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lithiumsucks.bsky.social
strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
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Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.

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lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
A parakeet perched on a green sign that says, “It has been 0 days since I bit someone.” Underneath, is the same parakeet with the text, “I’ll fuckin do it again.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
A standing stick figure with “are u ok,” on top, and a another stick figure on the ground in tears, surrounded by a laptop and random papers responding, “no…there are at least 5 national/global events that break my heart each week and it’s only getting worse. Existing feels like a chore. There is so much uncertainty in present and I future and I’m barely keeping it all together.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Shit. I’m neither in my 20’s nor a rebellious teenager, but sure. This was fun.
The Innocence Test results of Corrupted (57).
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Lap cat.
A long haired Calico cat lying on my lap, looking upside down at me.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Shoutout to @paperbackparadise.bsky.social
@skeptyk.bsky.social and I are huge fans of your bookmarks!
A white bookmark with black and red lettering that says, “World’s Worst Reader, with a cartoon face wearing a dunce cap that says, ‘Dum,’ and a banner on the bottom that says, ‘No Good.’” Behind it is an open novel.
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
A movie that takes place where you are from (or at least where I’ve lived for the last 20 years)
Movie poster for SLC Punk (1998)
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
My piano teacher on Caturday.
Tortoiseshell cat standing on some keyboard keys.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Me in 2013 wearing red lipstick.
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Ministry’s Psalm 69 (1992) on vinyl.
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
You know who you are.
Message that reads: Fuck off. Then keep fucking off. Fuck off until you come up to a gate with a sign saying “You Can’t Fuck Off Past Here.” Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream and keep fucking off forever.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
More Caturday fun!
A skeleton holding a cat with sun rays behind its head, and clouds in the sky. There are two more cats on either side of the skeleton, with text that says, “When you’re dead inside and sick of life but at least there are cats.”
May 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
It’s Caturday! Tell your cat(s) I said, “pspspspsps…” and scratch their chin(s) for me.
Athena the tortoiseshell looking at the camera, cuddling with her sleeping sister Daphne, the long haired calico.
May 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Accurate.
Black and white photo of Tom Waits covering his eyes with his hand with the text, “We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.”
May 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Love letters handwritten in cursive are rare, beautiful things.
A sheet of paper with a sentence written in black ink saying, “The lost art of cursive handwriting.”
April 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Post your comfort album.
Homogenic by Björk.
April 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
My two favorite beasts saying hello.
Black and white picture of two cats. A long haired calico standing next to her sister, a tortoiseshell both staring at the camera.
April 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Flowers just because.
Two dozen lavender roses with a piano keyboard in the background.
April 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Error: 404 posts not found. I guess I don’t exist anymore.
Screenshot of my profile showing 404 posts.
April 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Timeline cleanse.
Mostly white calico with a coffee goatee lying upside down, almost looking at the camera.
April 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Apropos of nothing.
A picture of someone with gloved hands, holding a stained seagull with an extended wing with the text, “Being labeled as a gifted kid vs. what I turned out to be.” “Veterinarians treat ‘exotic’ bird, realize it’s just a seagull covered in curry.”
April 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
A movie from the year you turned 18.
Fargo movie poster from 1996.
April 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Post a warning
Auto Wire-Cutter III machine labeled, “WARNING! DO NOT INSERT ANYTHING YOU LOVE IN THIS HOLE.”
April 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Self explanatory.
Text saying: Someone: I wanna get to know you. Me: Alright pick a category. Then there’s a Jeopardy! board with the topics of childhood trauma, substance abuse, poor life choices, mental health, things I shouldn’t say, and inappropriate humor. Each category has an amount from $100-$500.
March 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Timeline cleanse.
Athena the tortoiseshell cat looking cute as ever enjoying her heating pad.
March 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Quote skeet with a movie you know all the lines to.
Poster for the movie Pulp Fiction (1994).
March 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM