Sargoth (incongruous instantiation)
@longersky.com
Previously known as twitter user sargoth.
Discursive anomalies. Anti-content. Theme-resistant. Passive-benevolent. Unrelenting ululations. Hug your bots!
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thegreyweb
Discursive anomalies. Anti-content. Theme-resistant. Passive-benevolent. Unrelenting ululations. Hug your bots!
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thegreyweb
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Chekov's power fist
January 19, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Chekov's power fist
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foolish millennials. you have committed the crucial error of being older than 30. we will not make the same mistake
January 19, 2026 at 2:00 AM
foolish millennials. you have committed the crucial error of being older than 30. we will not make the same mistake
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If I was going to the Met Gala, I'd dress in a big yeti costume and call myself The Meti, which is probably why I'll never get invites to the Met Gala
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
If I was going to the Met Gala, I'd dress in a big yeti costume and call myself The Meti, which is probably why I'll never get invites to the Met Gala
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word of power: lesbiab
April 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
word of power: lesbiab
When they say that pianos are percussion instruments,
January 18, 2026 at 12:29 PM
When they say that pianos are percussion instruments,
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People aren’t cooling pies on windowsills anymore.
January 18, 2026 at 12:10 PM
People aren’t cooling pies on windowsills anymore.
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"bluesky elder sargoth, stop cursing your followers"
no
no
January 18, 2026 at 7:24 AM
"bluesky elder sargoth, stop cursing your followers"
no
no
The history of modern political philosophy can be summed up like this: all humans were created equal, and so should be treated thusly. This is the proclaimed ideal. Then, in practice, an ever more nuanced web of exceptions has been spun, through which the universal human is defined ever narrower
the thing is, universal human rights are only universal if they include everyone, even the groups of people society has decided are less important (children, prisoners, people with names you can't pronounce, homeless people, the unemployed, disabled people who don't make good inspiration porn, etc)
January 18, 2026 at 6:23 AM
The history of modern political philosophy can be summed up like this: all humans were created equal, and so should be treated thusly. This is the proclaimed ideal. Then, in practice, an ever more nuanced web of exceptions has been spun, through which the universal human is defined ever narrower
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SKATE FAST
VIOLATE COPYRIGHTS
VIOLATE COPYRIGHTS
January 18, 2026 at 1:37 AM
SKATE FAST
VIOLATE COPYRIGHTS
VIOLATE COPYRIGHTS
Social media allows you to discover regional differences that would otherwise be obscured from you, such as that there is a "bless your heart" of the midwest
I like the genre of posts where someone shares a video of a little old lady in Minnesota going “oh gosh, I sure hope those boys don’t freeze” and all the replies are people saying “that’s Minnesotan for I’m going to feast on your bones in Valhalla”
January 18, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Social media allows you to discover regional differences that would otherwise be obscured from you, such as that there is a "bless your heart" of the midwest
Typos are canon
January 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Typos are canon
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'the reason everyone keeps agreeing to these trade deals that allow Apple et al to spy on everyone, it the threat of tariffs. but, since the tariffs are already in place, there's no need to keep allowing the spying. let's not do that anymore. move fast'
sorry for quoting doctorow but "move fast and break kings" is too good of a slogan to let moulder in a video you aren't going to watch
youtu.be/39jsstmmUUs
youtu.be/39jsstmmUUs
A post-American, enshittification-resistant internet (a speech at 39C3 in Hamburg on Dec 28, 2025)
YouTube video by corydoctorow
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
'the reason everyone keeps agreeing to these trade deals that allow Apple et al to spy on everyone, it the threat of tariffs. but, since the tariffs are already in place, there's no need to keep allowing the spying. let's not do that anymore. move fast'
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Tariffs are a spent round at this point. He's already caused as much pain as possible with them so threatening to reimpose them just reinforces already existing plans underway to create workarounds. What, you're going to effectively bar us from the US market *even more*?
January 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Tariffs are a spent round at this point. He's already caused as much pain as possible with them so threatening to reimpose them just reinforces already existing plans underway to create workarounds. What, you're going to effectively bar us from the US market *even more*?
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March 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Boost if you are baffled
Fav if you are a scientist, and thus should not be counted for methodological reasons
Fav if you are a scientist, and thus should not be counted for methodological reasons
January 18, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Boost if you are baffled
Fav if you are a scientist, and thus should not be counted for methodological reasons
Fav if you are a scientist, and thus should not be counted for methodological reasons
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Seeing someone refer to a web forum as a “BBS" is another one of those fascinating little reminders that a lot of people are pretty fuzzy about the distinctions between the different overlapping early networked services
January 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Seeing someone refer to a web forum as a “BBS" is another one of those fascinating little reminders that a lot of people are pretty fuzzy about the distinctions between the different overlapping early networked services
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Daily bunny no.3196 is sailing the Sea of space
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Daily bunny no.3196 is sailing the Sea of space
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If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
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If I get disappeared by the government for my political activities or just bc they're jealous of my vibe please throw a fit until they let me out ok
March 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If I get disappeared by the government for my political activities or just bc they're jealous of my vibe please throw a fit until they let me out ok
It is unclear what a putative terrorist could do that would have worse outcomes than the current course of unforced actions
January 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
It is unclear what a putative terrorist could do that would have worse outcomes than the current course of unforced actions
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Sudden onset existential crisis. Who am I, really?
[0013102] Conversation freezing at Identity Demand
January 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Sudden onset existential crisis. Who am I, really?
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