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McMusic MaGellin
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Habits include 🎶🐕🏄🏻‍♂️🥁🎸🦜🦅🩺not limited to. Introverted excavator. Don’t kid yourself. Everything I say is a joke. engineer produce edit. tremendous slouch
Pinned
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From started cooking to all fed, to leftovers dealt/containerized and kitchen clean. 7 hrs 20 mins… damn a little rusty there on 7 course meal timing. cookies are one shut up. I’ll nail it x-mas.. maybe
a man in a gray suit is talking to a woman in a black shirt .
Alt: a man in a gray suit is talking to a woman in a black shirt . The David Hasselhoff in some scuba suit of some sort panting saying I’ve had better days..
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Its a bidet. It's a drinking fountain. It's the hose outside!
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
felt that earthquake.. Idllywild be wilding yo. back to back shakers.
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
And tell me I’m wrong now.. 😂
can’t make em moist. nonsense.
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Dear Science,
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Just dropped a phat baste
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Is that a turkey leg in your pocket or just happy to see me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If you didn’t like that Jack White halftime show IDKWTTY.. You may be dead already.
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
And so it begins.. We’re doing all white meat turkey breast rolls. Less waste and the sandwiches are perfections.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
youtu.be/ru5afNNSPeU
care to bless this meal. I’d be delighted.
Jack White – Archbishop Harold Holmes (Official Video)
YouTube video by Jack White
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If brain race were an actual event I’d be on the Jamaican bobsled team. lordamercy
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
youtu.be/9-2m07d2Neo
When the turkey starts burning
Fire
YouTube video by Jimi Hendrix - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
youtu.be/IaBWrH_5QYU
Keep a cool Temper Trap shut today.
so you sit in your chair,, thousand mile stare. Coz no one ever knows just how they want it. and that’s the way it goes… 😂 works for me.
The Temper Trap - Lucky Dimes (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Temper Trap
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Name the Roman emperor who died eating too much cheese.
Mascarponious Macaronious Maximus..
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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decided to never listen to “Free Bird” while sober
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Tender, haunting fall
every leaf a small goodbye
gathered at my feet
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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#FirstPlayOfDay
#MusicChallenge

𝗣𝗲𝗯𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀 - 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱
Pebbles - Girlfriend
YouTube video by PebblesVEVO
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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If I could just be comfortable and unconscious, that would fix me.
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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A local radio station plays this song every thanksgiving. Please allow me to expand this tradition: youtu.be/WaKIX6oaSLs?...
Alice's Restaurant Massacree
YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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That missing 10 mm socket? I took it.
Hot dads in your neighborhood are thankful for any chance to show off our socket wrenches
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Yes, yes. I know I'm a colonizing, genocidal piece of shit, but this turkey is amazing.
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Whether with big family, few, or just you, I wish you a peaceful, fulfilling day of what ever you wish. And you’re fine just where and who you are. 🙏🥃 my friends
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Today’s band name:
MRI Cover Band
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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i want to walk around on a brain
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM