Bean N. Curling
@beancurling.bsky.social
Studied art in the Big Eighties
The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back.
It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room...
Available at Amazon.
Hilarious animal noir passages by @caldmurchfield.bsky.social
The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back.
It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room...
Available at Amazon.
Hilarious animal noir passages by @caldmurchfield.bsky.social
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My wife was a member of the Partridge Family in her youth.
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My wife was a member of the Partridge Family in her youth.
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Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character… wrong answers only
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character… wrong answers only
Not many people know that Dr. Victor Frankenstein invented the Victrola out of spare lab equipment.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Not many people know that Dr. Victor Frankenstein invented the Victrola out of spare lab equipment.
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November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH
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all familiars wear black cause they're color blind
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
all familiars wear black cause they're color blind
Victor Frankenstein:
"I never considered what would come after creation."
*Ian Malcolm appears out of nowhere and slaps him.
"I never considered what would come after creation."
*Ian Malcolm appears out of nowhere and slaps him.
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Victor Frankenstein:
"I never considered what would come after creation."
*Ian Malcolm appears out of nowhere and slaps him.
"I never considered what would come after creation."
*Ian Malcolm appears out of nowhere and slaps him.
I hope the welcome signs for Wichita have some mention of White Stripes.
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I hope the welcome signs for Wichita have some mention of White Stripes.
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The best way to combat the post-holiday lull is to pretend not to adult for at least a couple more days
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The best way to combat the post-holiday lull is to pretend not to adult for at least a couple more days
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Finished the throw for hubby. Thought I only had 14 rows to finish last night but dumb me it was actually 28. 🙄 Powered through this morning to complete it. 💪 Now he can video game & be toasty warm.
*dogs for size reference.
*dogs for size reference.
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Finished the throw for hubby. Thought I only had 14 rows to finish last night but dumb me it was actually 28. 🙄 Powered through this morning to complete it. 💪 Now he can video game & be toasty warm.
*dogs for size reference.
*dogs for size reference.
Please sign the petition to change the words of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree to "sooner we'll have some pumpkin pie."
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Please sign the petition to change the words of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree to "sooner we'll have some pumpkin pie."
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Pumpkin pie for breakfast!
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Pumpkin pie for breakfast!
From now until Cyber Monday, all the cash we spend enables Santa Claus to buy Jesus nice things.
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
From now until Cyber Monday, all the cash we spend enables Santa Claus to buy Jesus nice things.
I put hippie's blood on my lintel so Black Friday may pass us by.
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I put hippie's blood on my lintel so Black Friday may pass us by.
Oh, they say they do but then take a dump in my carport.
There's one squatting alongside Viggo Mortensen now.
There's one squatting alongside Viggo Mortensen now.
What about dogs?
Do dogs get you?
Do dogs get you?
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Oh, they say they do but then take a dump in my carport.
There's one squatting alongside Viggo Mortensen now.
There's one squatting alongside Viggo Mortensen now.
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Bob Dylan
The Rolling Stones
Leon Redbone
The Moody Blues
Paul McCartney
Bob Dylan
The Rolling Stones
Leon Redbone
The Moody Blues
Paul McCartney
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Bob Dylan
The Rolling Stones
Leon Redbone
The Moody Blues
Paul McCartney
Bob Dylan
The Rolling Stones
Leon Redbone
The Moody Blues
Paul McCartney
Me since getting a smart phone.
a green parrot is looking at its reflection in a mirror with the word viralhog on the bottom right
ALT: a green parrot is looking at its reflection in a mirror with the word viralhog on the bottom right
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November 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Me since getting a smart phone.
Celebrities don't get me.
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Celebrities don't get me.
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I loved BB King. I saw him at a venue in Silicon Valley that no longer exists, called The Circle Star Theatre. Amazing performance. The theatre stage was a circular platform that slowly rotated around. I saw Rodney Dangerfield there, too.
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I loved BB King. I saw him at a venue in Silicon Valley that no longer exists, called The Circle Star Theatre. Amazing performance. The theatre stage was a circular platform that slowly rotated around. I saw Rodney Dangerfield there, too.
My wife's got The Turkey Trots.
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
My wife's got The Turkey Trots.
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I am so sick of technology, I am getting a dumb phone
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I am so sick of technology, I am getting a dumb phone