are those things different?
Me: You mean 'so much fun at my expense.'
Daughter: How are those things different?
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Daughter: I have so much fun with you in the morning.
Me: You mean 'so much fun at my expense.'
Daughter: How are those things different?
Me: You mean 'so much fun at my expense.'
Daughter: How are those things different?
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What if nature is actually the most advanced tech we've ever seen but it's so far beyond us we just don't realize it *takes another bong rip*
December 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
What if nature is actually the most advanced tech we've ever seen but it's so far beyond us we just don't realize it *takes another bong rip*
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Hang on.... Gotta go check my 1 notif
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hang on.... Gotta go check my 1 notif
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