FauxNewdAlt
@fauxnewdalt.bsky.social
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bp: fire cloud in a sunrise sky
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bp: fire cloud in a sunrise sky
Pinned
“gobble gobble”
*wobbles away*
*wobbles away*
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Oooohhh food coma… 🦃
Maybe again for 2nd dinner in another few hours. After my nap. Yeah.
Maybe again for 2nd dinner in another few hours. After my nap. Yeah.
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Oooohhh food coma… 🦃
Maybe again for 2nd dinner in another few hours. After my nap. Yeah.
Maybe again for 2nd dinner in another few hours. After my nap. Yeah.
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Turkey sweats
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Turkey sweats
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I am thankful for this amazing woman who has helped me more than I deserve. I’ve never had a friend quite like her, and I’m really fucking lucky. I get to like REALLY know her and you guys don’t *evil laughter*
I am thankful for @emceekayvee.bsky.social
I was in a desperate place when we met. She could have hated me and that would have been justified. But instead, she helped me see that I would be ok and that my experience was valid.
I felt rejected in my life and she embraced me. I am forever grateful.
I was in a desperate place when we met. She could have hated me and that would have been justified. But instead, she helped me see that I would be ok and that my experience was valid.
I felt rejected in my life and she embraced me. I am forever grateful.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I am thankful for this amazing woman who has helped me more than I deserve. I’ve never had a friend quite like her, and I’m really fucking lucky. I get to like REALLY know her and you guys don’t *evil laughter*
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drinking gravy from a gobblelet
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
drinking gravy from a gobblelet
*replies to your reply to their reply*
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
*replies to your reply to their reply*
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so leave it and just play it at parties?
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
so leave it and just play it at parties?
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I bought a bra and put it on for Thanksgiving dinner. Everybody clap.
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I bought a bra and put it on for Thanksgiving dinner. Everybody clap.
“gobble gobble”
*wobbles away*
*wobbles away*
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“gobble gobble”
*wobbles away*
*wobbles away*
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dysfunction, David. Not cannibalism
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
dysfunction, David. Not cannibalism
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If brain race were an actual event I’d be on the Jamaican bobsled team. lordamercy
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If brain race were an actual event I’d be on the Jamaican bobsled team. lordamercy
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one day i will achieve my dream: a three layered joke
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
one day i will achieve my dream: a three layered joke
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all the fall things🎶🎶🎶🌻 🖤
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
all the fall things🎶🎶🎶🌻 🖤
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We are Bluesky. This is about all of us. We're okay with this.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We are Bluesky. This is about all of us. We're okay with this.
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It's expired but...worth a shot...I have things to do!
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It's expired but...worth a shot...I have things to do!
who out there shakin’ their rump?
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
who out there shakin’ their rump?
my skeets have the effervescence of graffitied walls in public loos
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
my skeets have the effervescence of graffitied walls in public loos
feels:
“change” shannon hoon/blind melon
“change” shannon hoon/blind melon
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
feels:
“change” shannon hoon/blind melon
“change” shannon hoon/blind melon
Root beer or cream soda?
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Root beer or cream soda?
if you slap me on the ass, you better call me susan
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
if you slap me on the ass, you better call me susan
looking back now I can see me
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
looking back now I can see me
*juggles knives just to feel something*
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
*juggles knives just to feel something*
Epistemologically, makeup is solipsistic.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Epistemologically, makeup is solipsistic.
if you’re lost you can look but you won’t find me (probably)
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
if you’re lost you can look but you won’t find me (probably)
*turns wine into water*
-my sacrificial liver
-my sacrificial liver
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
*turns wine into water*
-my sacrificial liver
-my sacrificial liver
*gives you something to believe in*
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
*gives you something to believe in*