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Brie The Monster Gash🎃

@brielikethechhes.bsky.social

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 6d

Wondering if I could crawl into my own womb like some kind of Cronenberg armadillo and roll away to the sea

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 1m

@andybasement101.bsky.social ok must sleep but will be making tacos for breakfast and will take pictures

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 4m

You're the woman of my dreams but the woman is an old lady with purple hair who pops up out of nowhere telling me she's very disappointed in me

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 7h

thousands of tomatoes had to die for your ketchup you bastard

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 1h

For some reason, I have the urge to type monkey nuts. There. Urge cured.

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Garr, Spooky Loadtank @hoebigcat.bsky.social · 34m

The spot under the couch where even the Gaze of Heaven can not see.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 37m

Humans: “bread is the best, isn’t?”

Sir Jimothy Bagel: “what if we could fuck it?”

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 28m

Yea let’s !

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 6h

Let's drink mugwort tea before bed and have fucked up dreams.

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 29m

Looks up squits
Regrets looking up squits

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 36m

Grandma what’s it like getting old?

Imagine every movement is painful if you’ve been still for more than ten minutes you get mad when they change shit around at the store
and you plan everything around access to a toilet