Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️
@steamymac.bsky.social
Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
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Don’t tell me there’s no crying in baseball, I cry everywhere.
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According to my fitness app, I sat for 15 miles on my couch today.
December 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
According to my fitness app, I sat for 15 miles on my couch today.
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Anxiety be like hey gurl you want a spicy tummyache
December 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Anxiety be like hey gurl you want a spicy tummyache
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String theory, but it’s just me talking about how tampons are made
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
String theory, but it’s just me talking about how tampons are made
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dentists don't want you to know this but if you fill your entire mouth up with toothpaste, you only have to brush once a month.
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
dentists don't want you to know this but if you fill your entire mouth up with toothpaste, you only have to brush once a month.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but an even more lightweight and compact watercolour palette will not fix you.
December 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but an even more lightweight and compact watercolour palette will not fix you.
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3AM shredded cheese snack is actually the most important meal of the day
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
3AM shredded cheese snack is actually the most important meal of the day
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How the Grinch Stole Your Identity
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
How the Grinch Stole Your Identity
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they should make disposable kitchens
December 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
they should make disposable kitchens
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Pretty sure the world’s on heroin.
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Pretty sure the world’s on heroin.
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This gift could’ve been a gift card.
December 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This gift could’ve been a gift card.
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One notification per customer please
December 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
One notification per customer please
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responding to the backlash, mr altman clarified that he isn't raising a child by chatgpt so much as bathing in the child's blood in an attempt to breathe life into what he referred to only as "the creature"
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
responding to the backlash, mr altman clarified that he isn't raising a child by chatgpt so much as bathing in the child's blood in an attempt to breathe life into what he referred to only as "the creature"
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REM’s End of the World except every word is “ejaculate”
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
REM’s End of the World except every word is “ejaculate”
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fucking Wednesday, man
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
fucking Wednesday, man
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outkast: i can’t hear ya, i said what’s, what’s cooler than being cool??
[the entire physicists of america conference, in perfect unison]: 0 degrees kelvin!!!!
[the entire physicists of america conference, in perfect unison]: 0 degrees kelvin!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
outkast: i can’t hear ya, i said what’s, what’s cooler than being cool??
[the entire physicists of america conference, in perfect unison]: 0 degrees kelvin!!!!
[the entire physicists of america conference, in perfect unison]: 0 degrees kelvin!!!!
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You should have to pay fines if you are a shitty person
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You should have to pay fines if you are a shitty person
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Her: Where did you learn about sex?
Me: I’m self-taught.
Her: You don’t say.
Me: I’m self-taught.
Her: You don’t say.
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Her: Where did you learn about sex?
Me: I’m self-taught.
Her: You don’t say.
Me: I’m self-taught.
Her: You don’t say.
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*sitting on his face*
Do my boobs look big?
Do my boobs look big?
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
*sitting on his face*
Do my boobs look big?
Do my boobs look big?
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if I say im cool with it theres a 50% chance im cool with it
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if I say im cool with it theres a 50% chance im cool with it
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if you're reading this post it means my account has been hacked as I am asleep in bed. please report it to the authorities immediately
December 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
if you're reading this post it means my account has been hacked as I am asleep in bed. please report it to the authorities immediately
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Can't..I'm in a situationship with myself.
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Can't..I'm in a situationship with myself.
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Silent Night, except for the fan on medium
December 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Silent Night, except for the fan on medium
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Good morning. Danny Glover was only 41 when he declared he was too old for this shit.
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Good morning. Danny Glover was only 41 when he declared he was too old for this shit.
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babe, please don’t leave me, i’ve won the internet twice just this week alone
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
babe, please don’t leave me, i’ve won the internet twice just this week alone
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Genie, pinching the bridge of his nose: let me get this straight, your wish is for spoons not to splash you when you’re washing dishes and that’s your only wish?
Me: i mean it’s a pretty big wish
Me: i mean it’s a pretty big wish
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Genie, pinching the bridge of his nose: let me get this straight, your wish is for spoons not to splash you when you’re washing dishes and that’s your only wish?
Me: i mean it’s a pretty big wish
Me: i mean it’s a pretty big wish