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☪️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 | 🇦🇺🇵🇰🇹🇷 | not your lawyer | living on occupied wulgurukaba/bindal country | they/them | fabricati diem, pvnc
the wildest thing is that this weird confession, which wild horses couldn't drag out of most people, was shared completely unsolicited with a journo doing a glinner puff piece, not tricked out of him by chotiner or something
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don't generally believe in leftist purity testing, but if this is your sincerely held belief, in what way are you actually a leftist
Making sure developers don’t make a dime is more important than building homes for people
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I really don't think any of this suits me
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Hey y’all Sydette really needs a boost. Can you help her out right now?

She is one of the smartest, kindest people I know and she has put a lot in with very little reward.
Welp it’s gotten real real if you can please help. If you can’t it’s really hard out here so share

gofund.me/a5ee0064
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Hello! Annoying news! I’ve been informed by work that due to an investor delay I am not going to be paid on time. I need to pay my rent and internet/phone and eat, so if you can give me a hand, I can pay you back in the next few weeks when my pay shows up. Thanks!

PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I haven't had a single surgery, and if I just don't shave for a week, I get called "sir" by complete strangers everywhere I go. but ✨ they can always tell ✨
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
it should be illegal for people to subject you to the mortifying ordeal of being known without warning you first
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Asking for a boost as I’m preparing for a series of medical appointments and tests that will likely move my surgery date up. I see my surgeon next Monday.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
once again full of thoughts that would have once ended up on my strictest livejournal content filter and which now either have to go in my private journal or be posted on the public internet for the entire world to see
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
my polycule's version of this is adding random consonants that don't belong as though we're in a facebook group about dogs from ten years ago
Is anyone else's language privately degenerating (or evolving, reaching its true potential?) through a series of ironic vowel shifts?

This one is running rampant in my own speech right now:

Bug --> Boog
Hug --> Hoog
Slug --> Sloog
Blood (/blʌd/) --> Blood (/blud/)
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
this cured my depression
The power of Ian Wright
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
please neither ask nor tell me if you're going to do this unless you want to pay me for my time
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
it's actually worse than this because I write people emails (and letters, which are a kind of physical email that you send someone slowly on purpose) and I make my friends read all of those too
I know I seem like a cool and fun person from a distance, but then you befriend me and I make you read all my texts to the person I have a crush on to make sure they strike the right tone between charming insouciance and plausible deniability
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I know I seem like a cool and fun person from a distance, but then you befriend me and I make you read all my texts to the person I have a crush on to make sure they strike the right tone between charming insouciance and plausible deniability
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
used to really enjoy reading about people's boundary fence disputes on r/legaladvice, so when the time came to go back to university, I thought, why not see if I enjoy law school? and it turned out I did 🤷🏽
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I've been playing hades 2 between naps all day so idk anything about any celebrity sexual perversions or the journalists who write about them
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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There's a sale on annual subscriptions to my Patreon right now! Get 20% off your first year of an annual membership! Instead of sending Ryan Lizza $10, you can send me $8 for the year and have $2 left over to send to another amazing independent journalist!

Patreon.com/katelynburns
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
used to feel like I needed to have something to say about trans day of remembrance every year, but like - what is there to say except that so many people and powers are trying to drive us out of existence, and that every day we endure in the face of that is a day longer than they expected us to last
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
made it to thirty-six, folks
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I look tired and grumpy in this photo because it was taken early in the morning, and also I hadn't decided on a tie yet, but you know what? still cute
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 AM
what I should do is iron the suit I need to wear tomorrow, but what I'm going to do is watch several hours of magic: the gathering youtube videos while eating this tres leches cake I ordered on ubereats
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 AM
abled people be normal for even five seconds any time a disabled person says or does anything in a public space ever challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 AM
sometimes I think I've done okay breaking generational patterns of behaviour through years of therapy, and then one (1) tiny thing will irritate me slightly and it's like ten generations of vengeful and bloodthirsty patriarchs bodily possess me and proceed to scorch the earth in a 50-mile radius
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
got myself an early birthday present:
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I get that it's important news and all, but if I see another quote tweet of the same email screenshots with some glib caption, I am going to end up a local news story
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM