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Butter Terror
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whoa-o bête noire, bam ba lam I am but a vessel. i am butter bessie pfp by @theaveragejoey.bsky.social
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 24m
The toaster should hum loudly like the microwave
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 12h
trying to decide if the vacuum cleaner from Brave Little Toaster would be trump, or if he'd be one of those guys that surprises ya
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John Schuhmann @johnschuhmann.bsky.social · 17h
Incredible block from Jarrett Allen on Ausar Thompson.
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 14h
(furiously reading that so I can understand the joke and laugh earnestly)
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 18h
there have been scramblations of the key equations keeping this jalopy running,
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 21h
Proven Prescient™ once again.
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 22h
in 2016 i stated on stage that donny trumps policies would be "a poor tonic" for our nation's ills. and i believe that is being borne out before our very eyes!
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 1d
rip d'angelo

will be drumming along to chicken grease in his memory
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 1d
mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 1d
notice the cranberry w/seltzer on the stool. i quit drinking doing comedy in wisconsin, also known as "Impossible Mode"
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 1d
had a great time in soddy arabia. eating the damn grass,
old standup photo of me, butter bessie the butter cow
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 1d
ah i changed the captions to say SAFETY FIRST.

i also have video somewhere, the calipers you can slide up and down for the mouth and it is a delight!
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 1d
Went deep in the archives for this one
Some calipers i taped to a wall with paper speech bubbles, saying “bulk” and “meats”, respectively. They were right in front of the meat slicer at the sandwich shop I used to work at in like 2016
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 1d
screaming out for big googly eyes on its head
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 1d
funny, i believe it was this tour/show and they are an athens (ohio) band. unless you somehow meant oh and not joja

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Skeletonwitch, Withered, Landmine Marathon tour
Prosthetic Records labelmates Skeletonwitch, Withered, and Landmine Marathon will embark upon the "North American Skullsplitter Tour 2010" late this fall. Skeletonwitch's Scott Hedrick commented: "...
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 1d
it was Skeletonwitch i believe. not that anyone was asking. i did nae puke
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 1d
did 2 of those in a row once in front of a bar waiting for a show to end. not a great feeling!!
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 1d
google search "was jonathan swift a unit" autocompletes to: unitarian united states senator united states marine united states soldier united states citizen
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 1d
i feel that's a different name though, unless he's specifically using jon as a diminutive, no pun intended
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 1d
when i get old im gonna bunch up my extra skin with rubber bands and tie dye it
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 2d
O, long Johnson!
O, don piano!
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 2d
i got a 103 fever
for the past 6 months
and i can't do anything
to get it to go down
christopher walken in the more cowbell thing
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 2d
i do not want to be online. i do not want to be offline. i need some sort of third line
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 3d
the ne'er do well in this show is listening to Big Dumb Rocket
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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 3d
Ah, who am I kidding. I'm going to remain at Rest
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