turbo jerry
@turbojerry.bsky.social
existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive.
i don’t chit chat.🔳🔲
for the love of the joke
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma
i don’t chit chat.🔳🔲
for the love of the joke
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma
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turbo jerry
@turbojerry.bsky.social
· Oct 14
now the way that i see it
everything begins in your light;
your center
so leave your light on
everything begins in your light;
your center
so leave your light on
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Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
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You’re not lost, love.
You’re suspended.
Between the grey of the sky
and the grey beneath your ribs,
where everything echoes
and nothing answers.
Am I here,
am I there,
or am I just the space between
what hurts
and what hopes?
You’re suspended.
Between the grey of the sky
and the grey beneath your ribs,
where everything echoes
and nothing answers.
Am I here,
am I there,
or am I just the space between
what hurts
and what hopes?
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
You’re not lost, love.
You’re suspended.
Between the grey of the sky
and the grey beneath your ribs,
where everything echoes
and nothing answers.
Am I here,
am I there,
or am I just the space between
what hurts
and what hopes?
You’re suspended.
Between the grey of the sky
and the grey beneath your ribs,
where everything echoes
and nothing answers.
Am I here,
am I there,
or am I just the space between
what hurts
and what hopes?
now time for my thanksgiving blumpkin
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
now time for my thanksgiving blumpkin
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ARE YOU READY TO ROKERRRRR!?!
Time to mute me.
(kracks knuckles)
I'm goin' in.
Time to mute me.
(kracks knuckles)
I'm goin' in.
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
ARE YOU READY TO ROKERRRRR!?!
Time to mute me.
(kracks knuckles)
I'm goin' in.
Time to mute me.
(kracks knuckles)
I'm goin' in.
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“since I was widowed ive been dating an older man”
- my mom aged 78
- my mom aged 78
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
“since I was widowed ive been dating an older man”
- my mom aged 78
- my mom aged 78
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the card reader whispering ‘insert… remove…’ like okay calm down, we’re in public
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
the card reader whispering ‘insert… remove…’ like okay calm down, we’re in public
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i cut your grilled cheese into triangles, please respond
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i cut your grilled cheese into triangles, please respond
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Deep down there’s this memory of my wife & I slow dancing to this in our empty bar, after hours, skunk drunk & completely living in that moment
youtu.be/5YXVMCHG-Nk?...
youtu.be/5YXVMCHG-Nk?...
Damien Rice - The Blower's Daughter - Official Video
YouTube video by Damien Rice
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Deep down there’s this memory of my wife & I slow dancing to this in our empty bar, after hours, skunk drunk & completely living in that moment
youtu.be/5YXVMCHG-Nk?...
youtu.be/5YXVMCHG-Nk?...
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come sit with me love just a lil while…
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
come sit with me love just a lil while…
my penis can bench 250
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my penis can bench 250
the card reader whispering ‘insert… remove…’ like okay calm down, we’re in public
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
the card reader whispering ‘insert… remove…’ like okay calm down, we’re in public
Reposted by turbo jerry
Don't be fooled by my Bluesky badassery. I'm probably just a guy named Todd in real life
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Don't be fooled by my Bluesky badassery. I'm probably just a guy named Todd in real life
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Women, we could definitely learn a thing or two from cats about protecting our peace
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Women, we could definitely learn a thing or two from cats about protecting our peace
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So how long have you been in therapy <flirting>
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
So how long have you been in therapy <flirting>
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Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
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Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
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Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
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they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
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my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
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i may never skeet a banger but at least i have a life. what? you post bangers, are an expert in your field, and have a healthy social life? ok, but have you ever opened a fun sized starburst wrapper and it had a red AND a pink piece?
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i may never skeet a banger but at least i have a life. what? you post bangers, are an expert in your field, and have a healthy social life? ok, but have you ever opened a fun sized starburst wrapper and it had a red AND a pink piece?
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still existing over here (without my consent)
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
still existing over here (without my consent)
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
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Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
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Pills aren't enough - please sugar coat all of my things
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Pills aren't enough - please sugar coat all of my things