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A.L. Goldfuss
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Writer | Stories in Lightspeed / Nightmare / Fantasy | Upcoming in Reactor | More info algoldfuss.com | Newsletter https://buttondown.com/algoldfuss | xe/xir/xem
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I don’t have books to sell (because magazines pay me upfront) but I do love being *read*

So, here’s a thread of my short fiction, available in text/audio for free:
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Now That's What I Call Weather
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
We have ocean at home (flooded street drains)
ME: *takes day off to go to the coast*
ATMOSPHERIC RIVER:
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
ME: *takes day off to go to the coast*
ATMOSPHERIC RIVER:
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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If some guy stole my shit and made millions off it while wiping out my job prospects, and you, as my friend, bought that guy's cheap mass market replica of my shit, you and i would for obvious reasons have a problem. It being a massive company, not a guy, actually makes it even more of a problem.
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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1. In a Sunday Night surprise, the trans healthcare coverage ban has been removed from the military NDAA.

Congressional leaders released the negotiated bill this evening, and though the House AND Senate contained the provision, it is not in the final bill!

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Trans Healthcare Coverage Ban Stripped From Negotiated Military NDAA Bill In Sunday Night Surprise
Anti-DEI and sports ban provisions for the military still exist in the bill, but the removal of a health care provision is a major victory for transgender people in congressional legislation.
www.erininthemorning.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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L'esprit de l'escalier
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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It's December and people are reading for awards.

I only had one publication this year, and it's about loneliness and gender and sexual assault and girlhood and Americana and carnivorous plants.

Enjoy: www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/dros...
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
David Lynch haunting arc activated
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
love this thread
A very important thread. When I was probably no more than 10, I saw this picture of the woman known as Harlow in the Philly Inquirer. A little babygay, I was shocked that such a glamour queen could live in my hometown and even more shocked to see her described as "a former man."
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Seriously though I have a quiet apartment with carnivorous plants and good tea, I just sold a story, I'm working on exciting [redacted] projects, my health is not bad, I have friends, I like my haircut and my wardrobe, and I'm a 90 minute drive from the coast.

That's about all teenage me wanted.
New sheets and crisp weather have me romanticizing my life
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
New sheets and crisp weather have me romanticizing my life
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is literally an episode of Scrubs
The kidney donor’s family told doctors about his skunk scratch before his organs were donated.

Doctors should’ve known skunks are one of the top 5 rabies vectors: bats, raccoons, skunks, coyotes, foxes. Several other recipients had transplants removed. One tested +

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/06/h...
Kidney Recipient Dies After Transplant From Organ Donor Who Had Rabies
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
David Zaslav is now a playable character in Squid Game
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Need a social media beef between the US govt and the vampire Lestat
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
We’re all old now, I want to see “Which way do I insert the USB stick” memes but for fitted sheets
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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No! No!!!
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
RIP to the summer people but I am in my element

it's sweaters and books and shows with subtitles season
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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It's not our fault the whole scene is A MESS. If you are an artist too you aren't failing. The whole industry is getting messed up right now!!

I know a lot of the times I feel like "why am I not good enough?"

We are good enough. they are trying to hire NOBODY
For those not in those circles, I just need to remind you that losing a job to AI is not a vibes based idea. We are being told explicitly by art directors that we are being weighed against AI for jobs, people on teams fighting against the AD and you. It sucks. It’s demoralizing.
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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For those not in those circles, I just need to remind you that losing a job to AI is not a vibes based idea. We are being told explicitly by art directors that we are being weighed against AI for jobs, people on teams fighting against the AD and you. It sucks. It’s demoralizing.
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM