McMusic MaGellin
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Habits include 🎶🐕🏄🏻♂️🥁🎸🦜🦅🩺not limited to. Introverted excavator. Don’t kid yourself. Everything I say is a joke. engineer produce edit. tremendous slouch
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That’s the problem BYU when you’re more impressed with the QB squat strength than passing strength. That’s the worst ranked passing game since army/navy games of yore. Jim McMahon and Steve Young must be breaking furniture somewhere.
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
That’s the problem BYU when you’re more impressed with the QB squat strength than passing strength. That’s the worst ranked passing game since army/navy games of yore. Jim McMahon and Steve Young must be breaking furniture somewhere.
alt text doesn’t take, typo.. this is not worth it. Have a great weekend. 🙏
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
alt text doesn’t take, typo.. this is not worth it. Have a great weekend. 🙏
3 days later believe I’ve activated all apps bundled from phone to tv, tv to phone, each has their own opinion how to ya know.. Now I can death scroll endlessly there too. It’s bliss, without all the ever present disappointment.
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
3 days later believe I’ve activated all apps bundled from phone to tv, tv to phone, each has their own opinion how to ya know.. Now I can death scroll endlessly there too. It’s bliss, without all the ever present disappointment.
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#BigAnimalsInASongOrMovie
Let the Right Whale In
Let the Right Whale In
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
#BigAnimalsInASongOrMovie
Let the Right Whale In
Let the Right Whale In
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Your daily fortune:
Respect yourself. Respect others. Respect the zombies north of town, unless you wish to join their number.
Respect yourself. Respect others. Respect the zombies north of town, unless you wish to join their number.
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Your daily fortune:
Respect yourself. Respect others. Respect the zombies north of town, unless you wish to join their number.
Respect yourself. Respect others. Respect the zombies north of town, unless you wish to join their number.
Streaming tv is like Costco shopping for one. There’s everything you’ll ever need and too much of it. If you only want one thing it’s cheaper and takes 7 more minutes to get.
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Streaming tv is like Costco shopping for one. There’s everything you’ll ever need and too much of it. If you only want one thing it’s cheaper and takes 7 more minutes to get.
I slit a sheet a sheet I slit.. Upon these beading sheets I shit.. fold
What I’m saying is these sheets are too shite for this aggravation. Know what I’m getting myself this year.
What I’m saying is these sheets are too shite for this aggravation. Know what I’m getting myself this year.
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I slit a sheet a sheet I slit.. Upon these beading sheets I shit.. fold
What I’m saying is these sheets are too shite for this aggravation. Know what I’m getting myself this year.
What I’m saying is these sheets are too shite for this aggravation. Know what I’m getting myself this year.
I assume frog accounts also hate the term moist environment.. Cringe its damp never moist.
Exactly!
that’s what he said, not me.
Exactly!
that’s what he said, not me.
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I assume frog accounts also hate the term moist environment.. Cringe its damp never moist.
Exactly!
that’s what he said, not me.
Exactly!
that’s what he said, not me.
They asked me to take regular pics of the cryo burn from hell wound to show Monday. So named the documentary file Ken Burns. coz I’m sick for history like that.
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
They asked me to take regular pics of the cryo burn from hell wound to show Monday. So named the documentary file Ken Burns. coz I’m sick for history like that.
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Nothing good ever happens when I'm vertical.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Nothing good ever happens when I'm vertical.
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good morning to everyone who knows climate change is real
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
good morning to everyone who knows climate change is real
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Looking out into the void, I sense a herd of smitten kittens.
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Looking out into the void, I sense a herd of smitten kittens.
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The missus was super motivated to clear out the flower beds before the rain and big freeze. I wasn't so there was a "discussion" .
So there I was, cleaning out flowerbeds at 9 PM with a flashlight...
So there I was, cleaning out flowerbeds at 9 PM with a flashlight...
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The missus was super motivated to clear out the flower beds before the rain and big freeze. I wasn't so there was a "discussion" .
So there I was, cleaning out flowerbeds at 9 PM with a flashlight...
So there I was, cleaning out flowerbeds at 9 PM with a flashlight...
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Me, the green goods buyer, and the CEO all wearing the same flannel.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Me, the green goods buyer, and the CEO all wearing the same flannel.
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Freshly polished
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Freshly polished
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America went to shit when they took the spider eggs out of the bubble gum.
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
America went to shit when they took the spider eggs out of the bubble gum.
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we live in a world ruled by invisible power worms
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
we live in a world ruled by invisible power worms
Growing up poor meant volunteering to take care of the goats, pigs and chickens crack o dawn to snack on some of that mashed maple corn feed a bit. And still carry that bacterial infection around today.
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Growing up poor meant volunteering to take care of the goats, pigs and chickens crack o dawn to snack on some of that mashed maple corn feed a bit. And still carry that bacterial infection around today.
This is my first “streaming” game on my big boy pants tv. Feel as though I’ve graduated or something. wanna come over and scratch my back in celebration?
a close up of a person 's head with the words `` it 's so easy '' written on it .
Alt: a close up of a person 's head with the words `` it 's so easy '' written on it …
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November 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is my first “streaming” game on my big boy pants tv. Feel as though I’ve graduated or something. wanna come over and scratch my back in celebration?
Thank goodness for not dying in congress for once then eh. Here.. here! Looking at you McConnell, Schumer and on and on. She (Pelosi) did many things for a better living for many. Agism means nothing if ideas are old and tired. There’s nothing wrong with admitting I got nothing, next up. 🙏🥃
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Thank goodness for not dying in congress for once then eh. Here.. here! Looking at you McConnell, Schumer and on and on. She (Pelosi) did many things for a better living for many. Agism means nothing if ideas are old and tired. There’s nothing wrong with admitting I got nothing, next up. 🙏🥃
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I haven’t had a good day in a long minute. I’m surfing early tomorrow. Need to take some small wins
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I haven’t had a good day in a long minute. I’m surfing early tomorrow. Need to take some small wins
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No one has ever said the word “hoagie,” in my presence without me picturing me crushing their skull with a rock. Sorry, hoagie people
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
No one has ever said the word “hoagie,” in my presence without me picturing me crushing their skull with a rock. Sorry, hoagie people
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Take that thought and shave it down...wax it... laser it...bare bones it
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Take that thought and shave it down...wax it... laser it...bare bones it
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When one has unimaginable zeal towards a pup like snoopy, it’s called beagle-mania
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
When one has unimaginable zeal towards a pup like snoopy, it’s called beagle-mania