Champie
@champierth.bsky.social
Videogame developer and occasional bass player.
Follow me for "Daft social media bollocks"
Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm, bad takes on current events, poor attempts at humour, British spellings, and Oxford commas.
Follow me for "Daft social media bollocks"
Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm, bad takes on current events, poor attempts at humour, British spellings, and Oxford commas.
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I never plug my prints at night but I see everyone else does do here’s my stuff look. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I never plug my prints at night but I see everyone else does do here’s my stuff look. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
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Here it is. Happy Christmas, Mortals. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/4416...
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Here it is. Happy Christmas, Mortals. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/4416...
I don’t like adverts.
Warning: Just like a real advent calendar, some of these are going to be cheap fillers.
#AdVent #DayThree #AdventCalendarVent
Warning: Just like a real advent calendar, some of these are going to be cheap fillers.
#AdVent #DayThree #AdventCalendarVent
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I don’t like adverts.
Warning: Just like a real advent calendar, some of these are going to be cheap fillers.
#AdVent #DayThree #AdventCalendarVent
Warning: Just like a real advent calendar, some of these are going to be cheap fillers.
#AdVent #DayThree #AdventCalendarVent
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I'm the opposite of a binfluencer... what would you call that... a binmitator?
The perfect T-shirt for that special someone who always knows what bin to put out, and when. Get yours with FREE UK delivery here >>> buff.ly/qCfLBYv
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I'm the opposite of a binfluencer... what would you call that... a binmitator?
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Help fulfil my dream of standing in a post office queue for hours by ordering one my 200 odd prints for Christmas. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Help fulfil my dream of standing in a post office queue for hours by ordering one my 200 odd prints for Christmas. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
Coca-Cola Ad Exec: Last year the AI Xmas ad got everyone talking, how do we keep it up?
Exec2: Same again, but claim people were involved, a bit?
Exec: If we keep doing this won’t people boycott us?
Exec2: If they don't care about tax evasion and plastic pollution, why start now?
#AdVent #DayTwo
Exec2: Same again, but claim people were involved, a bit?
Exec: If we keep doing this won’t people boycott us?
Exec2: If they don't care about tax evasion and plastic pollution, why start now?
#AdVent #DayTwo
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 AM
And a tomato is not a vegetable.
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
And a tomato is not a vegetable.
It looks like Bluesky is not very good at coping with threads with lots of replies, e.g. the one below, where I can only see some of the replies to replies by clicking on each reply and then clicking on all sub-replies that show a count > 0.
December 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It looks like Bluesky is not very good at coping with threads with lots of replies, e.g. the one below, where I can only see some of the replies to replies by clicking on each reply and then clicking on all sub-replies that show a count > 0.
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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"Cats before they hypnotise us" marswasrubbish.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"Cats before they hypnotise us" marswasrubbish.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
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New christmas game just dropped: #FARAGEAGEDDON
From the 1st to 24th December how long can you go without hearing Farage spouting his usual bs?
If you hear him you're OUT & must post #FARAGEAGEDDON on you social media feed.
Good luck everyone!
From the 1st to 24th December how long can you go without hearing Farage spouting his usual bs?
If you hear him you're OUT & must post #FARAGEAGEDDON on you social media feed.
Good luck everyone!
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
New christmas game just dropped: #FARAGEAGEDDON
From the 1st to 24th December how long can you go without hearing Farage spouting his usual bs?
If you hear him you're OUT & must post #FARAGEAGEDDON on you social media feed.
Good luck everyone!
From the 1st to 24th December how long can you go without hearing Farage spouting his usual bs?
If you hear him you're OUT & must post #FARAGEAGEDDON on you social media feed.
Good luck everyone!
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“A melodramatic monk answering a doorbell”. From a few years ago.
December 1, 2025 at 9:22 AM
“A melodramatic monk answering a doorbell”. From a few years ago.
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Not managing to draw anything all week I made two in one day. Someone said to me recently “You’d never know your paintings are unplanned” I beg to differ.
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Not managing to draw anything all week I made two in one day. Someone said to me recently “You’d never know your paintings are unplanned” I beg to differ.
Notification: Something that is either ultra important or an advert, and often with no way to tell until you've opened it.
#AdVentDayOne #ModernDefinitions #ModernLifeIsRubbish
#AdVentDayOne #ModernDefinitions #ModernLifeIsRubbish
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Notification: Something that is either ultra important or an advert, and often with no way to tell until you've opened it.
#AdVentDayOne #ModernDefinitions #ModernLifeIsRubbish
#AdVentDayOne #ModernDefinitions #ModernLifeIsRubbish
December 1, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Boxing Day walk with family cancelled
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Boxing Day walk with family cancelled
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Untitled. But for how long?
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Untitled. But for how long?
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For Christmas this year why not buy some human art by a human for the human in your life. (that has wall space) marswasrubbish.etsy.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
For Christmas this year why not buy some human art by a human for the human in your life. (that has wall space) marswasrubbish.etsy.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Happy St Andrew’s Day fellow Scotch.
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Happy St Andrew’s Day fellow Scotch.
I spent longer working out why the def works then I did to solve it.
Minute Cryptic - 30 November, 2025
"Sensitive hobbits in film trilogy originally pushed for characters to be taller" (5)
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🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (13,268 solvers so far).
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Minute Cryptic - 30 November, 2025
"Sensitive hobbits in film trilogy originally pushed for characters to be taller" (5)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (13,268 solvers so far).
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Minute Cryptic
Solve a clue with a hidden meaning
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November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I spent longer working out why the def works then I did to solve it.
Minute Cryptic - 30 November, 2025
"Sensitive hobbits in film trilogy originally pushed for characters to be taller" (5)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (13,268 solvers so far).
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Minute Cryptic - 30 November, 2025
"Sensitive hobbits in film trilogy originally pushed for characters to be taller" (5)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (13,268 solvers so far).
www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM