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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@sidneypaget.bsky.social

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Spirituality, heritage, nature, politics, books, esp detective novels and Sherlock Holmes, walking, sunsets, music and posts jokes. in relationship. no dms

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · Jun 30

#ImOnSocialMediaFor the intellectual debate, the great wisdom, and the deep insights. It’s not often I’m disappointed. It’s all the time…..

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 7h

#DessertsVarietyInASongOrMovie

My (pud)ding a ling

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 7h

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ice cream of jeanie……

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 7h

#DessertsVarietyInASongOrMovie

Remember you’re a crumble

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 7h

#DessertsVarietyInASongOrMovie

The jelly and the ivy….

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 7h

#DessertsVarietyInASongOrMovie

Dude where’s my creme caramel

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 10h

#AccordingToMyStandards I need to meet a better class of people I’ve decided….l

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 10h

#AccordingToMyStandards I don’t like talking flags…..

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 10h

#AccordingToMyStandards I don’t lower the tone, I flatten it….

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 10h

#AccordingToMyStandards @sidneypaget.bsky.social does rubbish hashtag game play…..

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 14h

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutRules

Oh what a lovely law…..

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 14h

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutRules

LegislatiOn the waterfront

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 14h

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Carry on dictum

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 14h

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutRules

The Ten Commandments…..

Moses comes down the mountain and says “I’ve got good news and bad news. Good news is I’ve got Him down to ten, bad news is no adultery is still in…”

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 14h

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutRules

When I was a child we had a great game of dancing and when the music stopped we had to recite laws.

It was called musical statutes

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 14h

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutRules

Santa laws the movie

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 14h

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutRules What kind of rule am I

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 15h

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 16h

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 16h

#IMindMyOwnBusinessWhen I owned the coal mine…

Oh this should appear under #IMinedMyOwnBusinessWhen

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 16h

#IMindMyOwnBusinessWhen On a dog walk, then I have to mind the dog’s business….

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 16h

#IMindMyOwnBusinessWhen Actually it’s quite funny. I did have to mind my own business as a child, for dad bought me one. Misunderstanding though. I said I wanted a cowboy outfit for Christmas and he bought me Thames Water….

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 16h

#IMindMyOwnBusinessWhen Is this the appropriate time to make a toilet comment? Probably not….

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 16h

#IMindMyOwnBusinessWhen @donquiotext.bsky.social subtly hints it’s my round…

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 16h

#IMindMyOwnBusinessWhen Asked about the secret of hashtag game play…. There is no one secret, you play it your way, I’ll play it mine…..

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 16h

#IMindMyOwnBusinessWhen I express my true feelings about Des O’Connor records and ignore the thousands of messages objecting to my views. I say thousands, perhaps it’s hundred. Well a handful. A few. A couple. Well none.

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