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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 2h

There’s no accounting for taste. For everything else, there’s Quickbooks

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 4h

Problem beans

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 4h

Rewatching Arrested Development and the line that has stuck with me this time is “Club sauce! He showers her in club sauce”

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 10h

Wow, dude. Bloodborne much?

Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10h

"Wait, I can explain..."

Wyoming Man Found With 30 Eyeballs In His Anal Cavity

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 10h

"TetraPond Koi Vibrance" would be a beautiful name for a girl

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 10h

When it comes to backyard birdwatching, DON'T notice how phallic your bird feeder is and DON'T start calling it the "Seed Weenus"

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 10h

Ask 'em if they've ever seen the burning ghost ship, or knew someone who had

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 11h

LEATHERWORKING DEMONSTRATION IN THE GARAGE, YOU FUCKS. STARTS IN FIVE

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 1d

Does “sugar glass” taste as good as it sounds?

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 1d

goblin named pumpis prepaid

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 1d

In the Valley of Benevolent Woodsmoke

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 1d

Doorless jeeps should be illegal. I don't want to see you work the pedals

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Jun 6

I am physically strong enough to carry 2 normal sized goats up a medium size hill with a rise/run of 1/1. They call me: "husband material"

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 2d

Canopic jars wholesale

Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 2d

Online mummification courses free
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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 2d

Online mummification courses free
Mummy certification
Mummification certificate
Mummification cost
How much to mummifiers make

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 2d

This locket was given to me by my mother. It's all I have left of her

Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 2d

Frame #58250 from S01 -E13 - Sweetfish-628396

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 2d

Gaping like a fish in the club

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Skipjack @skipjack.bsky.social · 2d

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 2d

Betsy Ross Museum adjacent post

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · Sep 5

It's Friday. You know what that means

Aquatic Ambience【10 HOUR】- Donkey Kong Country

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 2d

The Nobel Prize for Being a Soggy Bitch is still in play

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 2d

To counter a bad jobs report a c-suite executive may engage in a threat display, inflating their throat sack and jiggling in place

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 3d

No, Pete Crow-Armstrong was a character created by novelist Stephen King

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Light Under the Door @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 3d

This guy's gonna bring down Shawshank from the inside I just know it

Sam Bernero @sambernero.bsky.social · 3d

Fit of the day!
Pic I took of PCA arriving at Wrigley Field today

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