Champie
@champierth.bsky.social
Videogame developer and occasional bass player.
Follow me for "Daft social media bollocks"
Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm, bad takes on current events, poor attempts at humour, British spellings, and Oxford commas.
Follow me for "Daft social media bollocks"
Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm, bad takes on current events, poor attempts at humour, British spellings, and Oxford commas.
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"We were rather hoping you could find us a house that didn't feature its own giant nude male statue, weren't we Mary? MARY!?!"
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"We were rather hoping you could find us a house that didn't feature its own giant nude male statue, weren't we Mary? MARY!?!"
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
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Someone asked if I have prints of my CAT drawing. I can print any picture of mine you like, please just ask if you can't see it in my shop. I'd actually forgotten about this one.
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Someone asked if I have prints of my CAT drawing. I can print any picture of mine you like, please just ask if you can't see it in my shop. I'd actually forgotten about this one.
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I understand it's the 52nd birthday of The Wicker Man.
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I understand it's the 52nd birthday of The Wicker Man.
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You have five days to live!...until and I stop posting prints before Christmas. Then you can carry on living. marswasrubbish.etsy.comthe
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
You have five days to live!...until and I stop posting prints before Christmas. Then you can carry on living. marswasrubbish.etsy.comthe
Fed up with subscriptions, being tracked 24/7, and content that can be taken away from you with no notice?
#RetroGames
#RetroGames
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Fed up with subscriptions, being tracked 24/7, and content that can be taken away from you with no notice?
#RetroGames
#RetroGames
What’s something that you like, that you don’t mind if other people like or don’t like?
#OpenGateKeeper
#OpenGateKeeper
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
What’s something that you like, that you don’t mind if other people like or don’t like?
#OpenGateKeeper
#OpenGateKeeper
December 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Help pay for my quick trip to London to see my friends before Christmas by buying a print. Incidentally, all my friends are sad faced victorian orphans and injured puppies with large wet eyes. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Help pay for my quick trip to London to see my friends before Christmas by buying a print. Incidentally, all my friends are sad faced victorian orphans and injured puppies with large wet eyes. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
If I got a peace prize from Lex Luthor I don't think I'd be bragging about it.
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If I got a peace prize from Lex Luthor I don't think I'd be bragging about it.
Looks like pretty soon we'll be back to a two party system, just that it'll be The Green Party vs Reform UK.
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Looks like pretty soon we'll be back to a two party system, just that it'll be The Green Party vs Reform UK.
ChatGPT, if I asked Google Gemini which path Grok would say leads to freedom, what would it answer?
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
ChatGPT, if I asked Google Gemini which path Grok would say leads to freedom, what would it answer?
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Using the same photo as yesterday to plug my prints and cards because writing a joke address on the envelope cost me a pound. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Using the same photo as yesterday to plug my prints and cards because writing a joke address on the envelope cost me a pound. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Yes, I will keep restarting YouTube videos until I get a 5 second skippable ad, even if I spend longer than it would have taken to watch the original 30 second unskippable ad it tried to show me. I have my principles.
#AdVent #DayFive #CuttingOffNoseToSpiteFace
#AdVent #DayFive #CuttingOffNoseToSpiteFace
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Yes, I will keep restarting YouTube videos until I get a 5 second skippable ad, even if I spend longer than it would have taken to watch the original 30 second unskippable ad it tried to show me. I have my principles.
#AdVent #DayFive #CuttingOffNoseToSpiteFace
#AdVent #DayFive #CuttingOffNoseToSpiteFace
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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“Cat sitting” marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/1602...
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“Cat sitting” marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/1602...
You should be able to sue, and automatically win, anyone who makes an advert whose only sound is a common notification sound used by any commonly available device.
#AdVent #DayFour #WasThatMyPhone
#AdVent #DayFour #WasThatMyPhone
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You should be able to sue, and automatically win, anyone who makes an advert whose only sound is a common notification sound used by any commonly available device.
#AdVent #DayFour #WasThatMyPhone
#AdVent #DayFour #WasThatMyPhone
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I never plug my prints at night but I see everyone else does do here’s my stuff look. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I never plug my prints at night but I see everyone else does do here’s my stuff look. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
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Here it is. Happy Christmas, Mortals. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/4416...
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Here it is. Happy Christmas, Mortals. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/4416...
I don’t like adverts.
Warning: Just like a real advent calendar, some of these are going to be cheap fillers.
#AdVent #DayThree #AdventCalendarVent
Warning: Just like a real advent calendar, some of these are going to be cheap fillers.
#AdVent #DayThree #AdventCalendarVent
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I don’t like adverts.
Warning: Just like a real advent calendar, some of these are going to be cheap fillers.
#AdVent #DayThree #AdventCalendarVent
Warning: Just like a real advent calendar, some of these are going to be cheap fillers.
#AdVent #DayThree #AdventCalendarVent
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I'm the opposite of a binfluencer... what would you call that... a binmitator?
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December 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I'm the opposite of a binfluencer... what would you call that... a binmitator?