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Jeff 💀 @gojeffgo.com · 23h

Let me splay out in the palm of the 100-ft skeleton like Fay Wray.

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 23h

Yard skeletons are not yet gigantic enough. We must strive on.

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 1d

Uh oh they changed the name of AppleTV+ to Apple Watch.

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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 1d

i wonder if my cat has heard of me

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 2d

Little person in a red raincoat from the end of Don’t Look Now.

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 2d

Weird, I thought everyone was just planning to eat their own satisfaction with the black female unemployment rate.

TAT360 💕💚 @tat360.bsky.social · 2d

finance.yahoo.com/news/gofundm...

GoFundMe CEO says economy is so challenged people are raising money to buy food

GoFundThis: Some surprising items have begun to make the list for crowdfunding lately, according to this CEO.

finance.yahoo.com

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 2d

Seems like the kids from stranger things aren’t even kids any more; they are adults

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 3d

nfl player kindle vildor is named after Kind Old Vildor, the fullhearted giant of the northlands

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 3d

Allman Brothers: “I like you a lot but I’d like to see if I can do better.” [10 min solo session]

matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 3d

Fear of commitment never sounded cooler then when they called it being a “ramblin’ man”

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 3d

“Right on. Case dismissed.”

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 3d

Fear of commitment never sounded cooler then when they called it being a “ramblin’ man”

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 3d

My favorite thing about live music is big big video screens.

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 4d

Two Frankenstein movies in six months is actually not enough Frankenstein movies.

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 4d

Jake Sully [human] -> Avatar program -> Jake Sully [Na’vi] -> Magic ponytail in USB port -> Tron world Jake -> Tron Ares program -> physical world manifestation of Tron Jake -> Avatar program -> Tron Ares Na’Vi Jake

matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 5d

Could a Na’vi’s pony tail plug their consciousness into the world of Tron? My new one-man show supposes

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 5d

Could a Na’vi’s pony tail plug their consciousness into the world of Tron? My new one-man show supposes

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 5d

Thank YOU (for the pottygiggles)

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 5d

I had a chuckle at the urinal recalling your post from the other day.

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 6d

If you are pure of heart, your SUV will fit in the clearly labeled compact car parking spot.

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 6d

Lots of love to you guys. It was so great getting to know him over the years.

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Misunderstood creature @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 6d

Bring the submarine to periscope depth. Daddy wants a peek

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 6d

They function and they’re spectacular.

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 6d

ICE is like The Minions but with dicks that don’t work.

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 6d

Ralves Malph

Six images of the character Ralph Malph from the television series Happy Days.

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 7d

The ONLY people I will thank for their service are those who put up elaborate and gruesome Halloween decorations.

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 7d

You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A proud American

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