RXSarsparilla🎉
@gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
Bluesky's mom. Cool mom, of course. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
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Jesus Christ this rips
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Jesus Christ this rips
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Just dropped a phat baste
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Just dropped a phat baste
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People that put their shopping cart in the cart corral when they are finished using them should receive a hero's parade every memorial day.
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
People that put their shopping cart in the cart corral when they are finished using them should receive a hero's parade every memorial day.
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I’ll gladly take a cruise if I can throw one to 1,000 people overboard with impunity.
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’ll gladly take a cruise if I can throw one to 1,000 people overboard with impunity.
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Omg! I forgot I could be drinking rn!
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Omg! I forgot I could be drinking rn!
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<-- has slightly less knuckle than when Thanksgiving Day started
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
<-- has slightly less knuckle than when Thanksgiving Day started
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Modern math problem: My dentist will charge $25 if I'm 5 min late. How much does the dentist owe me when I show up on time and wait 40 minutes for my "appointment"?
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Modern math problem: My dentist will charge $25 if I'm 5 min late. How much does the dentist owe me when I show up on time and wait 40 minutes for my "appointment"?
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*replies to your reply to their reply*
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
*replies to your reply to their reply*
This is about me.
*replies to your reply to their reply*
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This is about me.
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when your gel manicure is so old, picking it off becomes the most satisfying and mind numbing experience of the day
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
when your gel manicure is so old, picking it off becomes the most satisfying and mind numbing experience of the day
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It ain’t a party until you trip the breaker box at least once.
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It ain’t a party until you trip the breaker box at least once.
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Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon Accidents Compilation
YouTube video by brdrech
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I went to the dispensary and I told the guy I was surprised they were open. He said "we're always open on holidays" then he gestures to all the weed and edibles and says "a lot of people need extra....patience when dealing with family"
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I went to the dispensary and I told the guy I was surprised they were open. He said "we're always open on holidays" then he gestures to all the weed and edibles and says "a lot of people need extra....patience when dealing with family"
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pov: you’re playing pretty pretty princess with me
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
pov: you’re playing pretty pretty princess with me
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Your meal has been prepared by a white and black beagle and a yellow canary. It’s all the buttered toast, pretzels, jelly beans, and popcorn you can eat. There’s always room for one more at the ping pong table.
#ThePerfectThanksgivingDinner
#ThePerfectThanksgivingDinner
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Your meal has been prepared by a white and black beagle and a yellow canary. It’s all the buttered toast, pretzels, jelly beans, and popcorn you can eat. There’s always room for one more at the ping pong table.
#ThePerfectThanksgivingDinner
#ThePerfectThanksgivingDinner
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What this guy says goes for me.
thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
What this guy says goes for me.
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thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
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Reserved parking for the most important people in your life.
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Reserved parking for the most important people in your life.
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My niece is drawing everyone's picture, one by one revealing our deepest insecurities like a she's in a Stephen King book
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My niece is drawing everyone's picture, one by one revealing our deepest insecurities like a she's in a Stephen King book
Due to lightheadedness, we will be going down the stairs on our butt like a toddler. 👍🏽
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Due to lightheadedness, we will be going down the stairs on our butt like a toddler. 👍🏽
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…stay in line
I come from a long line of turkeys.
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
…stay in line
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I come from a long line of turkeys.
June 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I come from a long line of turkeys.
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if you have a long car ride with your family today, may I suggest the Moby Dick audiobook to keep things light
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
if you have a long car ride with your family today, may I suggest the Moby Dick audiobook to keep things light