Lucy Fishwife 🥐
@lucyfishwife.bsky.social
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London. Book-related (sells, reads, hoards). Macaroni cheese. Trans rights are human rights. Fix your hearts or die. Redheaded stepchild. Pandan guy. I do not have a podcast.
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lucyfishwife.bsky.social
I dare you. You get extra points for feigning a gammy leg
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richneville.bsky.social
Just been attacked in an email
Your opinion could be worth £30
lucyfishwife.bsky.social
Exactly! Or say no thanks, nicely
lucyfishwife.bsky.social
I think it was the fact of me, a not-young woman, having THE NERVE to imply he needed the seat more than I did. Hope his legs fall off
lucyfishwife.bsky.social
When someone offers you their seat on a packed tube, and you don’t want it, it’s generally considered polite to say “no thank you” rather than act like your masculinity has been grossly insulted, you miserable old git
#commutingjoys
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murderbotbot.bsky.social
I was having an emotion, and I hate that.
lucyfishwife.bsky.social
Look, at least you’re still alive (although this is Halloween season, maybe you’re not)
lucyfishwife.bsky.social
Jesus god, Sal, a triple threat
lucyfishwife.bsky.social
It was me! In that instance it was unwisely running a tumble dryer via an extension cable that couldn’t take the wattage. I think we all know how I (and husband and neighbours) will die
lucyfishwife.bsky.social
You missed so much!
(you didn’t)
lucyfishwife.bsky.social
“See a pin and pick it up, and all day long you’ll have a pin”
lucyfishwife.bsky.social
Another day, another panic #LeSigh
lucyfishwife.bsky.social
Today’s look: junior doctor
Today’s perfume: stripper
Today’s earworm: Ai No Corrida
Today’s mood:
a man in a blue vest is standing in front of a shelf full of toilet paper
Alt: Price gun
media.tenor.com
lucyfishwife.bsky.social
If you play his name backwards it says “hail Satan” PROVE ME WRONG
lucyfishwife.bsky.social
No, YOU just put on Marigolds and rubber-soled trainers and feverishly checked every single plug currently in a socket anywhere in the flat
One of the pins from a three-pin (UK) plug
lucyfishwife.bsky.social
iiiiiis he silly enough though
lucyfishwife.bsky.social
Thomas Pynchon is actually a literary collective, in the manner of Luther Blissett/Wu Ming. Various Pynchons have included William Gibson, Jennifer Egan, John Barth, Michael Chabon, Tom Robbins, Richard Brautigan, and Kurt Vonnegut
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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