strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
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strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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I love gravy.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I love gravy.
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kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
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Feeling seen (being left on read)
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Feeling seen (being left on read)
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<innocently whistles>
August 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
<innocently whistles>
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"You can check-out anytime you like, but you can never leave..."
Open enrollment for benefits.
Open enrollment for benefits.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"You can check-out anytime you like, but you can never leave..."
Open enrollment for benefits.
Open enrollment for benefits.
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Chobani zero sugar creamer, avoid. It tastes like sadness coated in plastic.
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Chobani zero sugar creamer, avoid. It tastes like sadness coated in plastic.
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my eye is twitchin, a lil pregame anxiety about the holidays
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
my eye is twitchin, a lil pregame anxiety about the holidays
Do you even dissociate, bro?
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Do you even dissociate, bro?
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
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Sometimes, I wish time would slow down
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Sometimes, I wish time would slow down
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I have doomscrolled enough and you probably have too.
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I have doomscrolled enough and you probably have too.
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I am a dripping faucet and you are my thimble.
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I am a dripping faucet and you are my thimble.
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We were moving a chair in the office and someone goes “push it” and only Gen X said “pu-push it real good.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
We were moving a chair in the office and someone goes “push it” and only Gen X said “pu-push it real good.”
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So much to be thankful for, but I still can’t shake this sadness.
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So much to be thankful for, but I still can’t shake this sadness.
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I just noticed that artisanal is basically art is anal without the extra spaces and now I can't unsee it
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I just noticed that artisanal is basically art is anal without the extra spaces and now I can't unsee it
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you utter fools you absolute twats you fuckers of mothers
I love you
I love you
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
you utter fools you absolute twats you fuckers of mothers
I love you
I love you
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my psychiatrist says he loves my posts but he also tripled my dosage of antipsychotics so he couldn't love them 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
my psychiatrist says he loves my posts but he also tripled my dosage of antipsychotics so he couldn't love them 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much
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Sad short story:
I thought we were friends.
I thought we were friends.
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Sad short story:
I thought we were friends.
I thought we were friends.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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Charged three different devices and they all used the same connector, as it should be.🙏
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Charged three different devices and they all used the same connector, as it should be.🙏
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I'm the kind that'll love you in every lifetime
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm the kind that'll love you in every lifetime
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people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
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the secret seasoning on this year’s turkey will be my ground up teeth
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
the secret seasoning on this year’s turkey will be my ground up teeth
Listen without interrupting.
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Listen without interrupting.
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One more time but with less feeling.
October 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
One more time but with less feeling.