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Dumb Beezie

@dumbbeezie.bsky.social

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This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Also fuck you.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 1h

Thank you lol

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 1h

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 2h

RIGHT NOW SATAN

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 2h

Oh awesome! Thanks! You inspired me to collect a copy or two

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 2h

Never

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 2h

Absolutely

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 14h

“I protect the family” I whisper as I fill the bird feeders every morning.

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 2h

When I start scrolling away and then I’m scrolling back with a comment and my inner voice says

Jesús with the word No

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h

Kamala Harris: "Here in Chicago I'm told the helicopters that were descending on an American city were Black Hawks. Do you know what Black Hawks were designed to do? War. So I think everyone can draw their conclusions just based on the facts."

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 7h

This will be the encouragement they need, I just know it

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 8h

Also why I read headlines now: none of you are getting clicks and views from me until you start reporting what you should be. Here are some examples:

He’s Dead At Last

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 8h

Remove him from my sight. So tired of this

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 8h

It wasn’t me I’m kidding. It’s me filming them but edited the voice. No cow abuse happened. But I did sing to them

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 8h

I read headlines now because it’s all I have the patience for and nothing is true anyway. So make them good

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 8h

I am so sick and tired of him being in my fucking life every day as soon as I wake up

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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 14h

This has real -- I intended to dm "Pam" -- energy.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h

Pritzker: "You just heard a tidal wave of lies from the VP. It's a bit shocking. And you heard over & over him just making things up. There's a reason why the judge here in federal court said that they admin lacks credibility and why even the Nobel committee chair said the admin lacks integrity."

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Señor Cinco（他妈/他妈的） @tenletters.bsky.social · 8h

I got a dozen old MAD paperbacks on Friday to add to my long-held collection (which is heavily weighted in favor of the magazines.) Only one is a duplicate, albeit with a different (updated, but otherwise similar) cover:

12 paperbacks from the MADison Avenue offices of MAD Magazine; 4 columns each 3 books tall; L-R: MAD BARFS; LIKE, MAD (1973 edition); MAD LOOKS AT OLD MOVIES; THE MAD BOOK OF WORD POWER; THE SPARE MAD; THE RECYCLED MAD; MAD ABOUT MAD by Sergio Aragonés; MAD'S DAVE BERG LOOKS AT THE U.S.A; LIKE MAD (1960 edition); MAD'S AL JAFFEE SPEWS OUT STILL MORE SNAPPY ANSWERS TO STUPID QUESTIONS; THE SELF-MADE MAD; MAD CLOBBERS THE CLASSICS

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 8h

Ahhhhhh I am so jealous. I loved this so much

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 18h

😔

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry I was rude, I didn’t want to be invited again

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 1d

Hey I was the most excitement that happened probably

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 1d

I was singing to them 🤭

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 1d

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: Fat Satan appoints Lauren Boebert ambassador to Idaho.