leeroystarr
@leeroystarr.bsky.social
Facetious Prick
* only ever joking, calm down dear.
I AM the cunt https://clearsky.app/ lists me as...But don't believe all you read.
DDHA + Dyslexic
FO 2 OF
usb-c
3 pin plugs are Elite.
*may contain bullshit
* only ever joking, calm down dear.
I AM the cunt https://clearsky.app/ lists me as...But don't believe all you read.
DDHA + Dyslexic
FO 2 OF
usb-c
3 pin plugs are Elite.
*may contain bullshit
Pinned
leeroystarr
@leeroystarr.bsky.social
· Apr 19
peter griffin from family guy laying on the sidewalk
ALT: peter griffin from family guy laying on the sidewalk
media.tenor.com
I fell of me bike and grazed my knee in 1978, we didn't have Internet then so I'm telling you now...😜
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Step 1. Create a new music genre by picking two random genres and mixing them together.
Step 2. Be disappointed that your new genre already exists.
Step 2. Be disappointed that your new genre already exists.
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Step 1. Create a new music genre by picking two random genres and mixing them together.
Step 2. Be disappointed that your new genre already exists.
Step 2. Be disappointed that your new genre already exists.
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#ButterIsNotFor sexual gratification
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
#ButterIsNotFor sexual gratification
#ButterIsNotFor Bumps burns or scratches, that's savlon..
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
#ButterIsNotFor Bumps burns or scratches, that's savlon..
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November 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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#ButterIsNotFor is the Monday edition of the #FeelGoodDailies #HashtagGame !
Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social and @feelgooddailies.bsky.social !
Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social and @feelgooddailies.bsky.social !
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
#ButterIsNotFor is the Monday edition of the #FeelGoodDailies #HashtagGame !
Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social and @feelgooddailies.bsky.social !
Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social and @feelgooddailies.bsky.social !
#ButterIsNotFor replacing with a substance 1 molecule from being plastic and then calling it "I can't believe it's not better"
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
#ButterIsNotFor replacing with a substance 1 molecule from being plastic and then calling it "I can't believe it's not better"
Is bored with the polithicks already and its not even dinner time yet...give it a rest!
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Is bored with the polithicks already and its not even dinner time yet...give it a rest!
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I can't keep cranking out potential bangers only to see them wither and die. If I wanted to do that I would have planted a garden.
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I can't keep cranking out potential bangers only to see them wither and die. If I wanted to do that I would have planted a garden.
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So, I said to the librarian, "Do you have any books about pantomime villains?"
She said, "Yes, it's behind you!"
She said, "Yes, it's behind you!"
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
So, I said to the librarian, "Do you have any books about pantomime villains?"
She said, "Yes, it's behind you!"
She said, "Yes, it's behind you!"
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I'm not unhinged, but I could be, with the proper motivation
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I'm not unhinged, but I could be, with the proper motivation
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Welcome to Hide and Go Fuck Yourself Monday. Celebrate by playing a round of Hide and Go Fuck Yourself, preferably on company time.
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Welcome to Hide and Go Fuck Yourself Monday. Celebrate by playing a round of Hide and Go Fuck Yourself, preferably on company time.
@jeremyandstormon5.bsky.social
Pink stuff, who cares...its the big fuck off silver spoon that Jeremy was raised with that caught my eye..
Pink stuff, who cares...its the big fuck off silver spoon that Jeremy was raised with that caught my eye..
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
@jeremyandstormon5.bsky.social
Pink stuff, who cares...its the big fuck off silver spoon that Jeremy was raised with that caught my eye..
Pink stuff, who cares...its the big fuck off silver spoon that Jeremy was raised with that caught my eye..
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Good moaning Bsky...Todays outrage will be brought to you by some stupid stuff that the Labour party recommend what we do with asylum seekers, they get 2 years temporary stay then its into the trebuchet on the cliffs of Dover for deportation..
a rocket is being launched into the sky
ALT: a rocket is being launched into the sky
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Good moaning Bsky...Todays outrage will be brought to you by some stupid stuff that the Labour party recommend what we do with asylum seekers, they get 2 years temporary stay then its into the trebuchet on the cliffs of Dover for deportation..
#YouNeedToHaveClothesOnWhen picking the wrong day to don the special underwear coz you've nowt else clean..
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
#YouNeedToHaveClothesOnWhen picking the wrong day to don the special underwear coz you've nowt else clean..
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#YouNeedToHaveClothesOnWhen there’s bubbles.
a man in a plaid shirt says " you were naked ... in the jacuzzi "
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt says " you were naked ... in the jacuzzi "
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
#YouNeedToHaveClothesOnWhen there’s bubbles.
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#ThingsThatAreInexplicable The popularity of dogging🤦♂️
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a car and yelling .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a car and yelling .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
#ThingsThatAreInexplicable The popularity of dogging🤦♂️
#ThingsThatAreInexplicable those that say he aint!!
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
#ThingsThatAreInexplicable those that say he aint!!
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#ThingsThatAreInexplicable why gardening shows are so suggestive…. All this talk of in the bed, or up against a wall…..
a woman in a black tank top is sitting in a garden with flowers
ALT: a woman in a black tank top is sitting in a garden with flowers
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
#ThingsThatAreInexplicable why gardening shows are so suggestive…. All this talk of in the bed, or up against a wall…..
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November 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM