I'm Butter Bessie
@scrubby.bsky.social
whoa-o bête noire, bam ba lam
I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
starbursts...medicine for the mouth, poison to the gut
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
starbursts...medicine for the mouth, poison to the gut
what a cruel ass summer man...make me want to doonk around on this key board
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
what a cruel ass summer man...make me want to doonk around on this key board
dress nicer?? i am never getting on a plane again if i can help it. trapped in a tube in the sky with a group of randomly selected Americans? a reckless fool's errand
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
dress nicer?? i am never getting on a plane again if i can help it. trapped in a tube in the sky with a group of randomly selected Americans? a reckless fool's errand
the results are in
December 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
the results are in
i need to write a song that can become a terrible tv show's intro
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i need to write a song that can become a terrible tv show's intro
first split lip of the winter. where my damn dct
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
first split lip of the winter. where my damn dct
America's Most Lost Dogs
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
America's Most Lost Dogs
i am thankful for the stretch-tite wrap n snap dispenser 7500
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i am thankful for the stretch-tite wrap n snap dispenser 7500
directing all my prepper tendencies into tinned fish. when The Years of Trash Can Fires start we will see who is holding the cards...
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
directing all my prepper tendencies into tinned fish. when The Years of Trash Can Fires start we will see who is holding the cards...
Jeff Jeffstofferson
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Jeff Jeffstofferson
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America's Next Mop Handle
September 12, 2023 at 12:41 AM
America's Next Mop Handle
i am here to explain posts to people, ai free. except if i dont know about it
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i am here to explain posts to people, ai free. except if i dont know about it
grimacing like buddy rich as i go to town on myself
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
grimacing like buddy rich as i go to town on myself
Double-Barrel Babushka
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Double-Barrel Babushka
The last "welp"s,
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The last "welp"s,
I am thankful for 90 day cured homegrown Chocolope
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I am thankful for 90 day cured homegrown Chocolope
i am creating a super virus to seek and destroy all ai
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
i am creating a super virus to seek and destroy all ai
i think i enjoy the traditional monstrous leftovers sandwich more than the main meal
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i think i enjoy the traditional monstrous leftovers sandwich more than the main meal
9 am day after tgiving, had my morning toast and basically nothing else. when am i going to get hungry again....
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
9 am day after tgiving, had my morning toast and basically nothing else. when am i going to get hungry again....
this time you've pissed me too off....
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
this time you've pissed me too off....
wait a minute. you ain't no cleric
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
wait a minute. you ain't no cleric
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ive been dispossessed of my normal acuity...
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
ive been dispossessed of my normal acuity...
pretend i put in the effort to photoshop this
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
pretend i put in the effort to photoshop this
when i am a creek, she cripples me
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
when i am a creek, she cripples me