Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
Banner: Stalks of red rhubarb without leaves
Reflections on my cunt
pets
melancholy
and the way the world smells
Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam
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Reflections on my cunt
pets
melancholy
and the way the world smells
Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabpnaujsxwq
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Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
· Oct 6
Wondering if I could crawl into my own womb like some kind of Cronenberg armadillo and roll away to the sea
I draw the line at putting meat in my vagina
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I draw the line at putting meat in my vagina
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Spotted on my walk. A sign of hope.
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Spotted on my walk. A sign of hope.
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traveling with my own Airplane! line for all the times i need someone to tell me to calm down and get a hold of myself.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
traveling with my own Airplane! line for all the times i need someone to tell me to calm down and get a hold of myself.
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Fred, my orange terrorist tabby, loves Steely Dan. There's hope for the little peckerhead yet.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Fred, my orange terrorist tabby, loves Steely Dan. There's hope for the little peckerhead yet.
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Listening to Sheryl Crow and Sheryl Crow only until the end of the year because I hate myself.
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Listening to Sheryl Crow and Sheryl Crow only until the end of the year because I hate myself.
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I’ve started making pharmaceuticals in my garage if anyone wants to save a few bucks.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I’ve started making pharmaceuticals in my garage if anyone wants to save a few bucks.
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Just passed someone who was either humming (derogatory) or whimpering (appreciative).
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Just passed someone who was either humming (derogatory) or whimpering (appreciative).
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I've started going grocery shopping at 6 am when the store opens. There's no crowds. Just me and a bunch of old people... wait... omg IM AN OLD PEOPLE NOW
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I've started going grocery shopping at 6 am when the store opens. There's no crowds. Just me and a bunch of old people... wait... omg IM AN OLD PEOPLE NOW
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first gray hair: that's weird
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
first gray hair: that's weird
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
10th gray hair: whatever go be different together
100th gray hair: hmm what should my last words be?
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Listen kids, when you stare into a rain cloud for too long it becomes a mirror
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Listen kids, when you stare into a rain cloud for too long it becomes a mirror
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I am forever in love with words.
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I am forever in love with words.
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You know when you decide to pick up something from the floor and your entire skeleton decides to just explode?
You ever get that?
Well that just happened to me. The noise was like a fireworks display had just gone off in my office.
#Old
You ever get that?
Well that just happened to me. The noise was like a fireworks display had just gone off in my office.
#Old
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November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
You know when you decide to pick up something from the floor and your entire skeleton decides to just explode?
You ever get that?
Well that just happened to me. The noise was like a fireworks display had just gone off in my office.
#Old
You ever get that?
Well that just happened to me. The noise was like a fireworks display had just gone off in my office.
#Old
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They were giving away unused pumpkins at the library last weekend; this one was too far gone for eating so I painted it instead.
🐡 #watercolour #botanicalArt
🐡 #watercolour #botanicalArt
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
They were giving away unused pumpkins at the library last weekend; this one was too far gone for eating so I painted it instead.
🐡 #watercolour #botanicalArt
🐡 #watercolour #botanicalArt
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when my late mother was alive she would have never had sex with any of you stop lying you’re gross
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
when my late mother was alive she would have never had sex with any of you stop lying you’re gross
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So the little stray is called Daisy and she was reconnected with her human this morning!
Apparently Daisy runs away a lot. But Daisy knows where we live and now we know where she lives if it happens again.
🥰
Apparently Daisy runs away a lot. But Daisy knows where we live and now we know where she lives if it happens again.
🥰
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
So the little stray is called Daisy and she was reconnected with her human this morning!
Apparently Daisy runs away a lot. But Daisy knows where we live and now we know where she lives if it happens again.
🥰
Apparently Daisy runs away a lot. But Daisy knows where we live and now we know where she lives if it happens again.
🥰
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I save my best skeets for the shower.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I save my best skeets for the shower.
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Squandering our decadence tbh
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Squandering our decadence tbh
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“I brought a couple of friends, I hope that’s cool.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“I brought a couple of friends, I hope that’s cool.”
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not to brag but my B.O. smells exactly like Taco Bell
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
not to brag but my B.O. smells exactly like Taco Bell
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I love this time of year when bugs are dying
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I love this time of year when bugs are dying
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My flirting strategy is to write poetry I don't share and stare wistfully out the window while I fantasize about what it would be like to be emotionally mature enough to know the difference between loving someone and trying to get my needs met
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 AM
My flirting strategy is to write poetry I don't share and stare wistfully out the window while I fantasize about what it would be like to be emotionally mature enough to know the difference between loving someone and trying to get my needs met
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What if Banksy painted on the Wonderwall?
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 AM
What if Banksy painted on the Wonderwall?
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I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.