Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️
@steamymac.bsky.social
Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
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Don’t tell me there’s no crying in baseball, I cry everywhere.
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im honored to accept this Wawa Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
im honored to accept this Wawa Peace Prize
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Woke up an attention whore again.
December 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Woke up an attention whore again.
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they should make a leaf blower strong enough to blow away all the ugly stuff in your neighbors yard
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
they should make a leaf blower strong enough to blow away all the ugly stuff in your neighbors yard
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People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.
December 2, 2024 at 11:04 AM
People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.
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Have I just been…doing pointless extra steps all these years?
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Have I just been…doing pointless extra steps all these years?
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Wine me. Sixty-nine me.
No need to dine me.
No need to dine me.
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Wine me. Sixty-nine me.
No need to dine me.
No need to dine me.
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My reposts are kicking so much ass right now.
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My reposts are kicking so much ass right now.
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Self awareness is a helluva drug.
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Self awareness is a helluva drug.
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hard to believe it's gonna be monday in 11 minutes.
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
hard to believe it's gonna be monday in 11 minutes.
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People always worry about gaining weight during the holidays. Hell, one year I LOST 180 lbs right after Thanksgiving. His name was Larry.
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
People always worry about gaining weight during the holidays. Hell, one year I LOST 180 lbs right after Thanksgiving. His name was Larry.
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I thought WE were the participation trophy generation?
(If I said what should be done with everyone who has enabled this absolute wheelless clowncar I'd get my account suspended.)
(If I said what should be done with everyone who has enabled this absolute wheelless clowncar I'd get my account suspended.)
Motherfucker.
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I thought WE were the participation trophy generation?
(If I said what should be done with everyone who has enabled this absolute wheelless clowncar I'd get my account suspended.)
(If I said what should be done with everyone who has enabled this absolute wheelless clowncar I'd get my account suspended.)
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I am going to make you care about 16 entire fake wrestlers
I am going to make it hurt
I am going to make it hurt
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I am going to make you care about 16 entire fake wrestlers
I am going to make it hurt
I am going to make it hurt
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I wonder if Santa still has a cigarette lighter in his sled
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I wonder if Santa still has a cigarette lighter in his sled
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what if we added zoloft to the water
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
what if we added zoloft to the water
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You know, those people don't want anyone handing out unearned trophies and awards to kids...unless their parent(s) can pay for them.
Which explains a lot.
Which explains a lot.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You know, those people don't want anyone handing out unearned trophies and awards to kids...unless their parent(s) can pay for them.
Which explains a lot.
Which explains a lot.
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some mistakes take you to the right place
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
some mistakes take you to the right place
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a button that immediately drafts a restraining order when you reply to my posts
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
a button that immediately drafts a restraining order when you reply to my posts
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Friday?!!
You mean the day the curse of Neptune's diner in Queens was placed upon the head of the fourth child in the tenth division with Stockholm syndrome was cast
Henceforth the purple tongue of the pickler is still inserted in the fire hydrant..
Wait..
*thinks*
Nevermind. As you were.
You mean the day the curse of Neptune's diner in Queens was placed upon the head of the fourth child in the tenth division with Stockholm syndrome was cast
Henceforth the purple tongue of the pickler is still inserted in the fire hydrant..
Wait..
*thinks*
Nevermind. As you were.
February 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Friday?!!
You mean the day the curse of Neptune's diner in Queens was placed upon the head of the fourth child in the tenth division with Stockholm syndrome was cast
Henceforth the purple tongue of the pickler is still inserted in the fire hydrant..
Wait..
*thinks*
Nevermind. As you were.
You mean the day the curse of Neptune's diner in Queens was placed upon the head of the fourth child in the tenth division with Stockholm syndrome was cast
Henceforth the purple tongue of the pickler is still inserted in the fire hydrant..
Wait..
*thinks*
Nevermind. As you were.
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It’s Friday,guys ! Let’s roll! Oops..
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It’s Friday,guys ! Let’s roll! Oops..
I feel bad for people too stupid to see what the orange fuckface is doing to the USA right now, cuz you would have to be REALLY fucking stupid.
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I feel bad for people too stupid to see what the orange fuckface is doing to the USA right now, cuz you would have to be REALLY fucking stupid.
This fuckin guy doesn’t even know he just pardoned a president convicted of trafficking 400 tons of cocaine into the US.
“BUT HER AUTO-PEN!!!”
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“BUT HER AUTO-PEN!!!”
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This fuckin guy doesn’t even know he just pardoned a president convicted of trafficking 400 tons of cocaine into the US.
“BUT HER AUTO-PEN!!!”
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“BUT HER AUTO-PEN!!!”
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I bet the bombings stop as soon as Trump gets cut in on the drug smuggling profits.
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I bet the bombings stop as soon as Trump gets cut in on the drug smuggling profits.
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Riyadh Human Rights Festival 🧅
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Riyadh Human Rights Festival 🧅
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I saw a kick me sign on the back of a car that said everything out of context is just everything to me, and that was how I got kicked back into the car I used to use for going out, taping myself to something
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I saw a kick me sign on the back of a car that said everything out of context is just everything to me, and that was how I got kicked back into the car I used to use for going out, taping myself to something
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when u nut but she keep suckin 😮💨
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
when u nut but she keep suckin 😮💨