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leeroystarr

@leeroystarr.bsky.social

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Facetious Prick * only ever joking, calm down dear. I AM the cunt clearsky lists me as...But don't believe all that is stated This/That Identify as a potted Palm Tree=Transplant FO 2 OF usb-c 3 pin plugs are Elite.

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · Apr 19

I fell of me bike and grazed my knee in 1978, we didn't have Internet then so I'm telling you now...😜

peter griffin from family guy laying on the sidewalk

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Champire @champierth.bsky.social · 14h

I’m trying to think of some abstinence puns, but they're not coming.

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 14h

#MyFacialExpressionSays "really, thats interesting"

a woman is talking on a cell phone while wearing a blue shirt .

ALT: a woman is talking on a cell phone while wearing a blue shirt .

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 16h

#AccordingToMyStandards they must be kept in a secure box and to never return to a lit one...

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Champire @champierth.bsky.social · 16h

Me at the funeral: And you know, I like to think there’s a bit of Geoffrey in all of us.

Rest of the cannibals: Too soon mate.

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Ian Hall @ian64.bsky.social · 17h

'It was terrible, Sheriff. Outlaws came at us in Death Gulch. Lost three men. We managed to kill four of the bastards, then high-tailed it outta there.'

'Tough times. Any substitutions?'

'Yep. Two cans of oxtail soup instead of tomato, 'n breaded fish fingers instead of tempura.'

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DeeEm @deeemceeem.bsky.social · 19h

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutRules

🎶 Guide Lines (Don't Do It)🎶

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · Dec 12

I only type in lowercase so people know I'm pleasant and soft spoken.
I only capitalize "I" because only I am important enough to be capitalized.

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 17h

oh you asked chatgpt? well I got high on paint fumes and asked the fae in the woods and they think you're lame as hell for that.

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lemon 🍋 @littlelemontart.being.baby · 17h

me to me

a hand pointing at a frog held in the other hand, “behave” frog says “no”

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1d

life is like a kick in the bean

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 17h

Todays critical thought...Do they sterilise needles for a lethal injection?

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 18h

A lot of people have boobs and I think that's great.

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Champire @champierth.bsky.social · 18h

Someone should start a petition for a Bluesky feature where you just see all the posts you haven't liked yet, and when I say someone I of course mean I haven't even looked if there's already a way to request Bluesky features, and in no way can I be bothered to use it if there is.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 18h

Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 19h

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutRules The King and I

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 19h

Good moaning Bsky...Todays outrage has had a cunning plan... currently setting up a Palestinian building company as its sees an opportunity to get filthy rich.. and speaking with the Saudi's for a job lot of sand..