Rebel Yankee
@tnrefugee.bsky.social
I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.
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Rebel Yankee
@tnrefugee.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Remembering the time I brought a bf to a family thing & he pointed at my uncle & whispered, “That’s my parole officer.”
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I know the spirals coming, I’m just trying to take away some of its velocity.
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I know the spirals coming, I’m just trying to take away some of its velocity.
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One day this therapy will take and then it will be all over for you bitches
December 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
One day this therapy will take and then it will be all over for you bitches
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This year instead of a gingerbread house I think I’m gonna build a potato chip castle.
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This year instead of a gingerbread house I think I’m gonna build a potato chip castle.
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One day this restraining order will expire and it will be all over for you bitches.
One day this therapy will take and then it will be all over for you bitches
December 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
One day this restraining order will expire and it will be all over for you bitches.
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It’s so cold out you could do shots from where my penis was.
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s so cold out you could do shots from where my penis was.
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Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
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Uber Eats: chicken soup for men who are dying of the common cold
December 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Uber Eats: chicken soup for men who are dying of the common cold
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May all your holes find glory this holiday season
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
May all your holes find glory this holiday season
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No Alexa, stop! I said play ‘Creep’, by Radiohead. I didn’t say play ‘Creep - remastered’, did I?
You’re so controlling. You think you’re so special. So fucking special. Ugh.
You’re so controlling. You think you’re so special. So fucking special. Ugh.
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
No Alexa, stop! I said play ‘Creep’, by Radiohead. I didn’t say play ‘Creep - remastered’, did I?
You’re so controlling. You think you’re so special. So fucking special. Ugh.
You’re so controlling. You think you’re so special. So fucking special. Ugh.
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Think I have job poisoning
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Think I have job poisoning
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Daughter: I have so much fun with you in the morning.
Me: You mean 'so much fun at my expense.'
Daughter: How are those things different?
Me: You mean 'so much fun at my expense.'
Daughter: How are those things different?
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Daughter: I have so much fun with you in the morning.
Me: You mean 'so much fun at my expense.'
Daughter: How are those things different?
Me: You mean 'so much fun at my expense.'
Daughter: How are those things different?
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What if nature is actually the most advanced tech we've ever seen but it's so far beyond us we just don't realize it *takes another bong rip*
December 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
What if nature is actually the most advanced tech we've ever seen but it's so far beyond us we just don't realize it *takes another bong rip*
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Hang on.... Gotta go check my 1 notif
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hang on.... Gotta go check my 1 notif
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Bluesky has taught me if you have nothing important to say. Just say it anyway
August 14, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Bluesky has taught me if you have nothing important to say. Just say it anyway
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A 96 is a nonsexual position in which we turn away from one another and blatantly ignore our genitals for as long as it takes.
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
A 96 is a nonsexual position in which we turn away from one another and blatantly ignore our genitals for as long as it takes.
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Reliving the same moment like the pages of a book you just keep reading over and over attentionlessly "If this is a gif war I'd better use a fighting search word, fight or fight or gif war"
December 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reliving the same moment like the pages of a book you just keep reading over and over attentionlessly "If this is a gif war I'd better use a fighting search word, fight or fight or gif war"
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Trying my damnedest to make sense out of the senseless.
December 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trying my damnedest to make sense out of the senseless.
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I'm gonna put one of those big red bows on my wife’s car for the holidays so she can tie up its failing exhaust system
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I'm gonna put one of those big red bows on my wife’s car for the holidays so she can tie up its failing exhaust system
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eating plenty of fiber so if I'm ever stranded on a desert island i can shit out the word HELP
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
eating plenty of fiber so if I'm ever stranded on a desert island i can shit out the word HELP
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wearing a company shirt to the office party like i'm an NPC
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
wearing a company shirt to the office party like i'm an NPC
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Just got my Christmas bonus we can afford a pack of the GOOD Marlboros this year babe
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just got my Christmas bonus we can afford a pack of the GOOD Marlboros this year babe
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Why are pensioners always the most impatient people? Mate, you’ve got nothing to do.
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Why are pensioners always the most impatient people? Mate, you’ve got nothing to do.
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One notification per customer please
December 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
One notification per customer please
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The hardest thing during an argument isn’t admitting that I’m wrong, it’s having my thoughtfully crafted sarcasm go completely unnoticed.
December 24, 2024 at 5:15 PM
The hardest thing during an argument isn’t admitting that I’m wrong, it’s having my thoughtfully crafted sarcasm go completely unnoticed.