Dumb Beezie
@dumbbeezie.bsky.social
This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Also fuck you
Men did you know don’t have to turn left to turn right or right to turn left to steer your big truck and instead you can drive something that’s more penis-proportional
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Men did you know don’t have to turn left to turn right or right to turn left to steer your big truck and instead you can drive something that’s more penis-proportional
Put lipstick on a pig it’s still a pig
Hands that do dishes are as soft as your face.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Put lipstick on a pig it’s still a pig
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
Greetings, writers, nerds, and chaos gays
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Greetings, writers, nerds, and chaos gays
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Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
STOP POLITICIZING THE POLITICAL WAR WE ARE INSTIGATING
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
STOP POLITICIZING THE POLITICAL WAR WE ARE INSTIGATING
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Let’s make this super random. Hello I’m:
Sir Mix A Lot
Alice In Chains
Jackson Browne
Shinedown
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Let’s make this super random. Hello I’m:
Sir Mix A Lot
Alice In Chains
Jackson Browne
Shinedown
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Been to a lot of shows dude. Here are five of the most memorable...
Daft Punk
Phil Collins
Postal Service
Veruca Salt
ELO
Been to a lot of shows dude. Here are five of the most memorable...
Daft Punk
Phil Collins
Postal Service
Veruca Salt
ELO
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
The Pixies (original)
The Afghan Wigs
Skinny Puppy
Ween
TV on the Radio
The Pixies (original)
The Afghan Wigs
Skinny Puppy
Ween
TV on the Radio
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Let’s make this super random. Hello I’m:
Sir Mix A Lot
Alice In Chains
Jackson Browne
Shinedown
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Let’s make this super random. Hello I’m:
Sir Mix A Lot
Alice In Chains
Jackson Browne
Shinedown
Red Hot Chili Peppers
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
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I think people really do not have enough disdain for politicians.
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I think people really do not have enough disdain for politicians.
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Trump refuses to directly admit his administration granted the DC shooter asylum and then wraps up the press availability
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Trump refuses to directly admit his administration granted the DC shooter asylum and then wraps up the press availability
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Seems like Putin speaks gibberish just like EL Trumpo(the leader of the Turd Reich shit show)
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Seems like Putin speaks gibberish just like EL Trumpo(the leader of the Turd Reich shit show)
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As far as I’m concerned the meal is served
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
As far as I’m concerned the meal is served
Guys this is what ChatGPT thinks of you
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Guys this is what ChatGPT thinks of you
I am here to say its okay to say absolutely not, Thanksgiving. Try again next year.
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I am here to say its okay to say absolutely not, Thanksgiving. Try again next year.
Would anyone here buy a bottle of perfume I created with my own two hands?
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Would anyone here buy a bottle of perfume I created with my own two hands?
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Tras este día de mierda, reflexión: cuando se está triste, el mundo no se detiene, pero a veces se necesita hacerlo. A veces no se tiene ganas de explicar, sonreír, fingir que todo está bien. Y está bien. Sentir es parte del proceso. No siempre hay que ser fuerte. A veces solo hay que ser humano ❤️🩹
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Tras este día de mierda, reflexión: cuando se está triste, el mundo no se detiene, pero a veces se necesita hacerlo. A veces no se tiene ganas de explicar, sonreír, fingir que todo está bien. Y está bien. Sentir es parte del proceso. No siempre hay que ser fuerte. A veces solo hay que ser humano ❤️🩹
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Ho boy I have never felt less thankful
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ho boy I have never felt less thankful
The former Twitter is a terrorist hate group now where people are allowed to spread dangerous bullshit lies to massive numbers of ignorant people. Without facts. Even after they’ve been revealed to be fucking Russian trolls. I feel sick.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The former Twitter is a terrorist hate group now where people are allowed to spread dangerous bullshit lies to massive numbers of ignorant people. Without facts. Even after they’ve been revealed to be fucking Russian trolls. I feel sick.
It’s been a stressful year finding out 77 million people idolize sexual predators
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It’s been a stressful year finding out 77 million people idolize sexual predators
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my last recreational beverage will be a martini, a real martini (made with gin) with an eyeball instead of olive
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
my last recreational beverage will be a martini, a real martini (made with gin) with an eyeball instead of olive
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
Imagine finding out immigrants aren’t the reason for everything that’s wrong with your life after all and you’re just a piece of shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Imagine finding out immigrants aren’t the reason for everything that’s wrong with your life after all and you’re just a piece of shit
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