McMusic MaGellin
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Habits include 🎶🐕🏄🏻♂️🥁🎸🦜🦅🩺not limited to. Introverted excavator. Don’t kid yourself. Everything I say is a joke. engineer produce edit. tremendous slouch
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From started cooking to all fed, to leftovers dealt/containerized and kitchen clean. 7 hrs 20 mins… damn a little rusty there on 7 course meal timing. cookies are one shut up. I’ll nail it x-mas.. maybe
a man in a gray suit is talking to a woman in a black shirt .
Alt: a man in a gray suit is talking to a woman in a black shirt . The David Hasselhoff in some scuba suit of some sort panting saying I’ve had better days..
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November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
From started cooking to all fed, to leftovers dealt/containerized and kitchen clean. 7 hrs 20 mins… damn a little rusty there on 7 course meal timing. cookies are one shut up. I’ll nail it x-mas.. maybe
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Its a bidet. It's a drinking fountain. It's the hose outside!
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Its a bidet. It's a drinking fountain. It's the hose outside!
felt that earthquake.. Idllywild be wilding yo. back to back shakers.
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
felt that earthquake.. Idllywild be wilding yo. back to back shakers.
And tell me I’m wrong now.. 😂
can’t make em moist. nonsense.
can’t make em moist. nonsense.
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
And tell me I’m wrong now.. 😂
can’t make em moist. nonsense.
can’t make em moist. nonsense.
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Just dropped a phat baste
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Just dropped a phat baste
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Is that a turkey leg in your pocket or just happy to see me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Is that a turkey leg in your pocket or just happy to see me.
If you didn’t like that Jack White halftime show IDKWTTY.. You may be dead already.
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If you didn’t like that Jack White halftime show IDKWTTY.. You may be dead already.
And so it begins.. We’re doing all white meat turkey breast rolls. Less waste and the sandwiches are perfections.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
And so it begins.. We’re doing all white meat turkey breast rolls. Less waste and the sandwiches are perfections.
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care to bless this meal. I’d be delighted.
care to bless this meal. I’d be delighted.
Jack White – Archbishop Harold Holmes (Official Video)
YouTube video by Jack White
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November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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care to bless this meal. I’d be delighted.
care to bless this meal. I’d be delighted.
If brain race were an actual event I’d be on the Jamaican bobsled team. lordamercy
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If brain race were an actual event I’d be on the Jamaican bobsled team. lordamercy
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When the turkey starts burning
When the turkey starts burning
Fire
YouTube video by Jimi Hendrix - Topic
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November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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When the turkey starts burning
When the turkey starts burning
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Keep a cool Temper Trap shut today.
so you sit in your chair,, thousand mile stare. Coz no one ever knows just how they want it. and that’s the way it goes… 😂 works for me.
Keep a cool Temper Trap shut today.
so you sit in your chair,, thousand mile stare. Coz no one ever knows just how they want it. and that’s the way it goes… 😂 works for me.
The Temper Trap - Lucky Dimes (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Temper Trap
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November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Keep a cool Temper Trap shut today.
so you sit in your chair,, thousand mile stare. Coz no one ever knows just how they want it. and that’s the way it goes… 😂 works for me.
Keep a cool Temper Trap shut today.
so you sit in your chair,, thousand mile stare. Coz no one ever knows just how they want it. and that’s the way it goes… 😂 works for me.
Name the Roman emperor who died eating too much cheese.
Mascarponious Macaronious Maximus..
Mascarponious Macaronious Maximus..
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Name the Roman emperor who died eating too much cheese.
Mascarponious Macaronious Maximus..
Mascarponious Macaronious Maximus..
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decided to never listen to “Free Bird” while sober
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
decided to never listen to “Free Bird” while sober
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Tender, haunting fall
every leaf a small goodbye
gathered at my feet
every leaf a small goodbye
gathered at my feet
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Tender, haunting fall
every leaf a small goodbye
gathered at my feet
every leaf a small goodbye
gathered at my feet
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If I could just be comfortable and unconscious, that would fix me.
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
If I could just be comfortable and unconscious, that would fix me.
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A local radio station plays this song every thanksgiving. Please allow me to expand this tradition: youtu.be/WaKIX6oaSLs?...
Alice's Restaurant Massacree
YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic
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November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
A local radio station plays this song every thanksgiving. Please allow me to expand this tradition: youtu.be/WaKIX6oaSLs?...
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That missing 10 mm socket? I took it.
Hot dads in your neighborhood are thankful for any chance to show off our socket wrenches
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
That missing 10 mm socket? I took it.
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Yes, yes. I know I'm a colonizing, genocidal piece of shit, but this turkey is amazing.
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Yes, yes. I know I'm a colonizing, genocidal piece of shit, but this turkey is amazing.
Whether with big family, few, or just you, I wish you a peaceful, fulfilling day of what ever you wish. And you’re fine just where and who you are. 🙏🥃 my friends
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Whether with big family, few, or just you, I wish you a peaceful, fulfilling day of what ever you wish. And you’re fine just where and who you are. 🙏🥃 my friends
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Today’s band name:
MRI Cover Band
MRI Cover Band
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Today’s band name:
MRI Cover Band
MRI Cover Band
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i want to walk around on a brain
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i want to walk around on a brain