Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
Banner: Stalks of red rhubarb without leaves
Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam
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Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
· Oct 6
Wondering if I could crawl into my own womb like some kind of Cronenberg armadillo and roll away to the sea
19:31 looking forward to tomorrow morning’s coffee
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
19:31 looking forward to tomorrow morning’s coffee
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Nice howse, dis my howse now. 😬
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Nice howse, dis my howse now. 😬
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Gonna get drunk and yell at the football players on my television, as is the long standing thanksgiving tradition in America.
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Gonna get drunk and yell at the football players on my television, as is the long standing thanksgiving tradition in America.
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Crying after sex… except I’m alone
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Crying after sex… except I’m alone
Omg just saw a guy eating a sausage sandwich at the Christmas Market get hit by an elf on a bike
It was the wurst bike accident I ever saw
It was the wurst bike accident I ever saw
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Omg just saw a guy eating a sausage sandwich at the Christmas Market get hit by an elf on a bike
It was the wurst bike accident I ever saw
It was the wurst bike accident I ever saw
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RIP to the banger I was thinking of when falling asleep and thought for sure I would remember later
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
RIP to the banger I was thinking of when falling asleep and thought for sure I would remember later
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I don’t want a single thing to do with the next 1 1/2 months, and if god is real, and merciful, I will be struck down well before the end of that time period.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I don’t want a single thing to do with the next 1 1/2 months, and if god is real, and merciful, I will be struck down well before the end of that time period.
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I find the future predicted in The Road brighter than the shit I see on LinkedIn.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I find the future predicted in The Road brighter than the shit I see on LinkedIn.
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side effects may include: drowsiness, headache, nausea, bottomless pit of snakes
October 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
side effects may include: drowsiness, headache, nausea, bottomless pit of snakes
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Gathering with family for thanksgiving is a time-honored tradition invented by therapists to drum up business
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Gathering with family for thanksgiving is a time-honored tradition invented by therapists to drum up business
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Auugh! We’re all avoiding family at the same time and tearing the fabric of the universe (bsky is glitchy and slow)
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Auugh! We’re all avoiding family at the same time and tearing the fabric of the universe (bsky is glitchy and slow)
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*Passive aggressively passing the green bean casserole*
*Muttering*: Fuckers better be thankful
*Muttering*: Fuckers better be thankful
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
*Passive aggressively passing the green bean casserole*
*Muttering*: Fuckers better be thankful
*Muttering*: Fuckers better be thankful
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The first frost. Gary brought the Jack-o’-lantern inside, fed it cranberry sauce and yams, and gently tucked it under the Christmas tree.
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The first frost. Gary brought the Jack-o’-lantern inside, fed it cranberry sauce and yams, and gently tucked it under the Christmas tree.
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wellness/spiritual life coaches make me wanna throw bricks
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
wellness/spiritual life coaches make me wanna throw bricks
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Nothing says happy Thanksgiving like seeing Shaggy sing “It Wasn’t Me” from atop a huge turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Nothing says happy Thanksgiving like seeing Shaggy sing “It Wasn’t Me” from atop a huge turkey.
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They should invent a cat that barfs in the litter box.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
They should invent a cat that barfs in the litter box.
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Things I’ve never watched .
1. Stranger Things
1. Stranger Things
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Things I’ve never watched .
1. Stranger Things
1. Stranger Things
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We need to start a Handsgiving because I’m a handful come on people get it trending
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We need to start a Handsgiving because I’m a handful come on people get it trending
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Pie is done. Used maple syrup instead of sugar
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Pie is done. Used maple syrup instead of sugar
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Made my first pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving. I hope I did it right
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Made my first pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving. I hope I did it right
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—Thanksgiving Moon
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
—Thanksgiving Moon
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looking innocent despite several suspicious crimes occurring earlier
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
looking innocent despite several suspicious crimes occurring earlier
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