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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire

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Retired burlesque performer and belly dancer. I still can’t fold a fitted sheet

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · Nov 21

I’m not funny enough, I’m not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 1h

Oh! I didn’t hear about anything happening there.

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 1h

I’m not funny. I’m not nice. I’m sweaty and cranky about it.

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 5h

leaving out bulk legumes for the trick or treaters

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 1h

Not too much to know. Someone was being an asshole and it got found out by Bluesky at large so they deactivated.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 4d

🪫NEW THING🪫
Any riff-raff can join Bluesky, but it takes true dedication to apply for this club
vole.wtf/one-percent/

The 1% Guild 🪫

An exclusive club for those who live life on the edge.

vole.wtf

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 1h

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109 Cent

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Raven Amos (Skeleton Dragon Edition)🎨🐦‍⬛ @alaskanime.bsky.social · 2h

RIP Grubby

www.adn.com/alaska-news/...

Opossum that arrived in Alaska on shipping container, christened ‘Grubby’ by devoted fans, has died

The Virginia opossum, which ran loose for weeks in Homer before being caught and taken to the Alaska Zoo in Anchorage, died from complications of old age, the zoo said.

www.adn.com

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Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 2h

Get ready, folks!

🇶⁷⁷³⁴🕯🕸️ @q7734.bsky.social · 2h

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 2h

Bluejays are right angry bastards

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Nancy The Catgirl 😺she/her)🇨🇦🏳‍⚧⚧ @anekonamednancy.bsky.social · 2h

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Nancy The Catgirl 😺she/her)🇨🇦🏳‍⚧⚧ @anekonamednancy.bsky.social · 2h

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ʙᴜη ₊˚⊹⋆ @bun.is.a.cutie.fyi · 1d

!!!

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 2h

a truck is driving down a dirt road with smoke coming out of it

ALT: a truck is driving down a dirt road with smoke coming out of it

media.tenor.com

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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 2h

most times u see lots of various lotions aroind u kno they creamy as hell

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 2h

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"SPACE KOOK" 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 3h

CALCIFIED LISTENERS! I HAVE ONCE AGAIN PROVEN THAT SKELETONS CAN'T FUCKING HANG.

NOW WHERE IS THAT BOTTLE OF MALORT?

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 4h

Yard skeletons are not yet gigantic enough. We must strive on.

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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 1d

you don't need a doomsday bunker; you need to know the proper runes to etch into the bones of your reanimated skeleton bodyguards

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3h

Booo! Us trash animals need to stick together.

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 3h

farts should make you levitate

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3h

Luckily raccoons are notoriously criminal.

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3h

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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 5h

One of the worst fucking things about moving (besides the actual fucking moving part) is finding a new fucking pizza delivery place

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 5h

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KrisPLettuce @krisplettuce.bsky.social · 7h

Today's wrestling magazine thread of the day is the February 1987 issue of Wrestling Scene! I don't think putting Carlos Colon on the cover was a good sales strategy but Carlos vs Abby is a Top 3 feud of the 80s so I'm also cool with it.

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