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AllTimeAss
@maxhyde.bsky.social
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🇨🇦Inconvenient, unconventional fucking shitshow Pieces of Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaalqek5hxq6w New shit from Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaaebh7vouzfi
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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · Sep 14
The fucking exceptional singularity that is you
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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 11h
One of the worst fucking things about moving (besides the actual fucking moving part) is finding a new fucking pizza delivery place
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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 20h
Oh, what the fuck now, for fuck's sake?
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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 1d
If they're 40+ and single they're either fucking crazy or picky, not me though, I'm definitely fucking both
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 1d
If not every person you meets likes you, then you are a Failure
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d
Today is Thanksgiving in Canada, when we go down to the park to fight Canada geese. The winners eat the losers
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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · 1d
I just come online so that strange men can be weird to me
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 1d
The sandwich
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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 1d
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 1d
I'm not done with fucking love but I've accepted that fucking love might be done with me
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 1d
Mixed Signals
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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 1d
nerd girls are the best girls

*this includes all girls
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 2d
there's this video where this little kid is running down a hill, hits the side of a car, impact makes a huge sound, kid falls down, and yells, "i'm okay!"

so anyway, I'm okay. are you okay?
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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 1d
In my fucking responsible day drinking era
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 3d
No, I’m not calm. I’ve just given up.
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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 4d
woohoo
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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 4d
Love isn't fucking easy....not easy to fucking find or hold on to...wouldn't be fucking transformative if it was
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 4d
Happy No Clothes Friday to all who observe
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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 4d
It's fucking date night so combed my hair for the fucking first time in 2025
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 5d
Everyone knows that the classic scientific method is saying something that is wildly stupid and then trying to find proof for it.
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 5d
They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 5d
Burying some 12-foot skeletons in my garden just to fuck with future archaeologists.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 5d
Oh for fucks sakes we have to leave this app too?

Sorry no. follow me on insta until I delete that too.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 5d
salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*
Several signs on a door instructing to "Push to lock" without turning the lock.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 6d
I tried mastodon a few years ago and got the ick so bad I can't even remember what server I was on
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 5d
Working from home with this view. Productivity: 2%. Serenity: 100%.
My backyard pond just after sunrise on a chilly fall morning, surrounded by tall grasses and trees with autumn foliage. The sky is filled with soft pink, purple and orange clouds reflecting on the calm water, creating a peaceful and scenic view.
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