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McMusic MaGellin
@rlpontificates.bsky.social
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Habits include 🎶🐕🏄🏻‍♂️🥁🎸🦜🦅🩺not limited to. Introverted excavator. Don’t kid yourself. Everything I say is a joke. engineer produce edit. tremendous slouch
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · Nov 6
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 12h
sounds fermenting
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 12h
Appetite down from barely get a half sandwich down before sick to 1/4 sammie.. long as it soaks up the drugs all I give a shit about.
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 13h
no bras shall bind thy spirits…
spear and magic helmet..! 🎶
a cartoon of a man with horns holding a bottle
Alt: a cartoon of a man with horns holding a bottle Bugs Looney cartoon spear and magic helmet..
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 13h
snaps fingers
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 13h
Well if you didn’t wanna vacuum at the moment why did you just clean the vacuum. Coz you know you’re gonna test it.. Can’t just leave a clean spot there. and two rooms later Damn it! It works fine.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 14h
This is my first football game for this Sunday.

Everyone clap.
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 14h
just snap your fingers like MF’n Thanos.. and half the bras in the universe swipe off.. and if no, that’s what the head protection is for. 🥃 where do I invest?!
a man in a knight 's helmet says you gotta will it
Alt: a man in a knight 's helmet says you gotta will it
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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 14h
hear me out

an app that swipes your bra off
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 14h
and they know it..!
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 14h
Trying to grow as a person but not like mold ya know?
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 20h
Uses candy corn as ear plugs.
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ChefBoo-so🎃🥧👻 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 16h
you’ll find me at mastodon under the name MastoChef

jkjkjk
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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 16h
you’ll find me at mastodon under the name MastoFudge
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Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d
When our chihuahua passed a twelve year family deal was for us to rescue another Rottweiler. The majority of my kids lives to the time. 2 weeks later the girls brought her home, thought I’d be pissed, and she’s just the best dog. I saw spaniel and she’s all dog. Not a purse dog. I love this one
Picture of a Cavalier Spaniel in the brush at the side of a creek. (I wish you could meet this girl)
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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 19h
youtube.com/watch?v=LZRK...
Starcrawler - No More Pennies
YouTube video by StarcrawlerVEVO
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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 15h
Life was so much easier, before my prefrontal cortex was fully developed.
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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 19h
youtube.com/watch?v=NaOx...
Best use of boobs in a video award goes to:
Heartless Bastards - Parted Ways (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Heartless Bastards
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 15h
I only stay disappointed so I don't get hopeful.
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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 17h
Farting on your straw man until it bursts into flames
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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 18h
My fart jokes are based on bandwagon fallacies
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 17h
When the reply guy says nothing, and becomes the hero.
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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 17h
In my defense, the first edibles showed up unusually late, and by then, I'd already had two more.
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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 16h
Nail techs see me walk in the door after going barefoot all summer, and instantly, the pecking order is established, and some poor newbie gets thrust forward.
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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 16h
youtube.com/watch?v=vuVg...
It's the onions, not Sunday scaries.
Pissing In a River
YouTube video by Patti Smith - Topic
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 1d
Standing at the rails on a US war ship is a long standing tradition. We would say goodbye to family and friends. It was always toughest for the new guys.

"Don't worry man, she will be just the same now when we get back."

"Really?"

"Yep. Tears in her eyes and freshly fucked."
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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 9d
Too cute
Bull terrier in bed
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