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strange ranger
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Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.

Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
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Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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Nobody can make me feel guilty but myself, your honor.
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Neither shitposter nor hitposter but a secret absurd thing (fortune pierogi)
August 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
“Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers”
youtu.be/W9mhsW5aWJM?...
Tom Waits - "God's Away On Business"
YouTube video by ANTI- Records
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Live Love Lube
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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The FBI called to tell me that they intercepted my dick pics and that I now owe them a new "zoom and enhance" button
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Kings of Leon’s ‘Sex on Fire’ is my favorite song about the dangers of STI proliferation
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Shoutout to @paperbackparadise.bsky.social
@skeptyk.bsky.social and I are huge fans of your bookmarks!
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Sometimes you just have to say fuck it, and do what what makes you smile.
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Seductively takes a double dose of cranberry pills
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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"Clutching at air"
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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I hope this email does not find you
I hope you are free
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I’m so glad I’ve reignited my love of reading as of late. Keeps me from reading all the depressing shit online.
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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And cats. So many cats 😻
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Cloudy with a chance of brain fog.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague
December 13, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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Pills aren't enough - please sugar coat all of my things
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A movie that takes place where you are from (or at least where I’ve lived for the last 20 years)
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I haven’t been alright since I became self-aware.
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Chopsticks is the correct way to shovel BBQ pulled pork into your face hole.
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Wondering if I could crawl into my own womb like some kind of Cronenberg armadillo and roll away to the sea
October 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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C’mon guys..

does ANYONE remember America’s safe word ?
October 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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This den of fornication and harlotry has me hovering on the brink of virtue.
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Me: Thanks for doing the dishes.

SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON: STORE THE SILVERWARE CORRECTLY OR HAVE YOUR LIMBS TORN ASUNDER AND USED AS PARTY FAVORS AT THE GALA OF OUR DARK LORD.
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 AM