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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 1h

1 - brain saying 'are you trying to sleep?'
2 - woman trying to sleep 'yes, now shut up'
3 - brain says 'you're driving'
4 - same woman with eyes shocked and driving a car

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 1h

taking ryder to the vet and the neighbor pulled into his driveway next to me so i jumped in the back with ryder to make sure he didn't freak out and closed the door forgot that i put the child and window locks on so i had to crawl to the front seat all in front of my neighbor so i am killin it today

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 1h

Charlie says rainy days are for cuddles!

Cavalier King Charles spaniel, laying on black and white blanket looking at camera with his tongue sticking slightly out of his mouth.
In the background is a blurred human

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1h

Give yourself one point for every boring age filtering post you ignore.

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 1h

Okay so just to be clear,..this is not a best case scenario? -gestures broadly, slightly alarmed!

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SwampFroggie 🐸 @ruh-roh.bsky.social · 1h

☕ c h e e r s

a green cartoon character wearing a purple hat is standing on a cardboard box

Alt: a green cartoon character wearing a purple hat is standing on a cardboard box

media.tenor.com

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Ray Haze @rayhayes215.bsky.social · 1h

Morning wet #Mantis in my #Philly #garden. 🌦️
#bugsky #MacroMonday #macro #photography #nature #eastcoastkin #mantisMonday #bugSky

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 1h

I would like one to all of your monies please.

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1h

Had a lovely vegetarian meal on Saturday, and I should stop farting sometime in 2027

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Chris and his farmily of forever friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 1h

Thank you, Kara, Casey & Dexter best birthday video ever ❤️

It’s Kara @stillkara.bsky.social · 2h

When you have one of the best Grampys there is (other Grampys are available) you can’t help but want to share some of the memories.

Happy Birthday dad.

youtube.com/watch?v=VSR9...

One of the BEST Grampys EVER

YouTube video by totally buckets

youtube.com

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 1h

from 2023 but needs to go back soon, enjoy🖤

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 24m

You forgot the WORK YOUR WHOLE DAMN LIFE since you were a teenager 😒

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 1h

Did you know that if you scrimp and save and spend only on the necessities you can have damn near $48 in your checking account as of October 13, 2025?

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1h

It's ridiculous how much movie theaters are charging for popcorn these days. I typically don't pay anything for food that exploded.

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1h

Working while being this unhinged should be illegal

Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 1h

working while being this hot should be illegal

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 1h

heavy lies the head that holds the posts

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 59m

The House made breakfast this morning:
A grilled cheese sandwich used as a hot dog bun.

It was delicious.

I’m gonna get so fat. 🥰

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Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social · 58m

Read some books they said. It’ll relax you they said. Meanwhile, my TBR in the peripheral making me panic:

Hoarder GIF

Alt: Bernard Black from Black Books twirling through his bookstore which has enormous piles of books scattered about, in addition to the bookshelves.

media.tenor.com

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Decorated Jabari Warrior @badapple17.blacksky.app · 57m

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day. Let's also give credit to the African Explorers who crossed the ocean decades before. Said hello, Taught some things. Learned some things. Then left. End of story.

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Diabolical G @gwill2k.bsky.social · 55m

Blessed to have had social studies teachers that valued NC indigenous history & culture. We went on several school trips, my fave being Town Creek Indian Mound in Mount Gilead. These visits helped dispel myths & reveal hard truths. My love of history is forever connected to those experiences.

Explore North Carolina from a Native American’s Perspective

With more than 100,000 Native Americans — each from unique cultures and traditions — NC offers a tapestry of living history to celebrate and explore.

www.visitnc.com

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 28m

It wasn't the Earl of Pasta?🤔

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 59m

Fuck Columbus, we should be celebrating the dude who invented lasagna.

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 54m

Honorable mention to whoever coined "Labonza" to refer to that cute little round belly women get.

Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 59m

Fuck Columbus, we should be celebrating the dude who invented lasagna.

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 54m

i frequently open the internet, get distracted by one of my open tabs and forget what i was going to search for so no, your honor, i cannot repeat my statement

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Of Damage and Devotion @broonsy.bsky.social · 53m

Who the fuck puts roasted turkey in scrambled eggs??

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