Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️
@steamymac.bsky.social
Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
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Don’t tell me there’s no crying in baseball, I cry everywhere.
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head & shoulders,
knees & toes,
i can touch
just 2 of those .
im old, is what im saying😫
knees & toes,
i can touch
just 2 of those .
im old, is what im saying😫
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
head & shoulders,
knees & toes,
i can touch
just 2 of those .
im old, is what im saying😫
knees & toes,
i can touch
just 2 of those .
im old, is what im saying😫
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Not only is the answer yes but the answer is fuck yes.
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Not only is the answer yes but the answer is fuck yes.
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This gummy tastes like I'm going to start posting nonsense soon y'all
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This gummy tastes like I'm going to start posting nonsense soon y'all
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what base is it when she says you post mid?
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
what base is it when she says you post mid?
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we go now live to larry ellison's son making a $108B hostile bid for warner bros. discovery
![[kendall roy to vaulter ceo]
I'm going to lock you in a golden cage, fuck you with a silver dildo,](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/bafkreihntqhjw4rmwr4nthjy26mnnfrpa32f2egx3m26vt5xxdhpb6rqge@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
we go now live to larry ellison's son making a $108B hostile bid for warner bros. discovery
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Look, we don't need to make a big thing out of this. Just tell me why you don't think I'm funny.
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Look, we don't need to make a big thing out of this. Just tell me why you don't think I'm funny.
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That last scene of Fight Club except instead of a fictional city it’s all the data centers and Mar a Lago.
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
That last scene of Fight Club except instead of a fictional city it’s all the data centers and Mar a Lago.
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I hope they take away my skeets next
October 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I hope they take away my skeets next
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Wearing my lucky hoodie with the thumb hole sleeve just in case someone challenges me to a thumb war competition.
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Wearing my lucky hoodie with the thumb hole sleeve just in case someone challenges me to a thumb war competition.
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I'm not a super fancy kind of gal, but I'm pretty sure my face showed disappointment when I learned we are catering Panda Express instead of PF Changs for our office party Friday.
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm not a super fancy kind of gal, but I'm pretty sure my face showed disappointment when I learned we are catering Panda Express instead of PF Changs for our office party Friday.
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Your crush records an old-school mixtape for you, but it's just 60 straight minutes of dubstep.
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Your crush records an old-school mixtape for you, but it's just 60 straight minutes of dubstep.
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You can beat a dead horse, but you can't look at the water in its mouth.
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You can beat a dead horse, but you can't look at the water in its mouth.
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I'd eat less mcdonalds if other restaurants also had a ketchup tap for folks lookin to get wild with their soda
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'd eat less mcdonalds if other restaurants also had a ketchup tap for folks lookin to get wild with their soda
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It was only embarrassingly recently that I realized the song Coconut wasn't describing a turducken type situation.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It was only embarrassingly recently that I realized the song Coconut wasn't describing a turducken type situation.
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Like this post and I'll search your old stuff and repost it like a weirdo.
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Like this post and I'll search your old stuff and repost it like a weirdo.
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If you play theremin and skip learning Barbie Girl, what are you even doing with your life?
November 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If you play theremin and skip learning Barbie Girl, what are you even doing with your life?
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To anyone annoyed by all the reposts:
A) It can't be helped. People won't stop liking that post.
B) Why are you like this?
A) It can't be helped. People won't stop liking that post.
B) Why are you like this?
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
To anyone annoyed by all the reposts:
A) It can't be helped. People won't stop liking that post.
B) Why are you like this?
A) It can't be helped. People won't stop liking that post.
B) Why are you like this?
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I just grow one fingernail super long prior to soup season.
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I just grow one fingernail super long prior to soup season.
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To everyone who said this isn't a dating app: what else have you lied about?
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
To everyone who said this isn't a dating app: what else have you lied about?
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I'm a loose cannon, bro. I shaved all november I don't even give a fuck!
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm a loose cannon, bro. I shaved all november I don't even give a fuck!
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If we're all being used to train LLMs, the most helpful thing would be for us to stand firm on our position that these are not joke accounts and just continue doing what we do best: providing high quality scholarly reporting.
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If we're all being used to train LLMs, the most helpful thing would be for us to stand firm on our position that these are not joke accounts and just continue doing what we do best: providing high quality scholarly reporting.
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we fit together like styrofoam and gasoline
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
we fit together like styrofoam and gasoline
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Chicken chaps: Chaps for chickens.
December 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Chicken chaps: Chaps for chickens.
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Caligula is a Christmas movie
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Caligula is a Christmas movie