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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson

@yippyskippy.bsky.social

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Just a regular human shitposter. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rg6hys5qhy5rd6vmg23nrzjp/feed/aaalbpx24jmdc

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · Jun 18

Gas, grass, or ass, something fucking stinks in here.

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10h

Layeth thine tits upon me, so that I may calm them

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 11h

Either way he got his rocks off

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 11h

uncomplicated is my middle name. unfortunately, hardly, is my first.

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 11h

In fourteen-hundred-ninety-two,
Colombus sailed the ocean blue.
When he saw what he had done,
He gave his father forty-one.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 11h

Watching my life go by in fast forward as I search frantically for the remote 😫

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 12h

Throbbing! In The Champagne Room

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 15h

🎶 it’s like 10,000 cocks
when all you need is a tongue 🎶

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 17h

I’m beginning by to think I may have wasted my time and become another casualty of society

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 18h

Weekday afternoon hockey!

a couple of hockey players are sitting on a bench with sticks in their hands and one of them is covering his face .

Alt: Slapshot! The Hanson brothers crossing themselves before hustling out of the locker room

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 19h

*my brain while zoning out during a Teams meeting*

a woman in a white tank top is riding a mechanical horse in a store

Alt: Jennifer Connolly riding a mechanical horse in a department store from a movie from the 1900’s

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 19h

Enough with the swearing, Oedipus, you kiss your mother with that mouth?

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 19h

About half of my farts are unnecessary but are performed for social reasons

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 19h

Is there any other kind?

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 19h

Slutting it up this Monday morning by dabbing a fingertip of coffee behind each earlobe

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 20h

Dropping it like it’s hot because I forgot to use an oven mitt

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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 20h

Mixed Signals

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 20h

Ride me hard and give me a quick wipe down before you put me away so I don’t get moldy.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 21h

could a depressed person do this?

[eats a third bagel]

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 21h

*seductively talking her into going down while my office network is down*

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1d

Little Debbie called she thinks she left the honey buns and her thong behind the couch cushions

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 21h

*seductively putting that perverted reply in my pocket instead of sending it*

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 22h

Enjoying a little taste of her muffin with my morning coffee

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 22h

Be a proper gentleman and wake her up with an hour long orgasm

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 23h

Happy Gray Sweatpants Season to all who observe

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 23h

When you wake up at 2 dreading the work day ahead… 😖

When you trudge downstairs to log in to work and discover network outages have things shut down for the foreseeable future… 😎

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