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☪️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 | 🇦🇺🇵🇰🇹🇷 | not your lawyer | living on occupied wulgurukaba/bindal country | they/them | fabricati diem, pvnc
same vibes as the 80s and 90s parliamentarians who got their BAs free of charge at some of australia's most prestigious universities reassuring us that introducing higher education tuition fees was for our own good in the long run
📢 Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is encouraging children to catch up face-to-face ahead of the under-16s social media ban.
PM Albanese delivers message to kids ahead of social media ban
www.smh.com.au
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
choosing to take this as a compliment 😘
December 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
it's the greatest college sports underdog film of all time and I will not be taking questions
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 AM
"either this thing is a crime or you have to be totally fine with it" is such a silly straw man for any number of reasons, not least of which is that as a prison abolitionist, I don't feel like incarceration is a good solution to things I DO think are crimes!
This a pretty tight illustration of the critical flaw in the 1A approach to freedom speech.

Unless it's inherently a massive offense then it must be enshrined, leading to the Overton Window moving and framing that makes enforcement impossible.
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
it's my dad's death anniversary in a few days and I'm already being extremely normal about it
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
even though I haven't done a whole lot of writing for public consumption this year, I'm really happy with how much journalling I've been doing, especially these last few months - I'd fallen out of the habit of writing just to write, and getting back into it has been helpful in all kinds of ways
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I wear the hell out of a red lipstick
this is a positivity checkpoint 🔫

everyone who sees this;: say something nice about yourself right now !!! 🔫
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
there is no sadness karaoke can't fix
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm hooooooooome (at the dive bar where I sing karaoke on wednesday nights)
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
it's wednesday, my dudes
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
eepy bois
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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ME: (trauma-dumping on someone in the hope that they'll find my deep sadness attractive and compelling) haha sorry idk why I'm telling you any of this
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
ME: (trauma-dumping on someone in the hope that they'll find my deep sadness attractive and compelling) haha sorry idk why I'm telling you any of this
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
isn't it just so weird how the points of difference this kind of person expects you to accept are never things like "how best can we ensure that every human being is adequately housed and fed?" and always things like "are trans people human?"
There is an extraordinary sense of entitlement behind the belief that there ought to be political party that aligns 100% with your own opinions.
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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(average boomer encountering a machine that ingests user inputs and regurgitates them with added em dashes) this is indistinguishable from real human contact. if I burn enough rainforests maybe it can generate children who answer my phone calls
the turing test did not adequately account for the human tendency to believe that anything which affirms or validates their preconceptions is "intelligent"
May 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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the turing test did not adequately account for the human tendency to believe that anything which affirms or validates their preconceptions is "intelligent"
May 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
no, it isn't.

short article!
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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it's that time of year again!
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
there is actually not a single job currently done by humans, no matter how "skilled" or "unskilled", that AI can adequately replace, which kinda makes burning down all those trees seem...not worth it
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
the wildest thing is that this weird confession, which wild horses couldn't drag out of most people, was shared completely unsolicited with a journo doing a glinner puff piece, not tricked out of him by chotiner or something
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don't generally believe in leftist purity testing, but if this is your sincerely held belief, in what way are you actually a leftist
Making sure developers don’t make a dime is more important than building homes for people
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I really don't think any of this suits me
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Hey y’all Sydette really needs a boost. Can you help her out right now?

She is one of the smartest, kindest people I know and she has put a lot in with very little reward.
Welp it’s gotten real real if you can please help. If you can’t it’s really hard out here so share

gofund.me/a5ee0064
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Hello! Annoying news! I’ve been informed by work that due to an investor delay I am not going to be paid on time. I need to pay my rent and internet/phone and eat, so if you can give me a hand, I can pay you back in the next few weeks when my pay shows up. Thanks!

PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I haven't had a single surgery, and if I just don't shave for a week, I get called "sir" by complete strangers everywhere I go. but ✨ they can always tell ✨
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM